Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He finally did it. 100k subs on a Friday no less. I hope he's poured up a nice drink combo and is celebrating in style. Keep on rockin', bud!
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I can see the looping now...waiting on his play button, talking about his play button, expecting it to arrive any time for it to never materialize. Somehow he will finally accept that he actually has to apply for the button and not figure out how. Then start looping about the trolls preventing him from getting the button because you have to be strike free for year to be eligible.
 
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Drunken Slur said:
I can see the looping now...waiting on his play button, talking about his play button, expecting it to arrive any time for it to never materialize. Somehow he will finally accept that he actually has to apply for the button and not figure out how. Then start looping about the trolls preventing him from getting the button because you have to be strike free for year to be eligible.
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There should be a Kiwi Farms Sneed Award made out of silver to give him instead. Finest sterling silver fit for the wall of a clock tower dream house.
 
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Drunken Slur said:
I can see the looping now...waiting on his play button, talking about his play button, expecting it to arrive any time for it to never materialize. Somehow he will finally accept that he actually has to apply for the button and not figure out how. Then start looping about the trolls preventing him from getting the button because you have to be strike free for year to be eligible.
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Maybe it'll get shipped wherever he accidentally shipped the wand for the Ellen contest.
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
There should be a Kiwi Farms Sneed Award made out of silver to give him instead. Finest sterling silver fit for the wall of a clock tower dream house.
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Do you mean Clocktrailer Dream Home? I mean... imagine how good a giant church bell would sound in a trailer. Especially to his neighbors.

I wonder if anyone would donate to a gofundme to purchase Cobra a massive bell? Or series of bells?

THAT is a cause you could feel good about. I heard donations to autistics are tax deductible.

I digress... I hate yootoob trols more than I hate mongeese. Mongooses? Mongice? I hate boghags more than I love Cobra's 100k subscribers. Fuck sickos.
 
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I've been trying to find something that I saw on the sub awhile ago but for the life of me can't find on the archive or in this thread. Apparently, the kid at the mall in the Gothic King Cobra documentary was arrested a while ago. I can't remember the exact details of it but I believe him and his wife were high on meth which somehow led to the death of their child. I vaguely remember that either he sat on the baby or that it involved poop but I might just be misremembering. I think that this is the kid I am talking about:
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I might have also been his long haired friend but I'm not too sure. If someone could find the article of what I'm talking about I'd really appreciate it.
 
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Jobama said:
I've been trying to find something that I saw on the sub awhile ago but for the live of me can't find on the archive or in this thread. Apparently, the kid at the mall in the Gothic King Cobra documentary was arrested a while ago. I can't remember the exact details of it but I believe him and his wife were high on meth which somehow led to the death of their child. I vaguely remember that either he sat on the baby or that it involved poop but I might just be misremembering. I think that this is the kid I am talking about:
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I might have also been his long haired friend but I'm not too sure. If someone could find the article of what I'm talking about I'd really appreciate it.
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Here you go: https://oilcity.news/crime/2020/07/...faces-manslaughter-in-death-of-casper-infant/
 
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Thefrogsaregay said:
There should be a Kiwi Farms Sneed Award made out of silver to give him instead. Finest sterling silver fit for the wall of a clock tower dream house.
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I will model this, if someone wants to print it. I just need some good side shots of his head. I think I have a roman emporer toga template, too, from a Cyraxx sculpt.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I know you're probably right, but it's not fair that shit like FoodieBeauty can potentially get a plaque*, and Cobes can't. He's actually earned this.

*there's a lot of debate on if her plaque is legit
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yeah this is bullshit, chantal barely breathes and is only muzziebotted or hatewatched but cobes might not get his plaque? social media doesnt give a shitttt!!!!
 
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Babe wake up new retarded Clint fan-fiction just dropped
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“Has Clint broke it down to Josh why he has so many subs?” No, cause he doesn’t fucking care. Why the fuck would he try to explain this to Josh? literally for what purpose? We’re talking about a guy who gave up on trying to convince his adult son to brush his teeth, they think he’s gonna waste his time explaining YouTube metrics? I’m not even gonna entertain how retarded the rest of the post is. Holy shit these retards are dumber than Cobes
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Babe wake up new retarded Clint fan-fiction just dropped
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“Has Clint broke it down to Josh why he has so many subs?” No, cause he doesn’t fucking care. Why the fuck would he try to explain this to Josh? literally for what purpose? We’re talking about a guy who gave up on trying to convince his adult son to brush his teeth, they think he’s gonna waste his time explaining YouTube metrics? I’m not even gonna entertain how retarded the rest of the post is. Holy shit these retards are dumber than Cobes
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Implying Clint would do anything except help the BOY move and give him a pat on the back for this milestone.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Babe wake up new retarded Clint fan-fiction just dropped
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“Has Clint broke it down to Josh why he has so many subs?” No, cause he doesn’t fucking care. Why the fuck would he try to explain this to Josh? literally for what purpose? We’re talking about a guy who gave up on trying to convince his adult son to brush his teeth, they think he’s gonna waste his time explaining YouTube metrics? I’m not even gonna entertain how retarded the rest of the post is. Holy shit these retards are dumber than Cobes
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>reddit
 
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