Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Turkey Tom’s videos on lolcows are just awful. Basically any other channel that talks about lolcows is better than him. He’s not as good of an editor or storyteller as Knudsen, he doesn’t have the autistic level of detail in his videos that Geno and Bitsize have, and he’s not as funny as Metokur or Null. All of his videos are just him lazily reading of KF threads or old ED articles. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just has someone do the research for him and doesn’t even look into himself. His videos are usually riddled with basics details wrong. Towards the end of the video, when he mentions that cobes is probably back at Clint’s, he cites some random Youtuber on Twitter. I don’t give a shit that he was nice to the Farms one time. His content is just awful and I’m so tired of seeing his shit posted here. His videos are just for teenage casuals who don’t really care about lolcows but want to pretend like they have esoteric knowledge about the internet. He is just a grifter who wants to make money off retards.
He completely glossed over the Job Corps stuff and boiled it down to. “He went to job corps, met Stephanie, lost his virginity, smoked weed, and got kicked out.” How the hell do you cover job corps and not get into his antics. THE GUY FUCKED A GRAPEFRUIT
 
I love how he says he’s MGTOW and feminist when the two completely contradict each other.
That's exactly what we mean when we say he's too stupid to even have political thoughts. In his rants he frequently will directly contradict himself sometimes even in the same sentence. He's basically a toddler/parrot who repeats whatever Youtube video he's seen last without really understanding anything he just watched. If you shut him in a room with a playlist of Contrapoints playing for a day he'd walk out talking about fascists.
Turkey Tom has now made a full video about our boglim
People already spamming about him being an animal abuser and killing puff in the comments.
 
Turkey Tom’s videos on lolcows are just awful. Basically any other channel that talks about lolcows is better than him. He’s not as good of an editor or storyteller as Knudsen, he doesn’t have the autistic level of detail in his videos that Geno and Bitsize have, and he’s not as funny as Metokur or Null. All of his videos are just him lazily reading of KF threads or old ED articles. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just has someone do the research for him and doesn’t even look into himself. His videos are usually riddled with basics details wrong. Towards the end of the video, when he mentions that cobes is probably back at Clint’s, he cites some random Youtuber on Twitter. I don’t give a shit that he was nice to the Farms one time. His content is just awful and I’m so tired of seeing his shit posted here. His videos are just for teenage casuals who don’t really care about lolcows but want to pretend like they have esoteric knowledge about the internet. He is just a grifter who wants to make money off retards.
Yeah I’m going to have to agree. While Tom doesn’t seem like a bad guy, his content is just dogshit minimal effort regurgitations of a video he watched from a better channel. There is virtually no research done on his part. It does potentially get new eyes on Cobra though. He’s really shooting himself in the foot not posting more but it seems Clint has been keeping him under lock and key while he’s at his house. I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s not going to be a trailer in his future once Clintoris is done breaking his spirit to force compliance. If its going to be a long absence from the Toobz then it’s nice that he’s at least getting new glasses and hopefully to a dentist, maybe cut down on his drinking for a few months. Unfortunately it cobra is allowed to live alone again (and we get our content) he will revert right back to his old ways undoing all of Clint’s progress. In the meantime I’ll take solace in the fact that Cobra is supervised and not an active detriment to society or himself.
 
People already spamming about him being an animal abuser and killing puff in the comments.
This is probably a controversial opinion but I do not give a shit that puff died. It was just a lizard it’s not like it was a dog or cat that died. It’s like getting mad that a kid neglected his pet goldfish. Besides, I don’t actually doubt his story that he placed puff outside and it ran away. It’s not like he deliberately killed it.
 
Turkey Tom’s videos on lolcows are just awful. Basically any other channel that talks about lolcows is better than him. He’s not as good of an editor or storyteller as Knudsen, he doesn’t have the autistic level of detail in his videos that Geno and Bitsize have, and he’s not as funny as Metokur or Null. All of his videos are just him lazily reading of KF threads or old ED articles. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just has someone do the research for him and doesn’t even look into himself. His videos are usually riddled with basics details wrong. Towards the end of the video, when he mentions that cobes is probably back at Clint’s, he cites some random Youtuber on Twitter. I don’t give a shit that he was nice to the Farms one time. His content is just awful and I’m so tired of seeing his shit posted here. His videos are just for teenage casuals who don’t really care about lolcows but want to pretend like they have esoteric knowledge about the internet. He is just a grifter who wants to make money off retards.
I don't mind him. He's good for getting up-to-speed on the basics of cows whose threads I don't feel like reading.

Kiwis get waaaay too assravaged about commentubers. It's not like we have some copyright on laughing at stupid people.
 
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I don't mind him. He's good for getting up-to-speed on the basics of cows whose threads I don't feel like reading.

Kiwis get waaaay too assravaged about commentubers. It's not like we have some copyright on laughing at stupid people.
We don't have monopoly over lolcows but if you're going to make the 20th video about one, you gotta outdo 19 other videos about a lolcow. One like Cobes really only needed the Trappped doc and maybe the Dank Net doc - I think that's why some of us are kinda of over it. The lolcow market is saturated with newfags. When else would someone see Darflinyb in a Cobra video and want him to leave?
 
This is probably a controversial opinion but I do not give a shit that puff died. It was just a lizard it’s not like it was a dog or cat that died. It’s like getting mad that a kid neglected his pet goldfish. Besides, I don’t actually doubt his story that he placed puff outside and it ran away. It’s not like he deliberately killed it.
What I always assumed happened with Puff is while in a drunken haze Cobes went out for a smoke and had him on his shoulder Puff then jumped off because he's a braindead reptile and ran to his death. Cobes being shitfaced either didn't notice or was unable to catch him. As for the claims of abuse he had multiple in real life visits from animal welfare people who explicitly said he wasn't abusing or neglecting Puff.
 
What I always assumed happened with Puff is while in a drunken haze Cobes went out for a smoke and had him on his shoulder Puff then jumped off because he's a braindead reptile and ran to his death. Cobes being shitfaced either didn't notice or was unable to catch him. As for the claims of abuse he had multiple in real life visits from animal welfare people who explicitly said he wasn't abusing or neglecting Puff.
Wasn't there one found close to his apartment? I'm choosing to believe Puffers is okay, to own the troles.
 
I don't mind him. He's good for getting up-to-speed on the basics of cows whose threads I don't feel like reading.

Kiwis get waaaay too assravaged about commentubers. It's not like we have some copyright on laughing at stupid people.
No one here really cares if people make videos on Cobra or other lolcows. People just don’t like Turkey Tom because his videos are very low effort and just regurgitate information from KF threads or other channels. Like I mentioned there are channels who do much better jobs covering lolcows. Even with Cobra, there are smaller channels who have done much better jobs talking him like Danknet or Greasewizard. If you want a much better summary of Josh’s content you should just watch the Danknet video or Bitesize’s ungoing kingcobrajfs orgin story videos. There’s even the MATI stream on him which was pretty good.
 
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Wasn't there one found close to his apartment? I'm choosing to believe Puffers is okay, to own the troles.
There was one found which is hilarious that somebody else lost a fucking lizard in the Wyoming winter but it wasn’t close to his apartment and it was weeks after the fact. At least far enough away we can safely say that a bearded dragon in Wyoming winter weather wouldn’t survive long enough to travel there and still be alive after more than a week
 
People just don’t like Turkey Tom because his videos are very low effort and just regurgitate information from KF threads or other channels.
And I acknowledged that. I know his videos are surface-level. Sometimes they contain all I really want to know (except his Giggly Goonclown one, I'd heard enough halfway through).

But everyone getting mad about him here just comes across as a butthurt faggot.
 
Besides, I don’t actually doubt his story that he placed puff outside and it ran away. It’s not like he deliberately killed it.
He's a retard who shouldn't even be trusted with the easiest of exotic pets (and bearded lizards are pretty easy as such pets go), much less a dog or even a cat. I blame the guy who entrusted a lizard to this tard.
 
And I acknowledged that. I know his videos are surface-level. Sometimes they contain all I really want to know (except his Giggly Goonclown one, I'd heard enough halfway through).

But everyone getting mad about him here just comes across as a butthurt faggot.
There no benefit to us for random YouTube grifters trying to profit off of Cobra. Everybody annd their dad has an half assed clipshow now. Hell, look at his video from yesterday it’s already been reposted by other YouTube channel clip shows. It was an 10 minute video that they trimmed down to 8 and reposted. That isn’t even mentioning the fact that exposing more people and increasing the audience for cobra shit is actively detrimental. Look at the subreddit which got shut down after an influx of new people who couldn’t behave, look at how often he’d get police calls interrupting his streams, look at how many people organize to get his channel deleted. None of this was a thing when it was a smaller audience
 
What I always assumed happened with Puff is while in a drunken haze Cobes went out for a smoke and had him on his shoulder Puff then jumped off because he's a braindead reptile and ran to his death. Cobes being shitfaced either didn't notice or was unable to catch him. As for the claims of abuse he had multiple in real life visits from animal welfare people who explicitly said he wasn't abusing or neglecting Puff.
I've always imagined a stumbling, barely mobile Cobes taking a few steps trying to go after Puff but losing sight almost immediately because he's blind.
 
There no benefit to us for random YouTube grifters trying to profit off of Cobra.
Who says there needs to be? And it's not like it harms the Farms, either. We don't make money off this, so they're not "grifting" by making videos.
Look at the subreddit which got shut down after an influx of new people who couldn’t behave, look at how often he’d get police calls interrupting his streams, look at how many people organize to get his channel deleted. None of this was a thing when it was a smaller audience
Not our problem. It's not our job to police the trolls and weens.
 
Who says there needs to be? And it's not like it harms the Farms, either. We don't make money off this, so they're not "grifting" by making videos.

Not our problem. It's not our job to police the trolls and weens.
It is our problem you moron we’re in a thread to discuss an online figure and people keep trying to remove him from the internet. Excuse me there bud, but if people keep trying to burn down my favorite restaurant and whenever people draw attention new people show up and are emboldened by the others to try and burn it down I’m gonna be unhappy. You see I enjoy eating at that particular restaurant and would like it if I could continue to do so unimpeded.

If you don’t give a shit if retarded meddling leads to cobra never making content again that’s fine but don’t act like we’re the weirdos for simply wanting to enjoy the content in peace and not have a good thing ruined for us.
 
There was one found which is hilarious that somebody else lost a fucking lizard in the Wyoming winter but it wasn’t close to his apartment and it was weeks after the fact. At least far enough away we can safely say that a bearded dragon in Wyoming winter weather wouldn’t survive long enough to travel there and still be alive after more than a week
I mean, I know these facts, and I accept that there's no way Puff would've made it.
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Somebody found a bearded dragon at a hospital parking garage in Casper. Looks like the closest hospital to him is 3.2mi, and also considering the weather conditions and time since he's been missing, I highly doubt thats the real Puff dood.

Still funny timing, and not surprising to me that this appears to be a common problem in Casper.

I am choosing to believe that was Puff found in that parking garage, and that he's safe, if only because it would make troles mad.
 
Who says there needs to be? And it's not like it harms the Farms, either. We don't make money off this, so they're not "grifting" by making videos.

Not our problem. It's not our job to police the trolls and weens.
Cobra’s content has been going downhill since he’s been getting more exposure over the past couple of years. Since you have only just started posting here because someone posted this thread in Community Happenings let me explain something to you: the people in this thread genuinely enjoy Josh’s content. We just want to see him make dank cooking videos and when people fuck with him it leads to less content for us. 90% of Josh’s funniest moments are entirely on his own and weren’t troll induced. The troll who sent him duster has probably permanently ruined Josh’s content. People mass reporting his channel is just ruining it for us. I’m going to power level here but I have personal reasons why I hate content cuckers:
When I was in school, there was this guy who had this super cringy YouTube channel. It was this s embarrassing weeabo channel were he made this video giving his girlfriend a fake anime name. I don’t remember a lot about it because it’s been years but it would have fit perfectly in one of those 2016 era cringe compilations. People would go around in school making references to the channel because of how ridiculous it was. Eventually, his channel got deleted because some guy at my school mass flagged it. He was openly bragging about how he was the one who did it. Now I can never should people that guy’s videos because of him getting his channel removed
 
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