Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BlastMonk]

IDK if anyone's made this comparison before; clock me up if necessary, but
Cobes legit looks like these niggas from Elden Ring.
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The Misbegotten have much healthier teeth and gums though

 

[Bogliacci]

Considering that recent stream was under an hour and he made more in Superchats/tips than DSP makes on multiple days (without some faggot whale), I think it is safe to say that isn't happening anytime soon.

In 20 minutes, he made roughly $178. I know Youtube will get a cut, but it's still wild that he does nothing and makes more than Phil. I will get a final count of the entire stream in a few minutes.

Edit 2: In a 54 minute stream of pretty much no real content, Cobes pulled in on Superchats alone roughly $409, that isn't including any direct Cashapp donations he got that I wasn't tracking. Even with the I think 30% Youtube cut, that is still around $287 in 54 minutes.

Pout stream inflation is running rampant

 

[BallBuster II]

Pout stream inflation is running rampant

I say good for him. We typically get to enjoy the money he makes because we see what he wastes it on while he streams. Booze and ridiculous fast food.

Based on 1 hour of streaming, he could make a living and put any of us to shame if he learned to make some kind of basic schedule and learned to save and budget. Obviously he has a better chance of GROWING his teeth back than that ever happening. It's really fascinating with someone like him, dude just wants to drink booze, eat garbage, and make his bog brews. The more money he gets, the more content we will get. This could be the best Cobra Christmas in a long time toobs!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

The more money he gets, the more content we will get.

Except the opposite has almost always been what actually happens. He only goes live when he's broke.

 

[Bogliacci]

I say good for him. We typically get to enjoy the money he makes because we see what he wastes it on while he streams. Booze and ridiculous fast food.

Based on 1 hour of streaming, he could make a living and put any of us to shame if he learned to make some kind of basic schedule and learned to save and budget. Obviously he has a better chance of GROWING his teeth back than that ever happening. It's really fascinating with someone like him, dude just wants to drink booze, eat garbage, and make his bog brews. The more money he gets, the more content we will get. This could be the best Cobra Christmas in a long time toobs!

With how pouty he was I'm wondering if he's been hearing more about his drinking from his family, he was extremely irate from being called an alcoholic. In fact it seems like he ragequit the stream after being called an alcoholic.

Beginning of the stream hes like "I ain't got no booze or I'd be having a drink."
Towards the end he's saying, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm not drinking right now!"

 

[Smegward]

someone should send him a kebab grill. i want to see him make shawarma in his living room.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

With how pouty he was I'm wondering if he's been hearing more about his drinking from his family, he was extremely irate from being called an alcoholic. In fact it seems like he ragequit the stream after being called an alcoholic.

Beginning of the stream hes like "I ain't ain't no booze or I'd be having a drink."
Towards the end he's saying, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm not drinking right now!"

Josh has layers, His Dad saying "Are you an alcoholic, do you need counselling?" he can brush off because he's a regular sparing partner he's used to dealing with, but if it's someone who he really cares about who doesn't push him saying that could hit him harder so someone like his sisters saying it especially if they are being nice about it or if he feels he's let them down in a specific way they caught him out in a lie will hit him harder than anything Clint could do or say.

Put it this way - When I was drunk I'd argue the toss with my folks, and ignore them an there concerns - what got through to me in the end was my Sister and my Cousin, when your used to arguing with someone about a specific issue it's just something you dig your heels in but when its someone you don't argue with often it hits home harder an your more open to listening to them.

 

[AnOminous]

I looked it up and that seems to be about the same everywhere in the western world, with the exception of NZ where you can distill your own spirits legally - changes wildly all over when you do have to pay tax or register as brewer though i.e. you can only consume it on your property, only imediate family can drink it, you can gift it, you can't gift it etc but I've not seen anything about anyone getting punished for it other than distillation (aka moon shining).

There are a few states where you can distill for your own noncommercial use, but there's usually more paperwork. Generally, beer (almost everywhere) and wine (most places) don't require much or in some places any permission at all. Distillation almost always requires some kind of license or registration, probably because that's the one kind of alcoholic beverage likely to kill you if it's done wrong.

(Other than boglim mead.)

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There are a few states where you can distill for your own noncommercial use, but there's usually more paperwork. Generally, beer (almost everywhere) and wine (most places) don't require much or in some places any permission at all. Distillation almost always requires some kind of license or registration, probably because that's the one kind of alcoholic beverage likely to kill you if it's done wrong.

(Other than boglim mead.)

Oddly Fuel Alcohol in the UK is unrestricted, i.e. I can brew a full ICB of distilled alcohol for fuel use without a licence, same goes for Bio-diesel, I just cant use it for commercial sale or non personal or personal company transport (I.E I can use it in my Van but can't give it to my mate Jeff for use in his) or sell it, but can gift it.

In the US the situation is far more complex an involves Tax stamps, and record keeping - from what I can see it's a hold over exemption from before WW1 when Cars where a thing but Petrol Stations wasn't something you just found and you had to order "Distillate" from a Chemist or Chemical supplier, and it also being rare enough and difficult enough today to run as a commercial operation they never legislated it against.

Oddly my Landrover my main Car / Van / transport can run off prety much anything and was designed to from the factory and now that I am moving to a place with access to enough veg scraps I might give it a go an see how it works out because Fuel in the UK makes most Americans eyes water even when it's cheap, so even if I can save 10 or 20% off my bill it will be a big saving.

 

[shadowwizard]

On the topic or paypigs, something that always jumps out at me is how much the ebb and flow of "in the negative" to having 3 figures affects his depression, anxiety, etc. You see it with people who live paycheck to paycheck (and yeah, obviously Josh doesn't have any real responsibilities or bills he has to stay on top of, and Clint would bail him out anyway) but imagine the stress of having to live livestream to livestream. Doordashing food and booze is the only dopamine hit he gets aside from chaturbate and whatever mind numbing substance he has on hand at the time. He's saddled up on a pendulum swinging back and forth from being stuck inside a shitty apartment with nothing to stave off the shakes, nowhere to go, no way to get there, or sitting through an hour+ of 600 people calling you a stinky retarded boglim in the hopes of having a few bucks that can be flipped into 10 minutes of, "I actually don't want to kill myself in this exact moment". He lives every second of his life in defilement, because if he doesn't, he has to drop the persona and go back to being Josh Saunders.

 

[Goatchoker]

I think Wyoming is up to 100 gallons per household which is fucking crazy.

The last stream made me sad, he’s big mad, I think this will be a dark winter for him.

Oddly my Landrover my main Car / Van / transport can run off prety much anything and was designed to from the factory and now that I am moving to a place with access to enough veg scraps I might give it a go an see how it works out because Fuel in the UK makes most Americans eyes water even when it's cheap, so even if I can save 10 or 20% off my bill it will be a big saving.

Just jelly because land rovers are fun and my car only takes premium or it bitches. But it was finally under 3$ per gallon (I know I know but I do get max 8mpg) and I was so damn happy yesterday it only cost $55 for a full tank.

Edits: Mobile and nothing is loading correct so many edits lol. Sorry.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just jelly because land rovers are fun and my car only takes premium or it bitches. But it was finally under 3$ per gallon (I know I know but I do get max 8mpg) and I was so damn happy yesterday it only cost $55 for a full tank.

While I don't want to make you liquid mine is a s2 that was build for a MOD contract then sold off with less than 6k miles on it - it worked on a farm for a few years and then got put up on blocks at about 12k miles - and it was a dry barn so no rust when I got it the Original tyers where on it and still technically legal. I flushed the tanks replaced some other fluids and the battery and it turned over on the 2nd attempt - I've been fixing it up and improving it since I got it - Mine has the double PTO modification from the factory I can drive a rear PTO bit of kit from it, and also a winch / crane from the rear bed .

I've fitted Aux tanks to it so I can do a round trip from Preston (closest city) to London an Back without stopping, Wolf Tyers, it's a 109 long bed but I also have a roof rack on it, I also have a double trailer hookup to provide hydraulic braking if needed, I've got a Solar pannel mounted to the bonnet at the moment so I can recharge my 240v inverter and batteries if needed, and some other nice to haves but the core can run without them and I can hand crank start it if needed (as I said old MOD spec built), I don't have anything else I want or need to do to it now but it's apart from the solar pannel a stealthy fucker unless you know exactly what you are looking at.

 

[Negev]

With how pouty he was I'm wondering if he's been hearing more about his drinking from his family, he was extremely irate from being called an alcoholic. In fact it seems like he ragequit the stream after being called an alcoholic.

Beginning of the stream hes like "I ain't got no booze or I'd be having a drink."
Towards the end he's saying, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm not drinking right now!"

I'm starting to wonder if whenever he is out of alcohol his teeth are also really hurting him and that contributes to how pouty he gets on beg streams. I cannot imagine that his teeth and probably gum problems aren't insanely painful, we know he is even having trouble eating now too.

 

[AnOminous]

Oddly my Landrover my main Car / Van / transport can run off prety much anything and was designed to from the factory and now that I am moving to a place with access to enough veg scraps I might give it a go an see how it works out because Fuel in the UK makes most Americans eyes water even when it's cheap, so even if I can save 10 or 20% off my bill it will be a big saving.

Iowa is the one state where you can more or less freely distill alcohol for personal use, although you still need a license (there are two tiers depending on how much you distill) for commercial or uses other than personal.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Regarding his weight , it really appears in his face. Most likely due to not just calories but inflammation and infection from his toofs

Regarding "what would happen if Eviction 2 Boglim Boogaloo" happened : let us not forget that if Josh could not get another apartment, Clint is ready to put a tiny home in the backyard or a finished-to-code shed for Josh. That is absolutely his future.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Regarding his weight , it really appears in his face. Most likely due to not just calories but inflammation and infection from his toof

Booze bloat an water retention, since he's lost puff he's drinking more.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Clint is ready to put a tiny home in the backyard or a finished-to-code shed for Josh

Fucking Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

I could see him getting evicted again. He's gotten much worse over the year. Just yelling at the top of his lungs drunk, smoking indoors, blowing ropes onto the carpet, vomitting on the carpet and just leaving it, and that is just the shit we know about.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Regarding his weight , it really appears in his face. Most likely due to not just calories but inflammation and infection from his toofs

Regarding "what would happen if Eviction 2 Boglim Boogaloo" happened : let us not forget that if Josh could not get another apartment, Clint is ready to put a tiny home in the backyard or a finished-to-code shed for Josh. That is absolutely his future.

Getting a Cobra shack would probably be best for him at this point. It would also be funny to see what Boglim antics he would get up to living in a shed in the back yard. Watch him sneak into the family home to steal food and beer. He'll be like Clint's personal raccoon.

 

[bonified retard]

Somebody found a bearded dragon at a hospital parking garage in Casper. Looks like the closest hospital to him is 3.2mi, and also considering the weather conditions and time since he's been missing, I highly doubt thats the real Puff dood.

Still funny timing, and not surprising to me that this appears to be a common problem in Casper.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Somebody found a bearded dragon at a hospital parking garage in Casper. Looks like the closest hospital to him is 3.2mi, and also considering the weather conditions and time since he's been missing, I highly doubt thats the real Puff dood.

Still funny timing, and not surprising to me that this appears to be a common problem in Casper.

That's so bizarre. The fuck is wrong with Casper? Did Dick Chaney put something in the water?