Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

kinda, he did a quick live off his phone because he didn't have his internet set up yet. But it was only about 20 mins or so and he kept FUCKING MUTING himself. I'll never forgive NaL for teaching him that.

Damn hopefully he will get it sorted out. I've been waiting to see what he moves into seems to be the most interesting thing for me. And yea I'm not more on the whole NAL arc, I guess at least cobes got some but ugh a beached whale isn't much

 

[anliteralidiot]

Damn hopefully he will get it sorted out. I've been waiting to see what he moves into seems to be the most interesting thing for me. And yea I'm not more on the whole NAL arc, I guess at least cobes got some but ugh a beached whale isn't much

She's not even a beached whale, she's some kind of weird methed up gator.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date

CoolFool got strep throat from our boy, KingCobraJFS?

also lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

CoolFool got strep throat from our boy, KingCobraJFS?

also lol

This song needs a proper instrumental backing track.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

She's not even a beached whale, she's some kind of weird methed up gator.

I don't know how anyone watched the streams while she was there. I cant stand her kinda made me stop watching Cobes for a minute

 

[UncommonParlence]

I don't know how anyone watched the streams while she was there. I cant stand her kinda made me stop watching Cobes for a minute

Me too homeboy doggy, me too. If she becomes a fixture I'm the wind is dying down. She pISSES mE oFFFFF!!!! GAUDDAMMNITTT!!!! fUcK, I diGresS, SICKOS

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Me too homeboy doggy, me too. If she becomes a fixture I'm the wind is dying down. She pISSES mE oFFFFF!!!! GAUDDAMMNITTT!!!! fUcK, I diGresS, SICKOS

Uck I hope she doesn't become a damn fixture, I'd rather see a heroin addict arc then a NAL arc again. Cobes is still talking to her I think but hopefully he will keep her ass at arms fucking length. It was nice to see Cobes all happy after he got some but jesus christ she is fucking horrible.

 

[nvrwastetree]

It’s genuinely impressive that Josh hasn’t accidentally shot himself or anyone else yet.

Guess no one is going to bring up his chinstrap/Amish beard

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Uck I hope she doesn't become a damn fixture, I'd rather see a heroin addict arc then a NAL arc again. Cobes is still talking to her I think but hopefully he will keep her ass at arms fucking length. It was nice to see Cobes all happy after he got some but jesus christ she is fucking horrible.

I’m fully convinced if they really do end up cooped up together for an entire month it’s not going to end so well. Jessica is going to forget to forget to turn the stove off or something one night and once Cobes goes for a good morning pipe hit… BANG!! The even worse outcome is that she borrows a trailer park junkie’s car and really does buy that $8.99 Walmart machete after a night of arguing because of Josh cooking in the used bacon grease.

 

[bonified retard]

This song needs a proper instrumental backing track.

I got you \m/

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I got you \m/
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LONG LIVE OZZY, MOTHERFUCKERS! ROCK IN ROLLLLL!

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't know how anyone watched the streams while she was there. I cant stand her kinda made me stop watching Cobes for a minute

you've gotta enjoy a good trainwreck
She can go nuclear in less than a second, and her manner of speech is so fucking weird, and gross. It's not charming like Cobes' (that's a sexy fermentation line), but it's still just as vulgar and gross. There's also just this simmering feeling that she's going to actually hurt him, and you wanna watch for when it happens.

Just stick to highlights otherwise.

The main archive channel for her is working on getting last night's twitch up, but she got bleach on her fire opal ring, and some of the "silver" came off.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

The main archive channel for her is working on getting last night's twitch up, but she got bleach on her fire opal ring, and some of the "silver" came off.

Is that the same ring Cobes got her? My memory is shit.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Is that the same ring Cobes got her? My memory is shit.

yes, it's her ring from jawshy

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

yes, it's her ring from jawshy

glorious!
I'm bored and the cows are slow tonight. I might actually watch that clip.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

It feels like a lot of the major lolcows with threads have some kind of ongoing litigation, be it civil or criminal. The only one I follow that doesn't is Cobes. It seems the funniest place a cow can be is in court (perhaps not Nick Bate). Now I'm not trying to cast a spell or a hex or a incastration or nothing like that, but 2024 seems to be the year of the Million Dollar Cobra for ole Homedad. Especially if the Teeth Arc finishes "coming along nicely" and finally "gets here badly." I can just imagine Cobra getting into some kind of stupid low stakes small-claims shenanigans, especially with persnickety long-time trailer park residents.

 

[Molly Millions]

Ring destruction
NaL gets bleach on her ring and either the silver plating comes off or it gets discolored

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I’m fully convinced if they really do end up cooped up together for an entire month it’s not going to end so well. Jessica is going to forget to forget to turn the stove off or something one night and once Cobes goes for a good morning pipe hit… BANG!! The even worse outcome is that she borrows a trailer park junkie’s car and really does buy that $8.99 Walmart machete after a night of arguing because of Josh cooking in the used bacon grease.

yeah i am fully expecting something bad to happen if/when NAL shows up. shes just a generally awful person but beyond that shes that type of crazy where she could very well get upset and set the trailer on fire on purpose because cobes is not paying enough attention to her or she catches him talking to someone thats not her.

i cannot imagine living with someone like her and having to be careful with every single thing you do because one wrong move and shes going to go off like a bomb.

 

[deeman]

i cannot imagine living with someone like her and having to be careful with every single thing you do because one wrong move and shes going to go off like a bomb.

There is a classic Ren & Stimpy episode where they get snowed in in a cottage and go crazy on each other (duh) ... that's how i imagine it going down.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Hard agree. I unrionically did enjoy Smokey's stuff when he started out, but since teaming up with Kiwi things seemed to have gotten off the rails a bit, but I've thought looped about this before so I digress toobz I'll just watch it unfold.

I for short while watched Kiwitapes, but went bit sour for me when I noticed that they are like actively doing stuff like playing friendly and then confronting cows on some podcast with some other dude... that would be Smokey.