Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I won't tap the glass or pozload my neghole but now I'm very tempted to send Cobes a dehydrator (finances permitting) once he sets up his new PO box
somebody sent him a slow cooker once and he was too lazy/stupid to use it. And literally, all that requires is putting shit in it, plugging it in, and waiting. Though, he might be more attracted to the idea of making his own jerky since it's "manly."
 
somebody sent him a slow cooker once and he was too lazy/stupid to use it. And literally, all that requires is putting shit in it, plugging it in, and waiting. Though, he might be more attracted to the idea of making his own jerky since it's "manly."
The only other cow I know that's too stupid to use a slow cooker is 4-stroke champion Jack Scalfani
 
his association with alcohol seems to be entirely based on the fact that the people around him do it and his hero ozzy does it so he does it so he can feel cool like them or whatever.
Well that is his whole personality. This autist just latched onto badboy image instead of cartoon animals, animegirls or game characters.
 
Well that is his whole personality. This autist just latched onto badboy image instead of cartoon animals, animegirls or game characters.
I am strangely very grateful for that. Seems like those autistic interests permeate most cows and every time I have to listen to some greasy weirdo wax poetic over some dumb fucking anime my brain instantly turns off.
 
Stress less cobros, the king is just acclimatizing. Changing habitats is stressful, even for gothic cowboys.

Casting some magic, alchemy at work. Behold: "Weather permitting"
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A potent mixture of Asahi and V (an Australian energy drink). With flakes of cheap tobacco to garnish. Let us sip and give thanks.

So mote it be
 
I miss the depth of field. I miss the dank Monster Energy poster. I miss cutout Ozzy. I miss the tiny little picture of the chopper on the wall of the kitchen.

This feels like a psych ward.
No more homeboys sitting in the background, no more tripping and beating his chair with his hat. With him stuck in this new cuck corner and NAL teaching him how mute his stream I think we are in for some bleak times for the cobraverse.
 
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Can anyone find the snatch pictures? Morbid curiosity is getting the best of me.
Here you go degenerate
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so, one gorlworld person got nudes from her (unsolicited!) and he drew a rough approximation
I can't find a good image of his drawing, but it's the thumbnail here
Josh ate her out. Let this sink in.

What a fucking sicko.

EDIT: TWU!
I think you're looking for this.
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Another banger from Kate Winslet
 
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warpath with Deathbed again and trying to get Joshy to not associate
The isolation continues. She won't be happy until he had zero people in his life besides her. She's such a fucking cliche. If Ole dude buys her another ticket I'm calling a fatwah. Dox his ass and humiliate him on the internet. Doordashing Josh that hag is up there with the duster as far as bogstruction goes.
 
The days following he looked like absolute shit and when he ran out he said he had a 'cold' for a few days. Chat is telling him he's in alcohol withdrawal because he polished off 4 of those big bottles (not sure what they're called in the US).
I did the math and that's 160 shots of 40% ABV vodka in 4 days. Or two shots an hour, 20 hours a day.
 
Seems like a good time to remind people the maximum monthly amount of SSI someone can get in Wyoming is 943 dollars. Your jealous of a retarded man who lives on less then a grand a month plus some free door dash and liquor from his paypigs.
Not jealous , just tired of retards getting my money. Do what you want but forcing me to pay is a whole other game. That 943 comes from working people, the retard that is clint should foot the bill, not the rest of us.
 
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