Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
ay and dubya with whiskey is a pretty good combo
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thanks again to the piggies for funding the digital pan handling

AT THE END HE SAYS FUCK THE TROLES FOR GETTING ME KICKED OUT I DONT BLAME JESSICA its so fucking joever cobros
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Taking the L and holding Jessica accountable for anything = troles win.
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The big question is whether they found Puff underneath the fridge and/or green stove.
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Probably the fridge. I could see him running under there for warmth during the cold Wyoming winter.
 
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Agares said:
He's too tech illiterate to use OBS. IIRC someone said they tried to show him how a couple years ago via Discord. It was like teaching a retard quantum physics.
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I remember that. They said he kept trying to "customize" all the settings like they were one of his food hacks and he would break OBS every time because he didn't have a clue what he was doing. It is what it is, toobz.
 
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As much as I love Cobes, and him doing stuff to own the troles because he runs their sad, pathetic lives:
OH MY GOD HE SHOULD NEVER OWN A BIRD.
Not even a chicken!*

I own birds. Birds have fragile little motherfucking respiratory systems, and his smoking would take them out within a week. His frying pan, in particular, is a huge hazard. Teflon, when heated, releases odorless toxins that kill parrots. (:_(
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Aaron posted pics of Cobes apartment, post move. It's very freaky to see, like being in an area with past memories.View attachment 6043491
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Pour one out for the green oven. I know antique-dealers who would kill each other for that thing.

cool bird fact: birds can't taste spice, so eating his food hacks (sans alcohol) would be OK.

*A chicken could be OK outside, just not inside.
 
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mydadtucksmeinmysleep said:
Send him a fighting cock and call it a chicken. Badass toobz.
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Those are chickens, but I digress.
Send him a goth chicken:
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even their meat is black!

Also NAL is banned again, and says Jawshy was doing duster on Nate the Juggalo's channel.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Reminder that the people on the subreddit literally wanted to have the IRS audit him over this tiny amount of money. I'm pretty sure a few even actually submitted tips to them. They also wanted his SSI taken away because he was getting 500 bucks extra from fans.
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This may make me a hater, but with the money Josh has made from Youtube, he should not be getting SSI. It's clear fraud. I don't blame anyone reporting that.
 
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Friend of NAL leaks voice messages confirming that cobra still does duster and orders it himself
"-QueenCobraJAB CALLS CLINT TO SNITCH ON -KingCobraJFS 😱 DUSTER DEMON --LEAKED VOICE NOTES"


Update from her Facebook
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Ponzo said:
Friend of NAL leaks voice messages confirming that cobra still does duster and orders it himself
"-QueenCobraJAB CALLS CLINT TO SNITCH ON -KingCobraJFS 😱 DUSTER DEMON --LEAKED VOICE NOTES"
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better not die in your bug chair after huffing duster in a trailer BOY
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
This may make me a hater, but with the money Josh has made from Youtube, he should not be getting SSI. It's clear fraud. I don't blame anyone reporting that.
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Completely disagree with you. If a retarded man who gets 700 dollars a month plus like 500 in donations makes you so upset you go to the IRS you are gay. If you are worried about wasted tax money focus on where it's actually going like Ukraine or Israel not Cobra.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Completely disagree with you. If a retarded man who gets 700 dollars a month plus like 500 in donations makes you so upset you go to the IRS you are gay. If you are worried about wasted tax money focus on where it's actually going like Ukraine or Israel not Cobra.
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America is built on regards getting free money
:semperfidelis:god bless em
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
This may make me a hater, but with the money Josh has made from Youtube, he should not be getting SSI. It's clear fraud. I don't blame anyone reporting that.
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Better be reporting every waiter/waitress, bartender, barista and anyone else who accepts tips then because almost none of them report that shit. Guarantee half the people who want the IRS called on him work dead end minimum wage jobs for tips too.
 
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Ponzo said:
Friend of NAL leaks voice messages confirming that cobra still does duster and orders it himself
"-QueenCobraJAB CALLS CLINT TO SNITCH ON -KingCobraJFS 😱 DUSTER DEMON --LEAKED VOICE NOTES"
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Update from her Facebook
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Wow. Just... wow. Snitching on "her" man for doing something they did together. Real classy, toobz.

She's just trying to exert control over cobeson. Hopefully this is where his o.d.d. kicks in and boots her rancid ass back to the Walmart dumpster. Dumb slunty biatch.

Are any of us even slightly surprised Josh is doing duster?

Anybody think the hagraven is just throwing salt in Josh's game, talking out the side of her saggy neck, and lying?

I always thought Cobeson was buying the duster for himself. Maybe the weens sent it a couple times but as much as he was dusting requires dedication and $$.

I'd be pissed if I was Josh. If you gotta problem, talk to me. You're not in a relationship with my dad. Leave him out of it.

Fuck, I digress, sickos
 
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