Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Tried to register but the password e-mail isn't coming in. I'd love to slather your wiki with my descriptive prose like butter sauce on a Papa John's Stuffed Crust Pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies.
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Thanks, I didn't realize I had email account activation turned on. It's turned off now, you can just register with a fake email and no email will be sent. My host doesn't allow outgoing emails, that's why it never arrived
 
Trolls never learn.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Tried to register but the password e-mail isn't coming in. I'd love to slather your wiki with my descriptive prose like butter sauce on a Papa John's Stuffed Crust Pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies.
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Make sure you got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's.
 
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@grand larsony TMDWUT. I can spin up some cool logo options. I just need a variety of cobra photos to select something aesthetic. Anyone ITT with suggestions hit my DMs and we can spin up a chat to dump cobra images. This is the most recent cobra edit. I made from a screengrab.


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edit: or just upload to the media folder for everyone:

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If you ever have an issue finding a classic Cobra moment and you know some of the words in it he said check out lolcowgo.net then click kingcobrajfs and put in that phrase. It's extremely useful! It only goes back to 2014 for Cobra. You won't be able to find pre 2014 Gothickingcobra52 era videos this way so keep that mind mind. https://lolcowgo.net/

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Since we're talking about the wiki, I couldn't help but wonder if anyone's made an updated list of Cobra's Relics of Fail. I feel like there's a hell of a lot more these days than just Shon and the old pie high hat now.

I'd add:
Pie High Hat 2.0 (2022-present)
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The cap gun (2022-present)
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The shotgun (Clint might have taken it away. Last seen 2021)
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His wands (far too many to catalog)

The crystal staff
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His various gas station knives and swords

The Potion Time glass (I think he still has this one)

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I'm probably missing so many others.
 
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Agares said:
Since we're talking about the wiki, I couldn't help but wonder if anyone's made an updated list of Cobra's Relics of Fail. I feel like there's a hell of a lot more these days than just Shon and the old pie high hat now.

I'd add:
Pie High Hat 2.0 (2022-present)
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The cap gun (2022-present)
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The shotgun (Clint might have taken it away. Last seen 2021)
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His wands (far too many to catalog)

The crystal staff
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His various gas station knives and swords

The Potion Time glass (I think he still has this one)

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I'm probably missing so many others.
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Don’t forget Mrs. Green glued to a stick may her soul rest in peace. IMG_7993.jpeg
 
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Agares said:
Since we're talking about the wiki, I couldn't help but wonder if anyone's made an updated list of Cobra's Relics of Fail. I feel like there's a hell of a lot more these days than just Shon and the old pie high hat now.

I'd add:
Pie High Hat 2.0 (2022-present)
View attachment 6055546

The cap gun (2022-present)
View attachment 6055543

The shotgun (Clint might have taken it away. Last seen 2021)
View attachment 6055566
His wands (far too many to catalog)

The crystal staff
View attachment 6055572
His various gas station knives and swords

The Potion Time glass (I think he still has this one)

View attachment 6055564

I'm probably missing so many others.
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His giant bike should be on there too
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Bogliacci said:

So Jessica "Exposes" Aaron 3 months later, does the classic lolcow tactic of saying that she knows something really bad about him but that she won't reveal it yet, meanwhile she says a bunch of "bad" stuff he did, because she doesn't actually have much shit to fling, if it's even real. Straight up just a bpd bitch trying to isolate Josh and force him to pay attention to her imo
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In other words she hit on Aaron and Cobra found out. Prolly to get back at Josh for masterchatterbating.

Confession by projection all day. She is also the one who called cobra an idiot 100%.

How tall is aNAL? Didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Fuck I wish she'd drown in her bath tub and quit lying on people who do nice things for her. Fucking gutter slunt(slimy cunt).

Isolation campaign phase 2 continues. Jawshie is not ALLOWED to have friends.

He has a GIRLFRIEND.

If he gave a shit AT ALL he would forsake every jealous demogorgon friend AND family member.

When he let's Jessica handle ALL his money he'll finally be rich and Jessica, I mean Josh, will finally get that clocktower obliette, I mean mansion.
 
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