Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobes just reminds me of a mix of my cringe past self and someone I'd have known in high school. Hell, the Trappedd documentary was pretty much about how the townies who never move out of your shitty hometown end up.

 

[HiveDull]

Hope Papa Clint got a couple boxes of tactical soap for Father's Day - Bond AND Maverick.
Haha Yisssth TMDWU

I like to believe that Clint just regifts all the tactical soap back to Josh.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Why? Let him exist in slightly less poor conditions, he isn't some great scam artist raking in tons at taxpayer expense (like a politician), it's a drop in the ocean
No skin off my shoes

Not only that but even if he was scamming the government it’s not like he’s saving money or profiting it off it in some way. Any money he gets is immediately pumped into the Casper economy and he’s immediately broke. If he was like taking the money and putting it in a tax free savings account to invest or buying eth with it sure but the guy gets government handouts and immediately blows it on $40 cheeseburgers. Cobes government gibs are just a roundabout Casper economy stimulus check

 

[funscape]

Not only that but even if he was scamming the government it’s not like he’s saving money or profiting it off it in some way. Any money he gets is immediately pumped into the Casper economy and he’s immediately broke. If he was like taking the money and putting it in a tax free savings account to invest or buying eth with it sure but the guy gets government handouts and immediately blows it on $40 cheeseburgers. Cobes government gibs are just a roundabout Casper economy stimulus check

The fast food industry sends lobbyists to D.C to ensure Cobra keeps getting his government gibs. He's an unwitting participant in a wealth transfer scheme to enrich Pizza Hut shareholders with taxpayer dollars.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The fast food industry sends lobbyists to D.C to ensure Cobra keeps getting his government gibs. He's an unwitting participant in a wealth transfer scheme to enrich Pizza Hut shareholders with taxpayer dollars.

Not only that but even if he was scamming the government it’s not like he’s saving money or profiting it off it in some way. Any money he gets is immediately pumped into the Casper economy and he’s immediately broke. If he was like taking the money and putting it in a tax free savings account to invest or buying eth with it sure but the guy gets government handouts and immediately blows it on $40 cheeseburgers. Cobes government gibs are just a roundabout Casper economy stimulus check

I feel like if these statements were true they'd still make the double down...

 

[Jobama]

RE: Cobra is a slowburn cow

Is he really any more slowburn then other cows? Like say if you go watch Cyraxx how often is he actually that interesting? What about Chris Chan? Ethan Ralph? NAL? Darksydephil? Think about how much mundane shit they do in between golden moments. In my opinion he's no more slow burn then any other major lolcow.

Cobra is slow in the sense that he will stream for hours and have maybe 10-20 minutes per stream of interesting content. There were also a couple of years were while there were consistently funny moments there would only be one or two major moments in a year.

 

[Racist Parrot]

The sperg outs are worth the wait.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

I finally figured out who Cobes reminded me of. Jim Anchower from "the Onion" before it went to shit.

Even some of the articles are relevant:

Bedbugs - https://www.theonion.com/i-had-bedbugs-but-theyre-all-cleared-up-now-1819584740
Weight Gain - https://www.theonion.com/i-gotta-drop-a-few-pounds-1819583946
getting hassled at work - https://www.theonion.com/the-basics-of-cruising-1819583401
Fighting with his GF - https://www.theonion.com/i-kinda-had-a-breakdown-1819584299 and https://www.theonion.com/i-guess-i-got-a-girlfriend-1819584221

Those are some of the ones I found from basic searches, but the catch phrases and way of life are so similar.

 

[Shinkai]

Oh no, here we go again.

Do you think Clint ever thought about sending him to a group home?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you think Clint ever thought about sending him to a group home?

I don't know but I think we should debate if he could hold down a job and pine over the loss of the KFC double down which they just took away.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not only that but even if he was scamming the government it’s not like he’s saving money or profiting it off it in some way. Any money he gets is immediately pumped into the Casper economy and he’s immediately broke. If he was like taking the money and putting it in a tax free savings account to invest or buying eth with it sure but the guy gets government handouts and immediately blows it on $40 cheeseburgers. Cobes government gibs are just a roundabout Casper economy stimulus check

Only someone like Cobes can turn a $12 burger into a $40 burger, and it not even have any noticeable quality increase. I feel like whenever he gets to the customization part of his order, he just clicks all options. If he went to an actual sit down restaurant that had gourmet burgers, he’d turn the $25 burger into a $75 burger. Cobes and budgeting are like oil and water, but that’s what makes him so intriguing. He’ll spend exorbitant amounts of money on a single meal, that will go bad in a few days, on what could be spent on a week’s worth of groceries.

 

[anliteralidiot]

he could work at the group home, selling double downs...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

what if a guy with down syndrome worked at KFC making double down sandwich's? Would he be double downs?

 

[An automatic clown]

what if a guy with down syndrome worked at KFC making double down sandwich's? Would he be double downs?

Only if he wasnt able to keep the regular and sweet tea separate

 

[Retreaded Tire]

what if a guy with down syndrome worked at KFC making double down sandwich's? Would he be double downs?

It's at least 4 downs, double doubled.

 

[lurkin]

what if a guy with down syndrome worked at KFC making double down sandwich's? Would he be double downs?

Downgrayedd, Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of down syndrome".

 

[Braowbun]

The one and only benefit of NAL coming back is Cobes will save a bunch of money on turbo yeast.

Superior Freedom Mead

 

[The Judean People's Front]

That depression corner just isn't the same. It's been said a million times before but the stuff going on in the background was part of the Cobraverse experience.

Late reply, but I have some hopes for maybe a future screaming match with someone on the street who is trying to be cute. No living room behind him now, but he's closer in auditory proximity to other Casperites now, even without leaving his house.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Late reply, but I have some hopes for maybe a future screaming match with someone on the street who is trying to be cute. No living room behind him now, but he's closer in auditory proximity to other Casperites now, even without leaving his house.

The 4th of July might be interesting at the Casper trailer park this year. I hope it's streamed live.

 

[AnOminous]

Late reply, but I have some hopes for maybe a future screaming match with someone on the street who is trying to be cute. No living room behind him now, but he's closer in auditory proximity to other Casperites now, even without leaving his house.

The trailer park setting does make it easier and more tempting for some redditard to go there and pull Drachenlord shit on him.