Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

No living room behind him now, but he's closer in auditory proximity to other Casperites now, even without leaving his house.

Unfortunately I think he's in the nicer neighborhood, that has old people and small families. He's not in the trashier of the trailer parks. The conquistadores pronghorn apartments were filled with college kids and poor people in the buildings that weren't re-done and fixed up so he was surrounded by people like home-felon Ian. Where he's at now is probably a much nicer place to live unironically, with more "normal" people (normal on the sliding Casper scale).

He also has a corner lot, so it really depends on the one person who lives directly next to him, are they going to be a busy body who reports him for yelling at his phone at 3am, or do they knock on the door and ask him to stfu. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll get many spontaneous walk-ups to mooch on his booze and crash in his living room which is funny since he's much closer to town now.

 

[idkcumiguess]

M'lord really loves the Wendy's recently.
He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

 

[Richie Richard]

Cowbell attached to the dog collar. Check. During her last visit Jessica wore that cat bell necklace.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I wonder if Cobes feels more vulnerable in the trailer than the old apartment. He’s on ground level, and has a bunch of windows. The apartment he was much higher off the ground and the only entry to his apartment was behind a single door. Now he can hear kids and cats outside, hear cars driving by and turning the corner. He’s more vulnerable to alogging and weening in the new spot. Maybe that’s why he’s talking so hushed. If he had a room mate, we would have known about it by now.

 

[ibeatmywife]

M'lord really loves the Wendy's recently.
He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

Samantha Hudson was the ambassador for doritos in Spain she tweeted some sicko stuff years ago and people were trying to get her fired over it. Cobes then boycotted doritos for 24 hours until news broke she was let go from the brand.

 

[mars]

M'lord really loves the Wendy's recently.
He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

He lives pretty close to a Wendy's now. Hopefully he's walking there.

EDIT- Nevermind I just watched the video and he door dashed it. It's literally a 10- 15 minute walk from his fucking trailer. Goddamn.

 

[GentleGenosha]

His teeth must be hurting quite a bit. It looks like he's sucking in the sides of his cheeks now.
at 5:08 of the video, when he bites the chicken nugget, he visibly only chews with his front teeth. Packin' nuggets in his lips like tobacco TWU.

And did this black shit from his thumb come off on to that nugget itself? Why the hell is it black?

 

[Slim Boglim]

He’s been eating a ton of Wendy’s lately. Must be missing his lovely gf

 

[somevan712]

M'lord really loves the Wendy's recently.
He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

At 0:16 and later, the back of Cobra's right hand has a black line on it. It looks to me like a splinter or some other stuck object because of the raised skin. Does anyone know if this just some nothingness like dirt or something else? I didn't notice it in previous videos.

 

[ibeatmywife]

His teeth must be hurting quite a bit. It looks like he's sucking in the sides of his cheeks now.
at 5:08 of the video, when he bites the chicken nugget, he visibly only chews with his front teeth. Packin' nuggets in his lips like tobacco TWU.View attachment 6097710
And did this black shit from his thumb come off on to that nugget itself? Why the hell is it black?
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I think those are the new sauced nuggets probably garlic parm so not actually sauced just seasoned

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

just like that youtoob

pinkies out

 

[Cougar Pump]

Riverside mobile court in Casper is the trashy one. Westside (where Cobes is) is pretty tidy and transitions to the south into a nice looking suburb that has a farmers market and other non-slum shit. Take a look on streetview, the contrast between the two is stark.

No idea why I got stuck on the idea Cobes is at Westside when he's actually over in Terrace to the east. Still true though, it's upmarket compared to Riverside, and bordered by nice suburbs.

 

[anliteralidiot]

And did this black shit from his thumb come off on to that nugget itself? Why the hell is it black?
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looks like his hand slipped when he was putting sharpie on his nails

 

[IsaacShraeder]

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Cowbell attached to the dog collar. Check. During her last visit Jessica wore that cat bell necklace.

Marking yourself as cattle is classic gothic badboy behavior

 

[bonified retard]

He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

Somebody already explained, but here are the videos from when he was initially talking about this. The victory video is great. He says something like " it's gonna take awhile to get into the swing of eating doritos again." after boycotting them for one day.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He’s been eating a ton of Wendy’s lately. Must be missing his lovely gf

I think it's the closest restaurant too, like a half mile away. Perfect.

Or five minutes if you ride bike.

 

[Point Emerging]

M'lord really loves the Wendy's recently.
He mentions someone named Samantha Hudson several times in the video, apparently some troon that Doritos sponsored that turned out to be a sicko.

Every time he moves, I hear "Pullin Yer Wand" because of the cowbell part.

Bell era coming in nicely, toobz. (As if our boy wasn't enough of a ding-dong.)

 

[crying and shidding]

I think it's the closest restaurant too, like a half mile away. Perfect.

Or five minutes if you ride bike.

There is a weed shop, pizza joint, dominos, burger joint, taco johns, KFC, wendys, taco bell, a brewery, grocery stores, liquor store, etc all literally within a 1 mile or less walk from the new Cobra lair. All the things he loves, but I really hope with time that proximity will draw him out there.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

but I really hope with time that proximity will draw him out with time.

Unfortunately I don't think so, unless he stops getting paypig buckeroos. He only used to venture out because he didn't have the money for delivery or to buy tobacco. So he would walk to spend his last 5 dollars on beer and collect snipes. Now he has a never-ending stream of money, there's no reason to leave the den. We will likely have to wait until Halloween and other significant enough to go to a bar events.

 

[crying and shidding]

Unfortunately I don't think so, unless he stops getting paypig buckeroos. He only used to venture out because he didn't have the money for delivery or to buy tobacco. So he would walk to spend his last 5 dollars on beer and collect snipes. Now he has a never-ending stream of money, there's no reason to leave the den. We will likely have to wait until Halloween and other significant enough to go to a bar events.

Yeah as much as I hope he will, I know how he is these days and outside of necessity it's unlikely to happen.