Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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lol God laughs at that shit. "Man I wish I had a big dick" God: "Sure okay" "wtf you made the wrong part big, now the part that matters looks even smaller!" Skill issue dude, sucks to suck.
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Josh "All-Balls" Saunders

Shinkai said:
Spat my drink out lmao. I only ever remember the photo of him sat down with his pipe and the holster on
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Weren't the green underwear videos originally on Facebook too?
 
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The thing that makes the cock holster doubly funny for long time Cobra occultists is for probably a decade if not more he claimed to have a massive dick. Like he literally claimed to have like a 9 inch girthy dick and was very smug about it. Immediately after the holster thing happened and people started making fun of him for it he stopped bragging.
 
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Umaibae said:
He called the onions “camerized” lmao.
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Love how he gradually started to get the pronunciation right, only to go back to camera-lized at the end.


Also, at one point he says something like "good, the microwave's still plugged in." Surely he has used it since moving in, right? Makes me think he is unplugging it as a safety precaution, like he does with the electric pan lol.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
The thing that makes the cock holster doubly funny for long time Cobra occultists is for probably a decade if not more he claimed to have a massive dick. Like he literally claimed to have like a 9 inch girthy dick and was very smug about it. Immediately after the holster thing happened and people started making fun of him for it he stopped bragging.
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He still does occasionally. There is a video of him in the conquistador apartment like "cobra why do you get so many women so easily and it's like maybe because I use tactical soap and have a giant penis but I digress"
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
Apparently someone already bought his 400 dollar wand. Insane
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He sold TWO wands for $400.
The crazy part to me is that his immediate two previous sales indicate he was charging $100 per wand and decided that some sucker would most definitely spend $400, unless he kept these two listings up and was charging those insane prices per individual wand until they were gone.
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Comment from the most recent boglim chronicles video isn't this literally the whole appeal to watching his cooking videos? You're watching to see a tard create horrific mangled food hacks not actual good food. There's nothing interesting about watching a person just making a pork chop or a streak imo. He's also incapable of doing that. The horror and incompetency is the appeal. It's what is entertaining.
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Comment from the most recent boglim chronicles video isn't this literally the whole appeal to watching his cooking videos? You're watching to see a tard create horrific mangled food hacks not actual good food. There's nothing interesting about watching a person just making a pork chop or a streak imo. He's also incapable of doing that. The horror and incompetency is the appeal. It's what is entertaining.
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BogChron fans are only a stones throw away from being the same IQ as cobes TBH

I've been playing leisure suit larry 6 today because my life's boring like that and I had a thought of a p&c style game about our Boy with all the old Sierra style gags would be amazing
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Comment from the most recent boglim chronicles video isn't this literally the whole appeal to watching his cooking videos? You're watching to see a tard create horrific mangled food hacks not actual good food. There's nothing interesting about watching a person just making a pork chop or a streak imo. He's also incapable of doing that. The horror and incompetency is the appeal. It's what is entertaining.
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What's a goy without his slop?
 
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NoosJunki said:
That steak video made me irrationally angry. He has no business claiming to know how to cook a steak after that. From now on, Clint needs to cook for him, with Cobra being allowed only to observe, while wearing a "I'M DADDY'S KITCHEN HELPER" apron.
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Keep in mind this is the steak chef you are talking about:

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Comment from the most recent boglim chronicles video isn't this literally the whole appeal to watching his cooking videos? You're watching to see a tard create horrific mangled food hacks not actual good food. There's nothing interesting about watching a person just making a pork chop or a streak imo. He's also incapable of doing that. The horror and incompetency is the appeal. It's what is entertaining.
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I've seen Saw movies with less mutilation and gore. Saying it's a horror movie is spot-on. That steak ended up like a horny teenage camper in a Friday the 13th movie.
 
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