Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

Comment from the most recent boglim chronicles video isn't this literally the whole appeal to watching his cooking videos? You're watching to see a tard create horrific mangled food hacks not actual good food. There's nothing interesting about watching a person just making a pork chop or a streak imo. He's also incapable of doing that. The horror and incompetency is the appeal. It's what is entertaining.
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I totally get what you're saying and you aren't wrong but I've been saying for a few months now I'm getting tired of always seeing him eat food hack slop and fast food I have literally never once seen cobes eat a normal home-cooked meal and it would be more entertaining to me tbh not as an everyday or even normal thing just once. I think the most normal thing I've ever seen him eat eat that regular pizza when he went out with clint and tanis and the do over family to the waterpark for Thanksgiving

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I totally get what you're saying and you aren't wrong but I've been saying for a few months now I'm getting tired of always seeing him eat food hack slop and fast food I have literally never once seen cobes eat a normal home-cooked meal and it would be more entertaining to me tbh not as an everyday or even normal thing just once.

My all time favorite Cobra cooking moment was him actually trying to make something conventional. He attempted to make french fries and nearly burned down his apartment by overflowing the pot he was frying them in lol. I think seeing him attempt to make more tradtional foods could be really cool yeah

 

[BullfrogBill]

In an alternate universe Josh would DMCA Boglim Chronicles. The guy has, and still is, straight ripping Cobras content and monetizing it heavily (ads, channel members, spamming his PayPal donation link etc). The guy is a grifting faggot without shame.

At least he shaved 30 minutes off the steak video instead of basically reuploading one of Cobra's videos and making money for it like he's been doing, but I agree. What boils my balls about BC is how he's vocal about wanting to steal Cobra's money, he's very adamant that Cobra doesn't deserve to make any money from his own videos and all of Cobra's money should go to him instead because he spent 20 seconds in Windows Movie Maker cutting out some clips. Get a job Boglim Chronicles, I don't speak for everyone here, but I wouldn't miss you if your channel disappeared.

 

[mars]

My all time favorite Cobra cooking moment was him actually trying to make something conventional. He attempted to make french fries and nearly burned down his apartment by overflowing the pot he was frying them in lol. I think seeing him attempt to make more tradtional foods could be really cool yeah

The first time he tried to make french fries he used water instead of oil (he was working at fucking Wendy's at the time so no excuse lmao) and ended up just making a pleasant potato stew.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder why he's not using the gas stove. I wonder if he's been forbidden from using it, or is afraid of it. I want to see Casper FD extinguish Cobra's largest chi ball.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm leaning heavily towards papa Clint knowing Josh would kill himself within a month with a gas stove and he has it turned off in the trailer.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

My all time favorite Cobra cooking moment was him actually trying to make something conventional. He attempted to make french fries and nearly burned down his apartment by overflowing the pot he was frying them in lol. I think seeing him attempt to make more tradtional foods could be really cool yeah

Even funnier to know the "french frys incident" is actually the 2.0 method.

The first time, he boiled potatoes and expected them to become crispy.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

He has a yard now doesn't he? Why doesn't he just buy a grill?

I would absolutely love a cobra grilling arc. Wood pellet grill or something would be so dank.

 

[Papa]

At least he shaved 30 minutes off the steak video instead of basically reuploading one of Cobra's videos and making money for it like he's been doing, but I agree. What boils my balls about BC is how he's vocal about wanting to steal Cobra's money, he's very adamant that Cobra doesn't deserve to make any money from his own videos and all of Cobra's money should go to him instead because he spent 20 seconds in Windows Movie Maker cutting out some clips. Get a job Boglim Chronicles, I don't speak for everyone here, but I wouldn't miss you if your channel disappeared.

What irks me about him is that he is hearting hate comments and like you said, being vocal about stealing Cobras money. I do not give a fuck about Bitesize, for example. Because in general, the guy actually puts effort and commentary over his videos, which achieves fair use. Boglim Chronicles is blatant shitposting ripoff and any goon reacting mad at the internet better not be sustaining their lifestyle from this, BOY!

Now that said, Boglim has a few videos that is legit but the mf is lazy as hell just straight ripping because he knows Josh is too regarded to copyright claim. Better not be advertising, linking your paypal for donations and having channel members, BOY!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I would absolutely love a cobra grilling arc. Wood pellet grill or something would be so dank.

Regardless of what people believe, Cobes last apartments the Conquistadores Pronghorn wasn't a ghetto slum. It was pretty nice for Casper and it's primarily filled with College students and small families like every other suburban apartment complex near a university. Cobes building was the last to be renovated which is why it was filled with shit old appliances. But, they had lots of garden space and grills set up all over the property and firepits. He could've gone outside and grilled whenever he wanted. I'm surprised he never did, I guess he was afraid of filming outside because of doxing himself, despite everyone already knowing where he lives.

This is what Cobes neighbors were living in;

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Daaaamn that's nice! Yeah I don't know where the rumor he was living in section 8 came from his apartment wasn't shitty. It was honestly a huge upgrade from the 1920s basement apartment he lived in before where the heating pipes would rattle.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Daaaamn that's nice! Yeah I don't know where the rumor he was living in section 8 came from his apartment wasn't shitty. It was honestly a huge upgrade from the 1920s basement apartment he lived in before where the heating pipes would rattle.

iirc Homebody Scotty had gone on a livestream referred to it as a 'crack den' or something to that effect. The fact that one set of neightbors threaten to beat him up over door dash, 'Down the Hill Dave' talked about the walls talking at him, and Homeboy Ian beating Warlords ass at the drop of a hat, and it just all sounded appropriate with little reason to question that it was a white trash hovel.

 

[Papa]

Regardless of what people believe, Cobes last apartments the Conquistadores Pronghorn wasn't a ghetto slum. It was pretty nice for Casper and it's primarily filled with College students and small families like every other suburban apartment complex near a university. Cobes building was the last to be renovated which is why it was filled with shit old appliances. But, they had lots of garden space and grills set up all over the property and firepits. He could've gone outside and grilled whenever he wanted. I'm surprised he never did, I guess he was afraid of filming outside because of doxing himself, despite everyone already knowing where he lives.
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This is what Cobes neighbors were living in;
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This is why I don't subscribe to the idea that Clint is a neglectful or careless father. Josh with his ODD and Aspergers would be an incredible battle to raise.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Daaaamn that's nice! Yeah I don't know where the rumor he was living in section 8 came from his apartment wasn't shitty. It was honestly a huge upgrade from the 1920s basement apartment he lived in before where the heating pipes would rattle.

But we would all love if Cobes was never kicked out of that apartment. Those were the best times for him it seems.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Yeah I don't know where the rumor he was living in section 8 came from his apartment wasn't shitty.

To be fair, his apartment was kind of shitty because the building he lived in was the building that hadn't been renovated yet. It is going to be completely redone, just like the others to have modern appliances and fixtures. They put the more "temporary" tenants in this building which is why Cobes had some oddball neighbors. But the complex isn't bad, and I can guarantee most of Cobes viewers who rent live in a place not much different. It's not like townhouses with multiple floors and facilities like a gym or pool, but for an apartment complex not infested by niggers it's completely average and livable.

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

My all time favorite Cobra cooking moment was him actually trying to make something conventional. He attempted to make french fries and nearly burned down his apartment by overflowing the pot he was frying them in lol. I think seeing him attempt to make more tradtional foods could be really cool yeah

He worked at Wendy's,. It's safe to assume that he would have used the fryer and learned that it gets pretty sizzlin' when you put anything frozen in it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

. It's safe to assume that he would have used the fryer

He didn't handle any food. Cobes was a retard hire, these companies get tax breaks for hiring retards and they create special jobs for them so they cause as little trouble as possible in their day-to-day routine. Cobes stocked straws, cups, lids, napkins, refilled sauce packets, wiped tables, and collected trays. When they were busy sometimes he was asked to refill the iced tea, until he spilled it multiple times and mixed up the sweet and unsweetened tea. He didn't operate anything more sophisticated than a broom and dustpan.

 

[Papa]

He didn't handle any food. Cobes was a retard hire, these companies get tax breaks for hiring retards and they create special jobs for them so they cause as little trouble as possible in their day-to-day routine. Cobes stocked straws, cups, lids, napkins, refilled sauce packets, wiped tables, and collected trays. When they were busy sometimes he was asked to refill the iced tea, until he spilled it multiple times and mixed up the sweet and unsweetened tea. He didn't operate anything more sophisticated than a broom and dustpan.

To me this is way better than just sitting at home rotting. I believe they do make a positive contribution while finding meaning.

Regardless -- people who demean or put down service staff is the lowest of the fucking low. From experience it remains one of the best indicators of true character.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

To me this is way better than just sitting at home rotting

Absolutely, besides the best cobra content (IMO) is from his stories related going-to and coming-home from work.

 

[Papa]

Absolutely, besides the best cobra content (IMO) is from his stories related going-to and coming-home from work.

Yeah, I genuinely believe they contribute in a positive way (even if they are "retard" hires).

These days, however, Josh could never hold a real job. His workplace would get review and call bombed instantly. Josh is bad for business.