Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

I think his sleep cycle is fucked too.

I notice he will be blackout drunk at noon, making a ‘food hack’ at 2AM, and then eating it around 5pm the next afternoon. Just a cycle of passing out, somewhat being sober and awake, followed by drunk sleep at odd hours.

He lives a rough life.

 

[TheTourist]

He lives a rough life.

100%. It shouldn't, but it absolutely makes me mad at the internet when I see people speaking in a way that suggests they're jealous of him, or thinks he has it easy.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He lives a rough life.

He feels like shit all the time and is literally in danger of death if those serious issues with his teeth aren't fixed.

No easier way to put his situation.

 

[Dill]

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[ilovejews]

I don't think Etsy gives him his money as soon as it sells, also with larger purchases like this they will sometimes hold the money until the stuff is actually delivered, if his account has ever had issues with delivering on time etc. (we know it has), then it can affect when his pay out is. He will get the money when he probably creates a shipping label for it. You can set it to be weekly but I'm not sure if he is that smart to fix it, but if he did it's more than likely on hold. I could see buying them for like 50$, a bit of a collectors item, but 400$ for a basically some shaved dowel with spray paint? They aren't even as intricate as the ones he used to do.

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Even the tackiest wand he ever made was better than this piece of shit, because he used to at least put some damn effort into it, just a manchild making a drawing you just gotta put on the fridge kind of thing. This? Straight ripoff.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

https://youtu.be/X_E5DHb0RMU?si=2RATkt7TCYRPFZJc


first confirmed shitfaced stream at the new trailer. truly a milestone in boghistory

 

[Molly Millions]

King Cobra looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his dirty black shirt before his fans. Very very disrespectful.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I think it's hilarious that cobes doesn't give a fuck about money unless he needs it. BOY could be raking in the money daily going live and he doesn't even care and also shows he isn't trying to take advantage even when he does need money dude will go live until he gets a specific amount he needs even just 50 bucks and will bounce thats pretty damn funny and also shows he rules the trolls lives.

 

[Slim Boglim]

https://youtu.be/X_E5DHb0RMU?si=2RATkt7TCYRPFZJc


first confirmed shitfaced stream at the new trailer. truly a milestone in boghistory

Shoutout to the gothic crickets in the background

Edit: how long until Bog Chron re-uploads the two minute and thirty second long video with some dumb bullshit interspersed to get it to qualify for ads and shit do you think?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Shoutout to the gothic crickets in the background

Edit: how long until Bog Chron re-uploads the two minute and thirty second long video with some dumb bullshit interspersed to get it to qualify for ads and shit do you think?

He will do back in time series to space it out.

It’s a shame the boy didn’t go live for his sesh. It’s been a while, he’d probably get a bunch of donos.

6pm in Casper and he’s wasted!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Mixing hard liquor with beer again, uh oh.

 

[ash_clown]

Mixing hard liquor with beer again, uh oh.

At least he's staying hydrated with that dank prime mix TWU dood

Also, his balding is either getting way the fuck worse or I just haven't seen the top of his head in a while

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

At least he's staying hydrated with that dank prime mix TWU dood

Also, his balding is either getting way the fuck worse or I just haven't seen the top of his head in a while

I'm certainly not gonna say he hasn't lost even more hair lately, but it's been that bad for a while it seems

 

[ash_clown]

I'm certainly not gonna say he hasn't lost even more hair lately, but it's been that bad for a while it seems

I guess you're right, this is from 6 months ago.

I'll never understand why he won't just shave it all off, besides disappointing all his fangirls and not being a Gothic bad boy with long, luscious hair anymore he'd probably look better

Seriously I think our boy could pull it off, even if tho he's a bloated alcoholic

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

I'll never understand why he won't just shave it all off

Ozzy would bring the shame of one thousand guitars upon him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Ozzy would bring the shame of one thousand guitars upon him.

Plus Clint shaves it and TMDNWU.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I want to see Cobes bake something again. It would be funny to see him attempt to make meringue with a hand mixer and a bowl. Another fun thing he could try is chocolate chip cookies from scratch, and have someone lay out directions and the ingredients out for him. Then just wait and see how he does it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

King Cobra looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his dirty black shirt before his fans. Very very disrespectful.

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Nice to see a proper return to form. Doodt can barely even hold the glass upright he's so drunk, but I digress because Friday afternoon in Casper is pretty much the weekend.

 

[Shinkai]

King Cobra looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his dirty black shirt before his fans. Very very disrespectful.

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Like father like son. Nips of steel

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

My autistic who cares opinion:
I know my opinion is not really interesting but I work at a drug detox facility and he looks about the same as patients that come into detox. But I would never suggest he stop drinking without safely detoxing first. Otherwise that dude will be at serious risk of a seizure.

That being said, it's impossible to speculate about his liver function without blood tests. But I showed a very experienced nurse here who knows nothing about him and she said he would last to 45 if he is lucky. But you never really knows how much he drinks outside of streaming. He will never stop drinking if people tell him to stop, but you need to like make him think he has come to the decision automatically.