Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bookers]

I randomly got this video recommended to me while watching bog videos

Idk what to make of it.
It's like this 40 year old boomer making a video to give Josh advice and it got like 3k views, which seems really weird
he mentions he also watches cyraxx and he's going through all the bog lore so this guy is some 50 year old lolcow aficianado i guess lol

His advice is pretty solid (though completely obvious), namely 'stay away from methica, she's the one who got you evicted'.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

NAL is exhibit fucking A for the case that there are worse things than being alone.

 

[Shinkai]

I randomly got this video recommended to me while watching bog videos

Idk what to make of it.
It's like this 40 year old boomer making a video to give Josh advice and it got like 3k views, which seems really weird
he mentions he also watches cyraxx and he's going through all the bog lore so this guy is some 50 year old lolcow aficianado i guess lol

His advice is pretty solid (though completely obvious), namely 'stay away from methica, she's the one who got you evicted'.

My favourite subgenre in the cobra verse is people thinking they can get through to that peanut brain inside his gourd and him actually listen to their advice.

 

[Slim Boglim]

My favourite subgenre in the cobra verse is people thinking they can get through to that peanut brain inside his gourd and him actually listen to their advice.

You don’t get it dood THIS TIME it’ll work. That aside I will never understand why somebody would sit down and record a video fully identifiable to call out a lolcow, try to interact with a lolcow, or take part in lolcow discussion. Like dude there’s basically nothing to gain by doing that shit and lots to lose. You’re just inviting a whole ton of trouble.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Also, his balding is either getting way the fuck worse or I just haven't seen the top of his head in a while

We are currently between norwood 5 and 6, soon the reaper will be at the door to claim his remaining follicles...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Like father like son. Nips of steel

Healthy young child goes to Job Corps, gets pumped with massive drink combo, says TWU and changes - BOGLIM. Many such cases!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NAL is exhibit fucking A for the case that there are worse things than being alone.

NAL is somehow worse than all the gold diggers and washed-up ran-through single moms that just see their men as a wallet I've ever seen or heard about. Severe BPD is no joke. Only the truly downbad would ever want to be with aNAL.

 

[Grape Garden]

At least he's staying hydrated with that dank prime mix TWU dood

I know for a fact he legitimately thinks he's staying hydrated.

I want to see Cobes bake something again. It would be funny to see him attempt to make meringue with a hand mixer and a bowl. Another fun thing he could try is chocolate chip cookies from scratch, and have someone lay out directions and the ingredients out for him. Then just wait and see how he does it.

Cobes won't do anything outside of the microwave or that electric skillet in an attempt to keep his kitchen clean...and fear. He said that someone wanted him to slow cook something, and he has a slow cooker, could you imagine the absolute culinary masterpiece he could leave stewing. Imagine beer and jack slow cooked pork something with bacon and garlic cheese. Can't for get the bacon flavored lard. Top it with salmon spread. Surprised he hasn't slow cooked anything to my knowledge, would be right on his level of waiting 6-8 hours before he eats.

I am brought back to the days of dank macaroni and cheese and dank apple pie. Probably not his craziest concoction but two of my faves. I know I'm on a baconator food hack loop but I am sick of it. I would love to see him try to make cookies and his take on it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Surprised he hasn't slow cooked anything to my knowledge, would be right on his level of waiting 6-8 hours before he eats.

A slow cooker is honestly perfect for him. Put the food hack together, push a button, go back to drinking. He couple pass out all night and it'd be fine on low. I've done that when making chili, put it to go in the evening and let it cook overnight.

No real chance of fires (grease or otherwise) or making a mess either. Could even just make some dank nachos with one of the mini slow cookers that come with a Crock Pot.

 

[ibeatmywife]

A slow cooker is honestly perfect for him. Put the food hack together, push a button, go back to drinking. He couple pass out all night and it'd be fine on low. I've done that when making chili, put it to go in the evening and let it cook overnight.

No real chance of fires (grease or otherwise) or making a mess either. Could even just make some dank nachos with one of the mini slow cookers that come with a Crock Pot.

If there is a way the BOY will find it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I know for a fact he legitimately thinks he's staying hydrated.


Cobes won't do anything outside of the microwave or that electric skillet in an attempt to keep his kitchen clean...and fear. He said that someone wanted him to slow cook something, and he has a slow cooker, could you imagine the absolute culinary masterpiece he could leave stewing. Imagine beer and jack slow cooked pork something with bacon and garlic cheese. Can't for get the bacon flavored lard. Top it with salmon spread. Surprised he hasn't slow cooked anything to my knowledge, would be right on his level of waiting 6-8 hours before he eats.

I am brought back to the days of dank macaroni and cheese and dank apple pie. Probably not his craziest concoction but two of my faves. I know I'm on a baconator food hack loop but I am sick of it. I would love to see him try to make cookies and his take on it.

I could see him making a stew full of stuff that’s only appetizing to a boglim. Like adding gravy, in addition to beef stock, lots of butter, and zero vegetables. Then adding fish paste at the end, and so much shredded cheese that it starts to resemble a fondue more than a stew.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If there is a way the BOY will find it.

It'll be like the French Frys Incident with $59 soup everywhere. "Goddamnit...STOP!"

Then Clint knocks on the door.

 

[ibeatmywife]

It'll be like the French Frys Incident with $59 soup everywhere. "Goddamnit...STOP!"

Then Clint knocks on the door.

I love how in that video the oil is completely black like he must have left it on high until it all burned and then dumped those fries in expecting it to not only not boil over and start a fire but come out edible.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I love how in that video the oil is completely black like he must have left it on high until it all burned and then dumped those fries in expecting it to not only not boil over and start a fire but come out edible.

My all time favorite Cobra video comment is from that one. "The warlock's bubbling cauldron spewed forth its black ichor as he sang his curses into the night."

 

[Umaibae]

Better not be drunk making room temperature drink combos, BOY!

I wish he’d go live.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Better not be drunk making room temperature drink combos, BOY!

I wish he’d go live.

He probably will again once he runs out of alcohol/DoorDash money. Shame he won’t do it weekly, as his income from that would be steadier. I mostly just like seeing his freak outs over minor stuff.

 

[UncommonParlence]

I could see him making a stew full of stuff that’s only appetizing to a boglim. Like adding gravy, in addition to beef stock, lots of butter, and zero vegetables. Then adding fish paste at the end, and so much shredded cheese that it starts to resemble a fondue more than a stew.

A fonstew. Based.

Thing is there's zero chance the BOY! will ever make anything he needs a recipe for. He's strictly improvisational. This is also why he could never duplicate a hack and why he only ever makes things once.

Same thing with music. Its just like him, all balls no shaft. He doesn't know what he's doing he just flails away and hopes for the best. Everything is 1 take. I'd love to see a donation reliant on him performing some of his hits. It'd be so funny seeing him try, and fail, to reproduce anything he's ever recorded. He didn't know what he "played" when he "played" it.

I'd also enjoy seeing him attempt to follow even the most basic instructions for anything. A recipe, a song, hell even Legos are outside his scope.

Seeing him try to use a can opener and repeatedly flip it around hoping to stumble upon the correct way to hold it is peak Cobeson. He's unable to visualize the manner in which such a simple mechanism functions.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Seeing try to use a can opener and repeatedly flip it around hoping to stumble upon the correct way to hold it is peak Cobeson. He's unable to visualize the manner in which such a simple mechanism functions.

Funny thing is that he can easily look up a video on how to use a can opener. It’s stupidly easy these days to find out how to do certain things, yet despite his access to videos and a search engine, doesn’t do it. I do it all the time, even if I have a recipe idea of my own, if it requires a technique I haven’t used before. Information is so widely available that I don’t understand why people don’t use it to its fullest potential. It’s not just a Cobes thing, but something that I think more people should do in general. Cobes is just an extreme example of what happens if you never bother to look up how to do things.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It'll be like the French Frys Incident with $59 soup everywhere. "Goddamnit...STOP!"

Then Clint knocks on the door.

The "Fuck my life Youtube, I need salt!" after almost burning his apartment down kills me every time.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I'm sure cobes would be live alot more if his trolls weren't so bad. Probably stresses him out to the point he will now only go live when he needs the money or happens to want to go live which is alot less frequent because of trolls. Also I'm sure in his mind him getting evicted was 100% the trolls fault not jessicas all of that combined makes me think he's just not going to go live like he used to which sucks. He's been getting Doordashes alot apparently even though he isn't going live probably doesn't want to make it any worse.