Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

That's why it was such a shame that he couldn't see a social worker. His initial contact could have been with the kind of person who could identify a stray retard without judicial consequences.

He tried therapy last year and it obviously did absolutely nothing for him

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Probably not. Idk what a psychward could do really.
I think if you threaten to kill someone or yourself they can hold you for 72 hours.

A psych ward can and will make you sign away your right to a firearm, a good example of someone online explaining what the process is like is Doug from Who's Right in the suicide solution episode from forever ago, TL;DR was that he tried to hang himself, had to sign a bunch of papers basically saying he was a threat to himself and others at one point in time (that's the part where states matter, I'm sure its different in certain ones, as this marks him as a red flag and likely to be turned down at least in his specific state which was Illinois at the time), and then he got doped up on pills and told to go on his way after 72 hours.

 

[UncommonParlence]

wouldn't psyche have affected his ability to own the shotgun?

Not unless they put a hold on him. They just needed a safe place to sleep off a drunk. Merely speaking to psyche has no bearing on things and stuff. You're probably thinking he would have fucked it all up really badly though. All I have to say about that is... think about how gof it'd have been for him to wheeled out in an H Lector mask, skullet BANGIN'.

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra food hacks a premade sandwich using packets of mayo and mustard, cocktail shrimp, garlic powder, mozzarella cheese and cream cheese

Declares that he "likes cheese"

Microwaves a cold Dietz & Watson sandwich to melt the cheese

Adds bacon bits while audibly wheezing

Adds bacon ranch while wheezing

Farts loudly while wheezing

 

[Racist Parrot]

Cobra food hacks a premade sandwich using packets of mayo and mustard, cocktail shrimp, garlic powder, mozzarella cheese and cream cheese

Declares that he "likes cheese"

Microwaves a cold Dietz & Watson sandwich to melt the cheese

Adds bacon bits while audibly wheezing

Adds bacon ranch while wheezing

Farts loudly while wheezing

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Hes about to outgrow his entire wardrobe lol.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Hes about to outgrow his entire wardrobe lol.

He can always cut his shirts up to accommodate his turgid form like he did with that makeshift Ozzy wifebeater. Regarding pants, considering that the trailer angles seldom show his lower half it's safe to assume he's Donald Ducking a good part of the time.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Cobra food hacks a premade sandwich using packets of mayo and mustard, cocktail shrimp, garlic powder, mozzarella cheese and cream cheese

Declares that he "likes cheese"

Microwaves a cold Dietz & Watson sandwich to melt the cheese

Adds bacon bits while audibly wheezing

Adds bacon ranch while wheezing

Farts loudly while wheezing

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Aztec Death Whistle lung bros, we are so fucking back

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Cobros, do I spy with my little demon eyes a slow cooker on top of the cabinets? There has been a lot of what if Josh had a slow cooker speculation. I'm not a 100% sure.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Jesus that pre-made sandwich video looking a little grim toobz. Also I'm probably just a retard but I think it's safe to say all those times people thought he was being drugged he was just getting super drunk and taking Kratom. He seems basically the same in this video but just isn't as bad and I've seen him exactly like that a handful of times on video without jessica present. Sounds like he has trouble talking and kind of slurs his speech.

Edit because I think that is a slow cooker or crocpot. I think cobes would prove us all wrong and actually ruin slow-cooked dish. He would be the type to put all the ingredients in it turn it on, cook it for 8 hours and then pass out leaving it on for another 8 hours only to open it up to a pile of burnt shit that ruins the meal and the cooker.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Edit because I think that is a slow cooker or crocpot. I think cobes would prove us all wrong and actually ruin slow-cooked dish. He would be the type to put all the ingredients in it turn it on, cook it for 8 hours and then pass out leaving it on for another 8 hours only to open it up to a pile of burnt shit that ruins the meal and the cooker.

I want to see Cobes make a slow cooked chili. Chili is extremely simple, but he’d find a way to make it gross. I could see him adding a bunch of ranch dressing to it, along with multiple cans of beer, and then having it curdle. Then he’d just add his bacon bits and lots of shredded cheese, and call it a day. Cobes is the final boss of awful cooking, and makes people like Jack Scalfani look like a Michelin star chef.

 

[Umaibae]

Cobros, do I spy with my little demon eyes a slow cooker on top of the cabinets? There has been a lot of what if Josh had a slow cooker speculation. I'm not a 100% sure.

This was sent to him by a fan years ago and was on top of the cabinets at the Conquistador apartment. It was pretty precariously perched there, too. I always wondered if/when it would fall down on him.

He has never used it.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I want to see Cobes make a slow cooked chili. Chili is extremely simple, but he’d find a way to make it gross. I could see him adding a bunch of ranch dressing to it, along with multiple cans of beer, and then having it curdle. Then he’d just add his bacon bits and lots of shredded cheese, and call it a day. Cobes is the final boss of awful cooking, and makes people like Jack Scalfani look like a Michelin star chef.

The beer and all the extra liquid he would undoubtedly add would ruin it, that's probably the main learning curve with a slow cooker all the moisture is trapped inside so very little actually cooks down over a normal run time. I could see his chili being a soup. I had to tweak my chili recipe when I started making it in the slow cooker to account for the added moisture liquid.

 

[Floor Loads]

The latest food hack video just felt dark to me. It was obviously dark in the literal sense, but I just felt bad for him while watching. I think this is all that is left of his life, and this is all we will probably ever see of him now. We will only be able to speculate about what's really happening as we watch him decline further physically and mentally.

Isolation is awful.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Well that was a depressing food hack video. Just a boglim, alone, rambling in a dark kitchen while making slop.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That arrangement of a box of Triscuits plus the supplements looks exactly like my kitchen counter by the pantry, TWU.

The lighting in there is such shit, very grim looking.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

In fairness, Josh might just be waiting for the lights to burn out so he can switch to gothic candle light. Very goth, really badass.
Actually, Josh burning down his trailer because he forgot to blow out all 67 of his $350 collection of black candles? TMDWU.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Say it with me toobs:
Putting Toppings On Prepared Meals Is Not Food Hacking
All the joy of the old hacks was watching him massacre $100 worth of tax payer funded groceries door dashed by homemom Tanis. Fuck, just give me back the bogrito or oven obliterated pork rib obsessions back kiwis.
Now the lights in his life truly have gone out. Both on the inside and out, metaphorically and literally. There's just no effort, excitement, or ava grande experimentation in them anymore.
Digressing aside, I'll have to put the video on later but it's always impressed me that he takes 20 minutes to do something that takes a normal person only 2.
Not too hard to add some Italian dressing or balsamic vinaigrette and pickled banana peppers on a dank as fuck deli sub toobs. TMDWU.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I want to see Cobes make a slow cooked chili. Chili is extremely simple, but he’d find a way to make it gross. I could see him adding a bunch of ranch dressing to it, along with multiple cans of beer, and then having it curdle. Then he’d just add his bacon bits and lots of shredded cheese, and call it a day. Cobes is the final boss of awful cooking, and makes people like Jack Scalfani look like a Michelin star chef.

It'd also somehow cost sixty or seventy dollars.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Say it with me toobs:
Putting Toppings On Prepared Meals Is Not Food Hacking
All the joy of the old hacks was watching him massacre $100 worth of tax payer funded groceries door dashed by homemom Tanis. Fuck, just give me back the bogrito or oven obliterated pork rib obsessions back kiwis.
Now the lights in his life truly have gone out. Both on the inside and out, metaphorically and literally. There's just no effort, excitement, or ava grande experimentation in them anymore.
Digressing aside, I'll have to put the video on later but it's always impressed me that he takes 20 minutes to do something that takes a normal person only 2.
Not too hard to add some Italian dressing or balsamic vinaigrette and pickled banana peppers on a dank as fuck deli sub toobs. TMDWU.

We're reaching levels of lazy and halfassed that I didn't even think was possible. And this is after watching the Joke saga of 2021-2022.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jesus that pre-made sandwich video looking a little grim toobz. Also I'm probably just a retard but I think it's safe to say all those times people thought he was being drugged he was just getting super drunk and taking Kratom. He seems basically the same in this video but just isn't as bad and I've seen him exactly like that a handful of times on video without jessica present. Sounds like he has trouble talking and kind of slurs his speech.

Definitely, he sounds exactly like he did in that video after the 2023 meltdown.

We're reaching levels of lazy and halfassed that I didn't even think was possible. And this is after watching the Joke saga of 2021-2022.

Doesn't even have the energy for jokes anymore.