Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[fukkit]

in his cream cheese era

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Underage drinking ain't cool" said the goth badboy during a sloshed beer review.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I wonder if cobes will cast a circle of protection around trump

 

[IsaacShraeder]

"Underage drinking ain't cool" said the goth badboy during a sloshed beer review.

Smdh, this goth kid must really hate America, posting beer reviews instead of going live to shed manly American tears in support of President Trump... TMDNWU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Smdh, this goth kid must really hate America, posting beer reviews instead of going live to shed manly American tears in support of President Trump... TMDNWU

Better not go live to cast circle of protection on Trump, BOY!

 

[biggacracka]

Smdh, this goth kid must really hate America, posting beer reviews instead of going live to shed manly American tears in support of President Trump... TMDNWU

He lives in boglim timezone/distortion, information gets to him at a different pace

 

[fukkit]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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The alcoholic who hates the taste of booze.

 

[Molly Millions]

You might be from Wyoming if you make nonsensical jokes and confuse metaphors

 

[Racist Parrot]

Whatever he's making, Josh is the Slow Cooker.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Photo of the counter sniper that saved Trump got leaked, background redacted to conceal the location of his clock towered sniper nest.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I am looking forward to his comentary about trump, honestly the Buuuutttttttttttttt........ moments are going to be epic.

 

[RollingRock2]

If Cobes wasn't a low energy bum

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I am looking forward to his comentary about trump, honestly the Buuuutttttttttttttt........ moments are going to be epic.

When will the leader of the new world address the nation on what happened? People are coming to him for commands.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Underage drinking ain't cool" said the goth badboy during a sloshed beer review.

If you want to be like him, you have to wait until you're 21.

 

[bonified retard]

I am looking forward to his comentary about trump, honestly the Buuuutttttttttttttt........ moments are going to be epic.

"How would you like it if somebody tried to shoot you, dood? You'd fucking hate it... it's the trooth."

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Which way will he go with the shooting? Will he take the leftist "it's a false flag" that they learned from a decade of hating Alex Jones (this will certainly be the only shooting he will claim is not staged)? Will it raise the boglim version of patriotism and have him recollect the days where Trump thanked him for slaying ISIS? Is boot polish on the menu for his Unit 731 food experiments?

I'm voting for a "both sides are bad BUUUUUUUUT" and then an attempt at a "violence is not the answer" that veers off into some sort of bizarre aping of masculinity that is more about his dating successes than the event itself.

 

[Molly Millions]

He'll do his usual autistic thing where he continues watching Family Guy and drinking for three weeks and then suddenly realizes what happened.

Then we'll have a 45 minute drunken rant about how like, Trump sucks doodt but like, like, fuck sickos. Ozzy rules!

 

[bonified retard]

Which way will he go with the shooting? Will he take the leftist "it's a false flag" that they learned from a decade of hating Alex Jones (this will certainly be the only shooting he will claim is not staged)? Will it raise the boglim version of patriotism and have him recollect the days where Trump thanked him for slaying ISIS? Is boot polish on the menu for his Unit 731 food experiments?

I'm voting for a "both sides are bad BUUUUUUUUT" and then an attempt at a "violence is not the answer" that veers off into some sort of bizarre aping of masculinity that is more about his dating successes than the event itself.

I'm no bogstradamus, but i think it'll mostly be a gun control rant (if he even brings it up). Maybe something about more metal detectors / background checks, and how "these assholes are ruining it for everyone, dood."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm guessing he'll just forget about it because he's drunk and on kratom and not say anything for days or ever.