Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Goatchoker]

My internet is fucked? Sorry for the multiples.

So NAL is actually coming? Is he big mad that she's coming?

I have seen a date and assumed second week of August. (14th or 19th was my date)

Zero proof. So far. Rarely watch JM or NAL because I don’t keep up with crackhead hours lol.

@TheCakeIsALie travel folder! That’s where the theory came from.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

My internet is fucked? Sorry for the multiples.

I have seen a date and assumed second week of August.

Zero proof. So far. Rarely watch JM or NAL because I don’t keep up with crackhead hours lol.

Rumor is Aug 19th but no idea why that particular date. There’s no evidence to prove it, like you said

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I joined right when he was talking about Trump, blessing from Cobratin.

 

[gogeta77]

Cobes is just not the same without the hat.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Drinking and smocking both Pipe

AND vape pens


He really is completely desperate to get the same amount of dopamine he can never have again, and he's too stupid to understand why, a true Shakespearian tragedy.

Edit. And like an angel's kiss, he's gone, anyone totaled the money he made?

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

I think the reason he sips like that during his rants is because he feels like Ron White sipping his whiskey on stage.

 

[Bogliacci]

Had. He broke it trying to flip cock it like the Terminator or something iirc.

It's been fixed for years holy shit what's with the misinformation on the cobes thread

 

[anliteralidiot]

My internet is fucked? Sorry for the multiples.

I have seen a date and assumed second week of August. (14th or 19th was my date)

Zero proof. So far. Rarely watch JM or NAL because I don’t keep up with crackhead hours lol.

@TheCakeIsALie travel folder! That’s where the theory came from.

Rumor is Aug 19th but no idea why that particular date. There’s no evidence to prove it, like you said

I keep up with NAL, and there is circumstantial evidence to prove August 19th.

Months ago, someone showed her a site to get cheap flights, and the cheapest timeframe she said was in August. She then showed the stream her handwriting on a nail care box, with "August 19th" because her handwriting looked Icelandic, and she was drunk.

Last week! She showed her blue travel folder on stream, while listening to Hammerfall Dreams Come True (their song), and immediately ended the stream when she realized she had shown it.

She knows she's not supposed to show that folder, because people have cancelled her tickets from her showing them off.

 

[ASeabear8952]

As soon as I saw the “chillin” on my feed my heart skipped a beat.

 

[Giant Machine]

I’ll even take NAL showing up again for round 3.

This is literally the worst thing that can happen to Cobes. Why would you wish this upon him?

 

[Goatchoker]

This is literally the worst thing that can happen to Cobes. Why would you wish this upon him?

It was like 15 minutes before he finally went live. For the first time in months.

I don’t know why I’d wish that upon him but it was something?

August 19th is the date to look for either way.

 

[Your Landlord]

Drinking and smocking both Pipe
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AND vape pens
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He really is completely desperate to get the same amount of dopamine he can never have again, and he's too stupid to understand why, a true Shakespearian tragedy.

Edit. And like an angel's kiss, he's gone, anyone totaled the money he made?

Can he even fit them anymore? What do you think the circumference on that skull is? Gotta be 28" at least.

 

[Jobama]

Was the double down the one that's like a bacon cheeseburger but the bun is two chicken tenders?

Yes

 

[anliteralidiot]

Yes
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It had a special sauce though

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

It's only a matter of time before they bring the double down back. Have faith, 'toobz. I for one can't wait for the taste test stream which ends with Josh deciding he randomly has to lie down after having about half of it.
On a side note, the Boglimpedia is comin' along nicely, I've almost finished up to the first eviction, might switch gears to cover some homeboys in more detail for a bit. TMDWU.

 

[funscape]

Drinking and smocking both Pipe
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AND vape pens
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He really is completely desperate to get the same amount of dopamine he can never have again, and he's too stupid to understand why, a true Shakespearian tragedy.

Edit. And like an angel's kiss, he's gone, anyone totaled the money he made?

I wonder if Josh has ever contemplated the idea of a tolerance break.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I wonder if Josh has ever contemplated the idea of a tolerance break.

dude thinks soda makes beer stronger so theres no shot.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did anyone else catch Cobes saying the trolls were hacking his iTunes to make it run slow?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Donayshuns: secured
Stream: ended
Booze: acquired
Drink combo: mixed