Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

Loops , weens , troles & goth teens.

I think we found the name of his next album.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Bout to hit page 2k, predictions for the next 2000 pages?

NAL hitting him, followed by rape accusations, breakup, sex-tape leak, and so on.

 

[Shinkai]

Bout to hit page 2k, predictions for the next 2000 pages?

Hey do you think papa nips is a bad father?

 

[lurkin]

Hey do you think papa nips is a bad father?

The bald, manlet and histrionic enabler? Yes.

 

[BlastMonk]

Bout to hit page 2k, predictions for the next 2000 pages?

Hospitalisation due to sepsis caused by his rotting teeth and gums. They could kill him within the next 2,000 pages which is definitely not what is up youtubz

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

NAL hitting him, followed by rape accusations, breakup, sex-tape leak, and so on.

Coin flip as to who makes the rape claim.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did you get the garlic butter cups?

I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three!

I got them for the first time thanks to m'jord. They're tasty, but they leave a wacky residue on the tongue.

My guess is it has something to do with temperature changes and the oil. Hungry Howies' is the same way.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Which tooth will go next? Do you think it’ll keep working out from the center to the back in the top?

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra 2024 toobz

 

[semitooth]

Which tooth will go next? Do you think it’ll keep working out from the center to the back in the top?

so far it's looking like center to back from what we can even see we also really have no idea what his molars/back teeth are like (couldn't be too great assuming that's likely the only teeth he can actually chew food with)

 

[Agares]

Cobra 2024 toobz

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Dude did you make that? That's the content I've missed so much since the subreddit got nuked.

 

[Molly Millions]

Dude did you make that? That's the content I've missed so much since the subreddit got nuked.

https://youtu.be/Tucwel17iMs?si=aaVU7n5bZt-JVm_M

 

[Agares]

https://youtu.be/Tucwel17iMs?si=aaVU7n5bZt-JVm_M

Puppetcrust is still making videos? TMDWU doodt.

 

[Big Nasty]

I think there has been an occasion where Josh has pronounced jalapeños as "Holla penis"

 

[semitooth]

was watching bog chron's last "back in time" upload and noticed this clip of cobes pronouncing "Syria" "Sirreuh" lol

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Cobra 2024 toobz

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BREAKING NEWS

In the middle of an already heated election season, catastrophic attacks on nearly all major clock towers world-wide took place in the early hours of the morning today. The attacks have described as "viscous" by the popular front runner former President Joshua "KingCobraJFS" Saunders on his alternative social media platform Mead Social. The attacks included the Elizabeth Tower, often praised by the former President under the name "Big Ben." The extensive damage to multiple monuments across the nation and the world are set to cast a shadow on an upcoming rally held by former President Saunders, who thankfully was away from the Clock Tower Dream House last night, in Virginia Beach today.​

OH FUCK, guys president Cobes just got shot. It's happening right now on his "virgin bech rant" livestream. He barely had time to explain how he got into the red again on this big downwards graph to his right that he was pointing at with "BANK ACCOUNT" on it. He just went down, fuck my life dude i'm gonna fuck a dude bro.

EDIT: OH FUCK HE GOT UP, PRESIDENT SAUNDERS IS UP TOOBS!!! TMDWU!!!!

Spoiler

Happy Page 2000, toobs.

 

[Jobama]

BREAKING NEWS
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OH FUCK, guys president Cobes just got shot. It's happening right now on his "virgin bech rant" livestream. He barely had time to explain how he got into the red again on this big downwards graph to his right that he was pointing at with "BANK ACCOUNT" on it. He just went down, fuck my life dude i'm gonna fuck a dude bro.

EDIT: OH FUCK HE GOT UP, PRESIDENT SAUNDERS IS UP TOOBS!!! TMDWU!!!!
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Spoiler

Happy Page 2000, toobs.

PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Shame he's so boring right now. Hopefully things pick up soon.
Either way:
PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC

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[JambledUpWords]

BREAKING NEWS
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OH FUCK, guys president Cobes just got shot. It's happening right now on his "virgin bech rant" livestream. He barely had time to explain how he got into the red again on this big downwards graph to his right that he was pointing at with "BANK ACCOUNT" on it. He just went down, fuck my life dude i'm gonna fuck a dude bro.

EDIT: OH FUCK HE GOT UP, PRESIDENT SAUNDERS IS UP TOOBS!!! TMDWU!!!!
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Spoiler

Happy Page 2000, toobs.

King Cobra Executive Orders

Executive order #420

• All drugs are legal, but to be taxed 20%
• Profits made by this will go towards government subsidized sex dolls

Executive order #69

• All prostitution is legal, so long as it’s 21 and up, alive, and consensual
• All men that are of age will get a government subsidized sex doll and monthly credits to use on Chaturbate

Executive order #666

• Cobra Cult is an official religion, and is therefore tax exempt
• Desecration of any official Cobra symbols, including wands, counts as blasphemy and is punishable by law

Executive order #66

• All trolls are to be executed in The Clocktower Monument in Washington DC

Executive order #15272715

• Anyone that makes fun of Ozzy is to be fined $6,000 and sent to jail for one year

 

[chromebookgamer]

Finally a true president of the people
All hail Cobras magic