Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[biggacracka]

The loser who did the food hacks in that filthy hovel also turned into a poop toucher.

CEO of Chairbugs?

 

[Hennimore]

To be fair even the beloved Seizure is a neghole pozzer, most figures in the Cobra community are sadly.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's a retarded alcoholic shut-in. Maybe he'll pick up a few job applications after he enrolls at Planet Fitness.

He'll need something to do after Clint places him in the group home.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's a retarded alcoholic shut-in. Maybe he'll pick up a few job applications after he enrolls at Planet Fitness.

I honestly believe he's too dumb for a job. remember, this is a guy who couldn't even mop floors right. maybe he could spend the day making arts and crafts for the people around him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is like a return to the old days. Cobes going out with "fans" to the bar and getting into whacky shenanagins and then giving us a 100% accurate recap after the fact.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I'd put money on the gas station guy's reaction being to Cobra doing one of his spontaneous under the breath "fuck sickos" that we witness from time to time.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'd put money on the gas station guy's reaction being to Cobra doing one of his spontaneous under the breath "fuck sickos" that we witness from time to time.

*cough* "Ifuckinghatesickos"

"You talkin' shit, BOY!?"


"I knew it. you were talkin' shit!"

"I was just looking at your knives, doodt! God, you're just like my youtube troles. Leave me alone, I'm autistic!"

*walks out*

Expert forensic recreation of what happened.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

*cough* "Ifuckinghatesickos"

"You talkin' shit, BOY!?"
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"I knew it. you were talkin' shit!"

"I was just looking at your knives, doodt! God, you're just like my youtube troles. Leave me alone, I'm autistic!"

*walks out*

Expert forensic recreation of what happened.

I just know he passed out drunk and left the back door open.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I just know he passed out drunk and left the back door open.

The wind didn't die down that night.

 

[Your Landlord]

I just know he passed out drunk and left the back door open.

That's the most likely answer. People also really underestimate just how windy Wyoming is! Trailer doors aren't exactly heavy.

 

[The Cunting Death]

*cough* "Ifuckinghatesickos"

"You talkin' shit, BOY!?"
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"I knew it. you were talkin' shit!"

"I was just looking at your knives, doodt! God, you're just like my youtube troles. Leave me alone, I'm autistic!"

*walks out*

Expert forensic recreation of what happened.

This is the first time I've ever seen Cobes mouth resemble anything more than closed or talking and it's honestly creeping me out.

 

[Jobama]

The boglim is easily amused.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The boglim is easily amused.

Oh god that's gonna get him in trouble with the neighbors. And NAL hasn't even showed up yet.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The boglim is easily amused.

Already leaving a good impression on his neighbors. Hope he uses it to ward off NAL when she starts screaming.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Spoiler: Dream about Cobes

Last night, I had a dream:

I was back in high school and the new school year was beginning. To celebrate reaching 2000 pages, I dressed up as Cobes and thought about what a funny joke it would be. But then as I was waiting for the morning bus, I grew more and more distressed at the thought that nobody would know who KingCobraJFS is and I'd just look like a retard.

Happy belated 2000 pages.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

The boglim is easily amused.

He is absolutely using that to huff the compressed air.

He's blown holes in his brain, what more is a perforated ear drum.

 

[Umaibae]

Are you talking about CEO of Chairbugs? He’s a neghole pozzer?

Yes. They drove from Maine to take Jord to the Cradle of Filth show, and then they started getting really weeny and attention seeking after that.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

UPDATE: Cobra Clone replied to Bog Chron.

It looks like bogchron deleted his comments off Christian Cobra's video, people had replied to his comment calling out him out.
Not sure if that means he is going to let this dude make content in peace or not.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Spoiler: Dream about Cobes

Last night, I had a dream:

I was back in high school and the new school year was beginning. To celebrate reaching 2000 pages, I dressed up as Cobes and thought about what a funny joke it would be. But then as I was waiting for the morning bus, I grew more and more distressed at the thought that nobody would know who KingCobraJFS is and I'd just look like a retard.

Happy belated 2000 pages.

The short bus must have been late that day.

 

[Mushroom King]

He is absolutely using that to huff the compressed air.

He's blown holes in his brain, what more is a perforated ear drum.

Right now, as you read this, King Cobra is sucking fumes down and passing out for five minutes at a time. Why would he even post this video except to solicit $1.00 donations from people who "care?"

I remember a year ago when Bitesize said he gave upon Cobes because he was "different." After a few years of Cobra, I am also tired of Cobes. All I can think about is low effort Taco Bell "Everything" orders and fat, greasy fingers.