Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

After a sloppy breakup with NAL last night, Josh has woken up to post two new drink combos featuring four bottles of liquor in under 30 minutes to solidify the point he made last night that NAL was a bigger alcoholic than him after NAL accused him of choking her twice without her consent, on his birthday no less.

I see NAL and Cobes having a total alcoholic fueled meltdown this weekend.
 
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/OUR BOY/ IS FINALLY FREE

LemonParty said:
Timestamp: 8:26

"Oh because I stand up for trans rights she's going to make fun of me for that too, because she's mad. Sounds like Jessica is transphobic and needs to get canceled" - CobraJFS

Cobra you sure are counter culture; standing up for trans rights with the likes of Nike, Pepsi, CNN, Disney, etc.

The bitch may be bat shit insane but Cobra isn't judging her from an Ivory Tower.
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quit being a bitch and enjoy the moment
 
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wenttobermuda said:
The poor boglim finally realized that "dry spell, any length" > hag. TMDU.

When does the new dry spell clock start running, in Cobes' mind? From the moment he announced the hag split, or their last ghastly coupling?
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The clock starts NOW
 
gogeta77 said:
I hope cobes actually finds a good women soon.
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Unfortunately, Cobra has neglected everything in his life to such a degree that his list of shortcomings is an untenable situation for any woman, period. The only women capable of tolerating them are women like Jessica because you’d have to actually be a nutcase to say “No job? Alcoholic? No license, no debit card, believes that magic is real? Has an 24/7 legion of people who harass him and everyone associated with him all day, all night? Unconventionally unattractive with black teeth? Not particularly bright and has mental disorders?” The list goes on and on, crazy women is all Cobra is fated to have. I just hope that he finds the least crazy woman he can and has a nice life.

anliteralidiot said:
The only bad thing troles did for the relationship was buy her tickets.
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It’s probably a good thing honestly. All men, and especially Cobra, need experiences filled with conflict to grow as people. Since Cobra doesn’t ever leave the house, make many friends or speak to women and overall habitually avoids conflict, he never really grows. This was a painful and good experience for him, he’s gunna come out of this a better person. He’s living in his own house now so at the very least you can say this was a blessing in disguise.
 
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