Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[lottalove]

Pretty horrifying that he talks like he wanted jessica to open the pathway back to them talking again thankfully they are both so stubborn and quick to talk shit that it may solidfy it on its own.

I also sensed that. She, after a cooling off period, still can try and apologize for shit talking him on twitch and showing their fight there.

Something like "we obviously were both at fault, it takes two to fight". Make him open to admitting his own faultiness. Carefully avoid the question of their alcoholism for a while. "Everybody is different. We can agree to disagree." Remember, when she hurt him in the beginning of their relationship by mentioning, that he has a big ego? She knew to skirt around this accusation after that.

She can appeal to his wish to appear reasonable and peace seeking. Latch onto his weaknesses, make him shift attention and use his own propensity for self-deprecation. Prop up his ego, feed into his self-aggrandazion. Restart the love-bombing and speak to his sex drive, praise having sex with him.

She can try to make him feel bad for his autism making him unable to fulfill her need for attention, if he were vulnerable for this line of manipulation. After all, he isn't acting "normal" either and might at his core have an insecurity about that, which she can exploit.

We have seen his first video, when he was already done with her emotional instability right in the beginning in February.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.

The video ‘Im single’ is one long scream of very cognizant (bognizant?) analysis of what we’ve known all along, and he finally has the courage to say it. He says it loud. It all makes sense. He has been holding this in for some time.

I hope they never get back together because she is an insufferable nightmare of a poor excuse for a human being.

 

[Giant Machine]

I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.

Agreed. Calling Josh a sicko and meaning it is a big no-no. The final nail in the coffin.

 

[Umaibae]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

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Left front toof is hanging on for dear life.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

She's going to show up in Casper. She's going to grab him by the balls. He's going to make Minecraft zombie noises. He's going to put it back in her snatch and they're going to be back together until she leaves town.

 

[Zashaiba]

>mfw a bog witch shows up at my trailer with a $8 machete
What are the odds that Jessica is gonna put our boy into a self-defence situation?

 

[Gorbus]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

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Better not be becoming an overly detailed spongebob grossout shot there BOY

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

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NAL will never kiss this mouth again. Which is good because they were probably breeding some really nasty bacteria strains.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Man she really did imply that Josh's biological mom and his stepdad mark SA him or some shit. As much as I hate nal and think everything bad she said josh did is total BS that seems way too specific to be totally made up I think he must have told her something.

She is always talking about people fucking their dads or talking about SA. She would absolutely make that up. She is unmedicated and fucking batshit crazy.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I don’t think they’ll be getting back together. She has so thoroughly shit talked him I don’t think it’s possible to go back. Even more so that he has finally admitted to her getting him kicked out of the apartment.

The video ‘Im single’ is one long scream of very cognizant (bognizant?) analysis of what we’ve known all along, and he finally has the courage to say it. He says it loud. It all makes sense. He has been holding this in for some time.

I hope they never get back together because she is an insufferable nightmare of a poor excuse for a human being.

Yea him admitting she's the reason he got evicted is huge for him I don't think he will talk to her again just because of that tbh.

She is always talking about people fucking their dads or talking about SA. She would absolutely make that up. She is unmedicated and fucking batshit crazy.

Yea if he referenced the pushing into the wall incident in a song its likely that's what he told her and she warped it into SA like she does everything else.

 

[Mushroom King]

FULL BLOWN teeth check

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The hubris of this creature compels me to see it's demise. I am so tired of arrogant, dirty finger, sweaty Josh. I see now why Bitesize quit because Josh has become so filthy inside and out, but I also see now why he came back, a crow circling a corpse, nothing to be mad about. It's just nature taking it's course. I hope Bitesize squeezes a few more dozens of thousands out of this grease ball, he is so fucking vile.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

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Better not be becoming an overly detailed spongebob grossout shot there BOY

It's actually the lips that unnerve me the most.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's actually the lips that unnerve me the most.

I've never thought of describing a human mouth as a "portal" but that's the only thing that fits here. His teeth actually look remarkably cleaner than usual but that could just be the lighting.

 

[Contracted Weeb]

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Better not be becoming an overly detailed spongebob grossout shot there BOY

God imagine the smell. Toothless arc when the top ones look like theyre holding on for dear life.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

THE KING ADDRESSES THE NATION

Sniped for the featured post by one minute, you hate to see it.

 

[bonified retard]

I tried to recreate this pizza on pizza hut's website, and it got to $41.79 before fees (using his location), and it wouldn't let me add the last 2 toppings (slow roasted ham, seasoned pork) because it maxes out at 10. This pizza probably cost him around 60-70 bucks once the other toppings, delivery fee, and doordash upcharges were added. TWU single liiiiiiife.

the pizza looks under cooked. christ, how he doesn't have worms yet puzzles me.

They tried to tell him but he's too stupid to see it!

 

[ibeatmywife]

I tried to recreate this pizza on pizza hut's website, and it got to $41.79 before fees (using his location), and it wouldn't let me add the last 2 toppings (slow roasted ham, seasoned pork) because it maxes out at 10. This pizza probably cost him around 60-70 bucks once the other toppings, delivery fee, and doordash upcharges were added. TWU single liiiiiiife.

This pizza cost me 89 dollars on Doordash but I ordered the toppings for my fans

 

[UncommonParlence]

The hubris of this creature compels me to see it's demise. I am so tired of arrogant, dirty finger, sweaty Josh. I see now why Bitesize quit because Josh has become so filthy inside and out, but I also see now why he came back, a crow circling a corpse, nothing to be mad about. It's just nature taking it's course. I hope Bitesize squeezes a few more dozens of thousands out of this grease ball, he is so fucking vile.

Are we talking about Saunders? You say SAUNDERS is too proud? If you'd said bog hag's hubris would destroy her I'd agree. But Josh Saunders, based King, DESERVES to be proud after destroying hagraven. Don't presume to criticize our BOY! on this blessed hag free day. Good day sir or madam. I said GOOD DAY!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sniped for the featured post by one minute, you hate to see it.

One day autistic obsession with the Cobraverse will pay off and my timing will be perfect, and Null will notice me. One of these days...

 

[bonified retard]