Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Your Landlord]

The King returns in proper form with black and mild wines with the wood tips, some coors banquet, and an immaculate sam Elliot impression. It is really nice to see him being himself.

Courtney: if she came to your door crying, would you let her in?

Cobes: FUCK NO!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She was screaming at 4 am and said "fuck your neighbors" when Josh told her to shut the fuck up. Yeah, that's eviction fuel.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Things i hope courtney asks: has she sexually assulted him in his sleep?

Did she hit herself often if she didn't get her way?

Did she shove him when the frying pan argument video when she muted it?

Maybe the first question is a little too spicy but the other ones i feel like he would be comfortable answering.

 

[1700somewhere]

she's trying to convince cobes to go live more

 

[anliteralidiot]

He said she liked being choked during sex. Boy has no filter, and it rules.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Cobes enjoyed her checking her prostate"
"I ain't no faggot, doodt!"

Oh, I'm thinking we're back.

 

[1700somewhere]

"Cobes enjoyed her checking her prostate"
"I ain't no faggot, doodt!"

Oh, I'm thinking we're back.

just called bitesized a faggot lol

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Not only that, he's about to talk to Courtney again soon. It's over for NaL.

I can’t wait to hear Cobes trash NAL with Porkneys encouragement

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Josh said he "took the high road" and it made Stephanie go away lol.

 

[Your Landlord]

The "mead not a want" comment made him so happy. It is genuinely nice to see Cobes be Cobes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Damn Clint was protecting his boy by offering a hotel room for Jessica but he turned it down.

 

[Your Landlord]

Damn Clint was protecting his boy by offering a hotel room for Jessica but he turned it down.

But...clintbaddad? Groophome?

 

[dramamine]

cobes' chinky smile is infectious, maybe both figuratively and literally

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

But...clintbaddad? Groophome?

Josh probably turned down the offer because his ODD.

And it's nice seeing Josh calling out BPD by its name. I remember when he called it "bipolar personality disorder" when he had that falling out with Gothie.

 

[anliteralidiot]

And it's nice seeing Josh calling out BPD by its name. I remember when he called it "bipolar personality disorder" when he had that falling out with Gothie.

To be fair, there's also bipolar, and there's BPD. Lil doodt just got confused, like Jessie Messy.

 

[ADHD]

The look on his face says it all.

Stay strong, dude.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She tried to convince him to get on Lolcow live but he refuses to get on any panels with Wings. I guess Wings' comments about the age of consent permanently made him a sicko in Cobes' eyes.

 

[1700somewhere]

boy is cheesing right now lmfao

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The cowbell has returned

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cobes politely listening to his ex's mortal enemy, TWU.