Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If it's bacon grease it's not going to do anything. I often leave it in there if I'm going to fry eggs or pancakes in it later. If I intend to keep it long term, I drain it and strain it and put it in the fridge.

It could be anything from beef grease to bacon grease. Bacon grease can be used to add flavor to eggs or hashbrowns without any real problems, but Cobes uses it as a sauce ingredient and a spread for his pinwheels. Your cooking is not the same.

 

[._.]

One of my coworkers was talking about gross cooking habits today and he mentioned that his mom likes to save the grease whenever she fries something in her cast iron pan and leaves it out overnight without washing it. You can probably guess what that reminded me of.

People used to fry up bacon and store the grease at room temperature in these little tins that had a perforated lid meant to keep the bacon bits out of it. Technically its unsafe but they were doing this into the 50s and 60s, some people still do, even though will tell you to store it in the refrigerator so it doesnt get rancid. It is kinda gross in theory I guess, but its been done for a while you just seal the jar and keep it in a cool dry place.

 

[anliteralidiot]

So, NAL was complaining about the boy giving her back the stuff she sent. What are the odds he threw it all out?

 

[AnOminous]

Technically its unsafe but they were doing this into the 50s and 60s, some people still do, even though will tell you to store it in the refrigerator so it doesnt get rancid.

It's probably okay for a few days, but is generally not a good idea. I always refrigerate it and it has never gone bad. The grease itself takes quite some time to go bad even at room temperature, but it's the other crap in it that gets rancid.

 

[Teeter]

So, NAL was complaining about the boy giving her back the stuff she sent. What are the odds he threw it all out?

Didn't he leave all the shit she bought for his bathroom behind in the apartment? I'm betting the rest of her shit was left behind as well.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Only an outright lunatic who likes paying plumbers lots of money ever dumps bacon grease in a drain.

Edit: I'd like to point out that drain flies don't necessarily require food/oil in the pipes, the larvae/worms can live off the dead carcasses and mineral content of the water and they just need a food source close to the drain. They also propagate to other drains. They simply need a wet stinky hole to live and lay eggs in. If you ever see them make sure you absolutely nuke your pipes before it's too late because once you have them it's an absolute nightmare, we're talking bedbugs-tier, to get rid of. Their eggs/larvae can stay dormant for a long ass time.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Something a plumber paypig would say.

 

[funscape]

I was just watching the panel and had a revelation: Josh's romantic "Your pussy smells like Wendy's" line might be his twisted attempt at channelling Lana Del Rey's "My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola" verse. Cobes is a well-versed musical savant, right? SO he probably thought, "What's the key to impressing women? Lana Del Rey." And then just vomited out that disaster of a quote. Classic move, really.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

One of my coworkers was talking about gross cooking habits today and he mentioned that his mom likes to save the grease whenever she fries something in her cast iron pan and leaves it out overnight without washing it. You can probably guess what that reminded me of.

AND I SAVED THE GREASE

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

AND I SAVED THE GREASE

THAT MUNCH, THAT CRUNCH.

 

[Pitckus]

One of my coworkers was talking about gross cooking habits today and he mentioned that his mom likes to save the grease whenever she fries something in her cast iron pan and leaves it out overnight without washing it. You can probably guess what that reminded me of.

I used to live with a guy that would do this with bacon grease. Then he’d get mad at me for tossing out his cans of grease after they sat untouched on the kitchen counter for 2 months straight.

His bacon tasted like shit too. I hate that guy.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

So, NAL was complaining about the boy giving her back the stuff she sent. What are the odds he threw it all out?

I cringed when she said that. That's her new "legitimate" excuse to turn up unannounced and refuse to leave.

She also said she wanted to get a lizard. Even otherwise mentally competent individuals struggle to properly care for reptiles. More fodder for the hoard.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She also said she wanted to get a lizard. Even otherwise mentally competent individuals struggle to properly care for reptiles. More fodder for the hoard.

She said she wanted the easiest one, and then said she wanted a chameleon. For none lizard-owners, she picked a hard lizard for a beginner.

And said fuck geckos, she hates geckos.

 

[STN]

I can timestamp the exact moment as soon as I'm back home.

That cop is a Delray Misfit enjoyer. May he swim eternally in the frothy piss shores of Lake Cresava.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It could be anything from beef grease to bacon grease. Bacon grease can be used to add flavor to eggs or hashbrowns without any real problems, but Cobes uses it as a sauce ingredient and a spread for his pinwheels. Your cooking is not the same.

It's probably best just to refer to it as grease. It could be anything.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

So I am starting to think that Cobes is gonna stick to his guns on this one. He seems overly militant when discussing the breakup and NAL in general. It really all depends on if she actually goes through with the flight. If she doesn't show up I think he is home free.

Her insistence on them still being together only activates the boy's ODD. If she had any un-dusted, non-wet brain left then she'd realized that he only digs in more as she pushes. Same as when troles said they "weren't together" he'd go on about how they actually are.
Her psychosis and manipulation plus his malaise and defiance disorder is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object toobs. One of the boy's most frustrating traits coming in to save his ass for once is MDWU.

 

[niggers]

Her insistence on them still being together only activates the boy's ODD. If she had any un-dusted, non-wet brain left then she'd realized that he only digs in more as she pushes. Same as when troles said they "weren't together" he'd go on about how they actually are.
Her psychosis and manipulation plus his malaise and defiance disorder is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object toobs. One of the boy's most frustrating traits coming in to save his ass for once is MDWU.

i suspect this is why clint never seemed to explicitly tell him 'better not fuck that cryptid, boy', even as he was offering to get him a hotel for the night

after 30+ years of cobra wrangling he knows exactly what the fuck is up, my dude

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Probably good he’s not going live. He would start going on a loop about not being together and the trolles would just keep stoking that fire.

 

[semitooth]

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

its like a piece of slim jim when you suck on it for a while and it just turns grey.

thats what cobra's new videos feel like. eating a grey slim jim