Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Oh my god he had the shotgun and said he wanted to shoot himself

Most men would've turned the shotty on Jessica a long time ago.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

The information dam for the past two weeks has broken.

 

[Delamain]

This woman pushed this dude to the breaking point.
The dude’s not mentally equipped for a relationship and he sure as shit isn’t equipped to deal with that amount of prodding the bitch did she just pushed him to the edge.
I’ve never seen Josh this upset

 

[homofagget420]

fuck jessica

 

[AnOminous]

He backed himself into a corner. His behaviors led him down this path. It's his fucking fault, but I feel sad for him all the same. It's a modern tragedy toobz.

This is why I can't really sympathize with people who actively wish him harm. He's harming himself enough and not harming anyone else enough to make him actively evil.

To pick another cow, while I still hate Daniel Larson "manager" redditors and their bullshit, Larson is a disgusting pedophile piece of shit and it's easy to understand why someone would hate him enough to wish him harm. Same with Cyrax. They're both utterly loathsome. Not all of that is from things within their control (they are both utter tards dumber than the boglim) but enough is that they're still pieces of shit.

I'd like to see Cobes do well but he never will.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

fuck jessica

Jessica doesn't deserve sexual validation.

 

[ADHD]

there's also a video, but it kept failing to save.

This is some seriously fucked up shit.

And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

I just realized she was arguing with him with her saggy tits out and now I need eye bleach.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

This will end in a murder/suicide.

Please don't send this bitch to Casper again. Please. This will end in tragedy. This will end up on one of the YT body cam/murder investiagtion channels. Please, I beg you glass punchers, don't do this again, I beg of you.

 

[PLEASEBANMYASS]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

Is this really because she kept asking "Who is that?" whenever a new character appeared in a movie they were watching?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Is this really because she kept asking "Who is that?" whenever a new character appeared in a movie they were watching?

Maybe? It also sounds like there was a flirting attempt from him that went bad, but who knows. The silence before she starts yelling makes me just feel sick, like I know it's fake as hell. She's just setting him up for failure.

This is the face of a true psychopath.

 

[Wax]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

This cunt is genuine pure evil. She saw that he actually pulled his shotgun out, he told her he was going to kill himself, filmed him putting shells in it AND SHE STILL KEPT FUCKING NAGGING AND GOADING HIM.

 

[Molly Millions]

It sounds like JM is asking Darf to take the gun away

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

Her titty there at the end is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This looks more and more like the hell scene from Event Horizon.

 

['Ole Dente]

So he let her in because she was asking his fans for hotel money and his fans didn't deserve that.

I don't even believe that, it's such a hilariously stupid Cobra lie that nobody in their right mind would ever believe. Cobra doesn't give a shit about his "fans" beyond the money they can give him when he's in the negatives or when he wants some booze.

He let Jessica in because he wanted to get his dick sucked. I bet it seemed like a fine enough plan until he cummed on her face, then the post-coitus realization that he made a giant error washed over him like a wave and she turned into a fucking demigorgon attacking him.

On any other day I'd throw my hat in the ring for this little retard because lord knows he's a lovable, comfy cozy basement gremlin but at this juncture I can't understand how anyone can have sympathy for him. He knew she was bad for him, he took her back anyways for selfish reasons, lied to everyone and then when he was caught he lied AGAIN by feeding everyone a line of bullshit. He was perfectly capable of handling this situation AND HE DID until he let her back in, then chose to lie about it. Fuck Cobra, he deserves every ounce of shit he gets. He KNEW she was psycho and she provoked him and manipulated him and he still let her back in. It beggars belief even Josh knew this was a bad idea and he did it anyway.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't even believe that, it's such a hilariously stupid Cobra lie that nobody in their right mind would ever believe. Cobra doesn't give a shit about his "fans" beyond the money they can give him when he's in the negatives or when he wants some booze.

Except she was asking that guy Chris for money, the guy who sent her the plane tickets, the guy who paid for four nights at the hotel.

 

[bookers]

It beggars belief even Josh knew this was a bad idea and he did it anyway.

boglims razor

 

['Ole Dente]

Except she was asking that guy Chris for money, the guy who sent her the plane tickets, the guy who paid for four nights at the hotel.

He didn’t have to pay for the hotel but it was greatly appreciated.

 

[somevan712]

This is some seriously fucked up shit.
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And to be perfectly clear, I mean it's fucked up on her end.

Holy fuck this is so much worse than I fucking imagined. I'm not a writer but here's the full transcript:

Spoiler: Transcript

Josh: "...frustrating"
*pause with NAL's loud nose breathing*
NAL: "But why can I listen to everything you say but you can't listen to what I have to say and you th..."
Josh: "You won't listen to what I say so why should I listen to what you have to say? RESPECT is a two way street."
NAL: "Josh, I do listen to you, I told you about fucking I don't know movies so if I have to ask you a question... you literally just bashed my head against the wall and tried to kill me."
Josh: "If I was trying I would have succeeded."
NAL: "You said that the fucking first time in March. What have I done to you that your trolls haven't done that you you weren't..."
Josh: "I'd ask you the same question, Jessica. What have I done that your trolls haven't already done to you?"
NAL: "I have never splashed alcohol on you I'm *indescernible*"
Josh: "I was trying to be cute with you and you want to make it about this humongous bullshit nothing fight."
NAL: "What do you mean..."
Josh: "You gotta pick a fight about nothing and I'm sick of it."
NAL: "How is it a fight about nothing when I asked you when I'm sitting here wearing brand new clean fucking pants, a brand new shirt, please don't spill anything on it I'm gonna wear this."
*loud footsteps towards phone*
NAL: "How am I supposed to assume what you're thinking?"
Josh: whispers "I'm so fucking tired" *cowbell noise*
NAL: "WHAT? So you're going to shoot me?"
Josh: "No, I'm going to shoot myself."
NAL: "I don't know why you're fucking choking me when I've done the most for you. I told you I'm not a movie person. I don't care if it's a western or scientific, I have fucking questions. If you are not ready for that then don't fucking..."
*Phone is picked up by NAL, camera facing her hag face. Looking fucking beady and sanpaku eyed, what the fuck. Turns phone to also record Josh in selfie mode. Josh is holding a shotgun, sounds like it's a double barrel that he just closed. NAL continues recording herself and Josh while she is in the hallway."
NAL: "you you you tell me not to assume all the time so I don't I I straight up tell you I don't understand something I'm gonna ask questions. *few second pause* I I don't know why I'm not allowed to ask questions without you trying to fucking hurt me. I have't done ANYTHING to you, you you fucking tell me all the time 'no this, no that'. Yes I literally sat at your dinner table and I told you my outfit is clean, my shirt is clean, don't do this to me. I don't want to fight with you, because because I ask questions I deserve to be choked and killed? *few second pause* Because I ask questions I deserve to be choked and fucking killed?"
*Josh whisper?*
NAL: "So you'd rather do this to yourself because of trolls, than a woman trying to fucking love you..."
Josh: "It's nothing against the trolls, if you want to blame the trolls then look at your fucking trolls."
NAL: "I'm not blaming them I'm talking about your trolls, I said you'd rather do this..."
Josh: "This has nothing to do with my fucking trolls." *shotgun barrel opening/shutting sound again*
NAL: "Let me finish my thooouught."
Josh: "No fuck this, I'm done, Jessica. Have fun with your fucking life. "
*NAL returns and picks up phone again*
NAL: "What do you mean have fun with my life when I'm literally trying to love you and you're fucking... *looking insane eyed holy fuck* I'm saying you would rather do this because of me?"
Josh: "Not because of you, it's piling up because of everything. I can't do anything right IN MY FUCKING LIFE."
NAL: "I didn't s..."
Josh: "IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT I FUCKING DO. IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT THE FUCK *object thrown by Josh* I DO."
NAL: "I didn't say that Josh and you fucking blame me for everything."
Josh: "NO I FUCKING DID NOT. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BLAMES ME FOR EVERYTHING AND I'M SICK OF IT."
NAL: "I d..."
Josh: "I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT."
NAL: "I don't blame you for everything so stop that."
Josh: "YES YOU DO OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE THROWING A *hits hand on something multiple times* in other room* GOD DAMN FUCKING FIT BECAUSE I TRIED TO FUCKING FLIRT WITH YOU. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT."
NAL: "Throwing alcohol on me is not flirting."
Josh: "YES IT IS. Okay?"
NAL: "No it's not."
Josh: "Can you not read my body language? You fucking stupid cuuunt."
NAL: "Do you read my body language..."
Josh: "No, You won't read mine so why should I read yours?"
*silent pause*
NAL: "I try to read your body language all the time and you're like 'That's not what I'm do," like when you make a face and I I try to talk to you and then you always say 'nao nao', so why is it always on me, Josh? I try to..."
Josh: "IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT ME."
*silent pause*
Josh: "FUCKS SAKE"
NAL: "Well, it's not all about me, I don't FUCKING MAKE IT ABOUT ME, I don't..."
Josh: "BULLSHIT. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN FUCK OFF. I SEE HOW YOU ARGUE, *camera pans down and NAL's gross breasts are shown for a second* I'M NOT STUPID."
*END*

She 100% set this whole thing up. No person, let alone a woman, who is in fear for their life would confront a fucking shotgun wielding man and antagonize the fuck out of him like this. Circle of protection on Josh, because holy shit he needs a few.