Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bifocal Lens]

On the topic of Cobes shilling it def is annoying but if I was an unemployed drunk who never left his house and people sent me hundreds of dollars for no reason whatsoever I would put a cashapp link in my Youtube description too ngl. Blame the paypigs not the regard is my take.

I agree there. The boy is autistic, and has a pretty nebulous grip on reality, especially being drunk pretty much 24/7 and only watching shit like Terrence Popp and Sydney Watson.

Of course this regard thinks he's a rock star. He has had an Youtube following for 10+ years, he has several documentaries made about him, he gets constantly harassed by troles, gets free food/alcohol, people actually pay for bitches to come fuck him at his trailer... no wonder he thinks he's famous. He breaks his 5th phone or whatever number it's on now, and within hours people pay for a new phone. This motherfucker sold cum, vomit and nicotine stained carpet for a goddamn fortune, and people payed for it.

He is delusional. But in a sense, he's actually not. The boy gets away with a lot of shit a regular person would not. I mean, I kinda wish I had my home payed for, no bills or grosheries to worry about, and was just able to rant in my little bug chair drunk and get payed for it.

Can't say I'm jealous of his life, but I definitely wish I had some luxuries Josh has access to. Except NAL. I don't wish that on Hitler himself.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

NAL pretty much confirmed that he's been shooting his little goth swimmers into her wizard sleeve from day one, all the way back in the first visit.

I doubt Cobra's pull out game is any good, and he's so lethargic from wet brain I doubt he even cares. He has no idea what having a kid will do to his life, so he just doesn't give a shit and just keeps porking her and cumming inside. Also, let's not forget Jessica wants desperately a baby fathered by Cobra so she can just sit back and enjoy his house/money forever. She probably says "cum inside me Joshie, it's ok" every single time, and the boy, blinded by sexual bliss, follows her command.

OMG i couldn’t imagine the bacteria festering in her coochie with the cobe swimmers, imagine the smell! The boy never drinks water and drinks his rancid “mead”

Seeing Cobies and NaL interact and imagining them trying to raise a child under the same roof has made me pro-choice. We don’t need them adding to the gene pool and we don’t need the degenerate broken human they’d raise to be part of society. Abortion is the closest we can get to eugenics and the best part is the people getting selected out of reproduction think it’s their idea. Hell take my fuckin taxes and give them a fat payday if they “volunteer” to get sterilized. They get to buy a bunch of booze and gas station weed and we get peace of mind knowing we don’t have to worry about undesirable bog spawn

I hope NAL and Jawshie do reproduce, and i hope for every pro-lifer comes a forced adoption of one of the bogbabies.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

OMG i couldn’t imagine the bacteria festering in her coochie with the cobe swimmers, imagine the smell! The boy never drinks water and drinks his rancid “mead”


I hope NAL and Jawshie do reproduce, and i hope for every pro-lifer comes a forced adoption of one of the bogbabies.

Tard babies and severe autism are skygod's punishment for extreme pro lifers.

 

[Slim Boglim]

So he let her in because she was asking his fans for hotel money and his fans didn't deserve that.

RIIIGHT.

He fucked her multiple times, streamed with her in his house denying he had anything to do with her, took her out for drinks, got shitty drunk with her every night and then the day after she leaves goes on a rampage edging about how his life as a man isn't fair. As if his life is actually anything like what the avg guy experiences.

-Somebody flew you pussy, which you invited into your bed.
-A number of somebody's contributed to your streams so you could take that pussy out on a walk to the bar.
-Another somebody covered your phone when your tard rage took over.
All in 7 days.

I don't know too many guys where that assistance comes through. Most of them are just out here rawdoggin life with next to nobody who gives a shit and even less who actually help out.

OH POOR ME MY LIFE ISNT FAIR. Living on SSI while somebody literally overnights you vagina and strangers pay your bills.

Wild.

Imagine being envious of the boglim lifestyle.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Imagine being envious of the boglim lifestyle.

A lot of his worst weens unironically are. The ones that have been doxxed are almost always 30+ year old white trash looking drunks and potheads. And so are most of his poop touchers. These are the exact types of people who'd actually get jealous of Cobes for having free housing and getting paid to sit around and drink/do drugs.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

A lot of his worst weens unironically are. The ones that have been doxxed are almost always 30+ year old white trash looking drunks and potheads. And so are most of his poop touchers. These are the exact types of people who'd actually get jealous of Cobes for having free housing and getting paid to sit around and drink/do drugs.

The funniest thing is that if these faggots put their jealousy behind them, they’d realize his life is actually pretty shitty and not the grand heaven that they seem to think he lives in. He doesn’t really have any friends that care enough to come see him anymore, just pay piggies and shit touchers taking him to bars every once in a while. He’s addicted to multiple different substances, lives in a constant state of irritation and stress from his imaginary world and it’s directly because of his lifestyle he fell down this route. The a-logs are too retarded to realize that if you don’t have a job, no friends, no self-worth besides your “YouTube troles”, your life is going to end up being pretty miserable no matter how you want to spin it. Cobra just isn’t sad about it because he’s literally too autistic to know he missed out on tons of life experience by sitting in that gross dead dog chair slowly killing himself.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The funniest thing is that if these faggots put their jealousy behind them, they’d realize his life is actually pretty shitty and not the grand heaven that they seem to think he lives in. He doesn’t really have any friends that care enough to come see him anymore, just pay piggies and shit touchers taking him to bars every once in a while. He’s addicted to multiple different substances, lives in a constant state of irritation and stress from his imaginary world and it’s directly because of his lifestyle he fell down this route. The a-logs are too retarded to realize that if you don’t have a job, no friends, no self-worth besides your “YouTube troles”, your life is going to end up being pretty miserable no matter how you want to spin it. Cobra just isn’t sad about it because he’s literally too autistic to know he missed out on tons of life experience by sitting in that gross dead dog chair slowly killing himself.

These idiots can't look past the surface on this. He's butt ugly, doesn't take care of himself, extremely mentally ill and has a low IQ to top it all off. That's a recipe for a shit life and all those factors combined with the trolling are why he drinks and goes after sketchy legal highs.

Who in their right mind would be jealous of that?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

No. Feels like a lot of Cobra doing something very very stupid which made a lot of people upset with him. NAL is extremely unpopular and he got a lot of love from telling her to kick rocks only to be dishonest about it. It's easy to understand why the mood has shifted from "Cobes is dumb but a good hearted goof" to "Cobra is an e-begging faggot who doesn't deserve kindness when he treats himself and others like this".

Let you on a secret — Cobes is retarded.

Yeah, it annoyed me he lied to us and tried to slyly fuck NAL without us knowing. But in the end we know he lies, we know he lives for fast gratification, we know he’s a coward, and mostly importantly we know he is a literal retard.

It’s why we watch.

I commented that a lot of Reddit retards must have come here because a lot of these posts echo shit you would see there. Yeah, it’s disappointing but who really thought he wouldn’t go back for some Wendy’s if the opportunity presented itself?

 

[Bifocal Lens]

He's butt ugly, doesn't take care of himself, extremely mentally ill and has a low IQ to top it all off.

One of the things that saddens me the most about the boy is that, in his *very occasional* moments of clarity, he knows this.

He puts on a persona for the camera, everyone knows this. But I think that, every once in a while, Josh is able to look at himself in the mirror and see what he really is. He's obviously depressed but usually oblivious to his reality/way too drunk to care. But once in a while, he lets it slip through the cracks that he is just a vulnerable human being.

Just look at Porkney's stream after the second time the fucking goiter whore visited. He sounded so sad, like he knows that he must endure abuse from a BPD, ugly, saggy, busted teeth, and droopy vagina whore if he ever hopes to get any woman whatsoever. I quote: "She's not perfect, but I'm not perfect". And the reality of it is, he's right. No woman besides NAL will ever accept him. If not Jessica, only a desperate crackwhore will ever accept Josh. And he'll always be bled dry for his money/fame/house, it's impossible for a regular woman to ever fall in love with Josh for what he is, his accomplishments, or his personality.

I even empathize with him regarding aging. Ten years ago, the boy had a full head of hair, he was muscular, he had all of his teeth and he had *some* dreams, delusional as they were. But now he's 33. He ain't getting any better. And I think he knows this, and is feeling some sort of existential dread. His peak is gone forever. He will never be able to become the goth bad boy musician he always dreamt of, and again, I think he knows this on some level.

He backed himself into a corner. His behaviors led him down this path. It's his fucking fault, but I feel sad for him all the same. It's a modern tragedy toobz.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

One of the things that saddens me the most about the boy is that, in his *very occasional* moments of clarity, he knows this.

He puts on a persona for the camera, everyone knows this. But I think that, every once in a while, Josh is able to look at himself in the mirror and see what he really is. He's obviously depressed but usually oblivious to his reality/way too drunk to care. But once in a while, he lets it slip through the cracks that he is just a vulnerable human being.

Just look at Porkney's stream after the second time the fucking goiter whore visited. He sounded so sad, like he knows that he must endure abuse from a BPD, ugly, saggy, busted teeth, and droopy vagina whore if he ever hopes to get any woman whatsoever. I quote: "She's not perfect, but I'm not perfect". And the reality of it is, he's right. No woman besides NAL will ever accept him. If not Jessica, only a desperate crackwhore will ever accept Josh. And he'll always be bled dry for his money/fame/house, it's impossible for a woman to ever fall in love with Josh for what he is, his accomplishments, or his personality.

I even empathize with him regarding aging. Ten years ago, the boy had a full head of hair, he was muscular, he had all of his teeth and he had *some* dreams, delusional as they were. But now he's 33. He ain't getting any better. And I think he knows this, and is feeling some sort of existential dread. His peak is gone forever. He will never be able to become the goth bad boy musician he always dreamt of, and again, I think he knows this on some level.

He backed himself into a corner. His behaviors led him down this path. It's his fucking fault, but I feel sad for him all the same. It's a modern tragedy toobz.

Those moments of clarity get more and more brutal as time goes on. First it was the "I'm a fucking loser" line from the broken cigarette meltdown. Now it's him getting visibly scared about anything that'll piss off NAL because of his abusive relationship.

 

[Teeter]

NAL is posting on her instagram to show Cobra is violent and abusing her.
Snagged the photos, there's also a video, but it kept failing to save.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NAL is posting on her instagram to show Cobra is violent and abusing her.
Snagged the photos, there's also a video, but it kept failing to save.
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Totally fucking called it. The whole trip was just for manipulation so she can "get back" at Cobes by falsely accusing him of DV.

Absolute psycho cunt deserves the George Floyd treatment.

 

[anliteralidiot]

NAL is posting on her instagram to show Cobra is violent and abusing her.
Snagged the photos, there's also a video, but it kept failing to save.
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Jessica Messica might be showing them on her rumble, she's got a stream right now.

Man, him curled up on his couch makes me sad...

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jessica Messica might be showing them on her rumble, she's got a stream right now.

Man, him curled up on his couch makes me sad...

To the uninitiated it looks like he's the abuser but to those who know the truth, it's much more horrifying.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

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I would just like to say that Jessica's ears look like fucking droopy Dumbo flappers. Especially with that retarded ass starfish earring she has used for over a year. She could achieve flight with those. They are so ugly, they made me appreciate ears as a whole. I love my wife's ears more because of her. Thank you.

 

[Delamain]

The dry spell would have been more preferable than this bullshit toobz

 

[Molly Millions]

It sounds like JM is finally starting to understand that Jessica is the aggressor here and Cobra is a provoked retard

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

HE'S WEARING THE COWBELL DURING ALL THIS LMAO.

This is just insanity.

 

[Molly Millions]

Oh my god he had the shotgun and said he wanted to shoot himself

 

[Delamain]

This is one of the most toxic relationships I’ve ever seen holy fuck.