Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's the least she deserves. Fuck her.
Stupid cunt.

 

[bonified retard]

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Drinking peach schnapps was more Degrassi-level melodrama than "dark". I'd give up winning the lottery and ending sickos to have this type of depressed cobes back.

 

[Cambiar]

A guy that is regularly drunk/high most of the time isn’t going to be a good shot. If Cobes weren’t those things, and had more maturity, I’d agree, but the best thing he should be doing is filing a restraining order against NAL and ignore her. Clint should help him do it, because NAL will only get worse, and it will likely take legal action for her to stop bothering Cobes.

You dont need to be a good shot when you have a shotgun and the other person is a few feet away.

 

[Giant Machine]

So let me get this clear. Some faggot named Chris paid for NAL to go to Casper when Josh didn't want her to come. She goes to his trailer and he calls the cops. Something she said to him convinces him to let her in before then cops arrive and tell her to fuck off.

I sure would like to know more about this Chris guy

 

[WEEKEND]

Grim

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Really enjoying this recent content bounty toobz

In which Cobes responds to the many lies of Jessica Boyle, and makes plans for the future

 

[Rigger Nich]

So not that I wouldn't put flagrant nudity out of her realm, but it seems to me like she might know the paypig more than personally?

I've seen a lot about him being a Porkney mod but I'll bet he was NALs friend first. If he's a mod for the whaler, it's probably only so she could use him to get the double scoop on nal.

I wouldn't be naked and calling a rando YouTube mod if I thought a guy was gonna kill me or myself. If I was gonna call someone I knew, it would be my best friend...who I wouldn't care about seeing my tits.

You think maybe the cam4 whore had a partner the entire time? Why tho? Surely they’ve spent more time and money on this than they could ever make even if the intent was to extort money from Cobes and Clint. Or is this some sick fetish shit?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Who the fuck is Banjo Bill, and why does it sound like someone I'd hear in one of those imitation Joe Biden speeches?

 

[185405]

I know NAL is a bitch and hating on her is the current echo chamber....


But does anyone here think that Cobes can do better? I really want him to get better but Ive known people like him before and I know how this story ends.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I know NAL is a bitch and hating on her is the current echo chamber....


But does anyone here think that Cobes can do better? I really want him to get better but Ive known people like him before and I know how this story ends.

Him never having pussy again is objectively better than NAL. I mean cobes was never a catch he's lucky he had sex at all let alone with two of age alive consenting females multiple times each. I could easily see cobes as having been a virgin his entire life unless he raped someone

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But does anyone here think that Cobes can do better?

Yes, he could go back to the dry spell. That would be a massive improvement over his current situation.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

The way the cunt held the phone with him in frame, silent, literally waiting to catch the footage of him blowing his brains out and then continuing to needle at him when it never came had my blood boiling. I hope her house burns down with everyone except the cats inside.

I dont know JFS, and hes a weirdo, but if I was in their friend circle and found out she was doing that to him, I'd pay a few ghetto bitches to mash her brains the next time she stepped outside.

 

[Law]

She's gonna be the Euronymous to his Dead.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

DONT DO IT TUBEZ WHO WILL EVER FIND PUFF WITHOUT YOU!?

 

[Molly Millions]

I know NAL is a bitch and hating on her is the current echo chamber....


But does anyone here think that Cobes can do better? I really want him to get better but Ive known people like him before and I know how this story ends.

I hope someone ties Jessica to a post and beats her with a stick.

And then I want to put images of her crying on t-shirts and then donate them to third world shitholes so that National Geographic will be filled with images of Jessica getting her ass beaten.

 

[lottalove]

BogBitch uploaded her pity party video to instagram and is busy deleting comments that call her out
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"Are you gonna shoot me?!"
And she cut exactly before he said, that he wouldn't.
Sick fucking cunt.

Insta commenters, for the most part, aren't having it. Call her out.
A stray "Is everything okay?" comment strewn in, but that's it. People know what's up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

NAL deserves... something. But I'm not going to fedpost about it. Cobes is too good for her and needs to get the fuck away. Put down the shotty BOY and run!

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Always remember, you can get yourself off better than any hole or pole can.

Although lackluster sex is always a possibility, if you think jerking one out is better than fucking an attractive person who is really good at it, there is either something very wrong with you or you lack the necessary experience to make that claim.

 

[Sneedotron]

Really enjoying this recent content bounty toobz

In which Cobes responds to the many lies of Jessica Boyle, and makes plans for the future

Fuck Jessica Boyle and fuck suicide dude.

 

[highly regarded 420]

You think maybe the cam4 whore had a partner the entire time? Why tho? Surely they’ve spent more time and money on this than they could ever make even if the intent was to extort money from Cobes and Clint. Or is this some sick fetish shit?

No, I think the cam4 whore had a friend who found himself in a potentially lucrative position between a crack rock and a fat face.