Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[dramamine]

i can't figure it out right now, but isn't it illegal to not call for emergency services if someone is about to kill themselves?

this fucking cunt stood there and recorded josh with a shotgun to his chin and KEPT EGGING HIM ON and expects anyone the see her as the victim? i hope she AND chris/oink serve a completely miserable existence, worse than they've already had, from this point forward

and seeing as we haven't gotten anywhere with the chris paypig who sent this BPD demon to josh, it seems like we need more gorlworld infiltrators working on this. he's close with courtney. there is no way he has good enough opsec to hide from this forever.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

This chick needs to shut her mouth (and stop recording it!! [but please don't]) if she doesn't want to get hauled into court after Cobra kills himself.

Not the time to try to be cute with your words and meaning.

 

[joker jimmy]

God, he spent years talking about how much he needed a woman and it was goofy fun for all of us. A finger on the monkeys paw curls, for him and for us.

Women, not even once.

 

[JamusActimus]

You know when niggers yell KOBE while throwing a piece of paper in the bin?

I think people should yell: "I AM GONNA MAC NUUUUUUTTT "just before exploding.



Would be like the white version of Allah Wackbar would do a ton of good for the culture.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

You dont need to be a good shot when you have a shotgun and the other person is a few feet away.

Depictions in video games have led people to believe shotguns have enormously wider patterns than they actually do.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It’s almost like he has some sort of mental deficiency.

Still, imagine having to live with the thought, that you are so utterly physically and mentally repulsive, that a literal homeless-looking man with a chin afro would rather load his gun and blow his brains out, than spend another 10 minutes with you.

I'd grab the gun next if we're being honest.

 

[dramamine]

speaking with tactical autism, i wonder if NAL herself is the best person to get dirt on chris from.
she has already said that she knows his last name
if she isn't already splitting and pissed off at him, it couldn't take that much to push her over the edge to dox him herself

 

[Slur Generator]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time. All he had to do was lock the trailer door and call the cops. Or stay slient and let one of the other trailer park residents call the cops once she started screeching.

Did he really think it would be any different this time?

Dude wanted to bust a nut

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Josh just isn't fit to maintain any sort of relationship anymore. His temper is too much of a short fuse and even the most insignificant stuff is bound to set him off. Despite all his cope he knows his life is a fucking mess and it's pretty apparent he is constantly primed to explode. Jessica is the absolute worse kind of person to be around Josh but I think at this point Josh just needs to be on his own. The only person he is really fit to be around is someone like Darf who is completely inoffensive jovial.

Jessica is such a run of the mill BPD bitch though. All the shit she has gotten up to so far has been textbook. Hopefully Josh is finally done with her but sadly I honestly doubt it.


I understand that but Josh is claiming that Jessica was lying about him wanting to kill himself. There was very clearly a threat of suicide in the videos released last night.

He kind of never was. Stephanie left his ass because he "joked" that he would rape her. If I recall correctly. He's always had a temper like this. Kicking ovens because a bag of Lays told him to smile. Destroying one of his guitars, for what reason I can't remember. He just didn't televise them as often as he is now, because he wasn't this much of a drunk. My take anyway.

 

[Law]

I'm also curious about his carpet right in front of the chair because in the last apartment he would cum and pour out alcohol and spill shit and vomit all in the same spot

In 100 years it will form a deposit of boglim-hyraceum.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

she sees he has the shotgun and instead of intervening, she's pauses at this angle secretly hoping she would get to record his suicide. i feel sick.

That was the creepiest shit I have seen in long time.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Depictions in video games have led people to believe shotguns have enormously wider patterns than they actually do.

It's not even about that. It's about the ammo, if you are using slugs there is no spread, 00 buckshot there will be some spread and then you can get even smaller balls in the shells that have a wider spread I forget the name maybe scattershot

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“I really hope I can get laid again…”

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

You know when niggers yell KOBE while throwing a piece of paper in the bin?

I hear that is also what helicopter pilots yell before pancaking into a mountainside.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Can someone please take this obnoxious ugly whore to the middle of nowhere and chain her to a tree? This shit ain't funny

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

See what sticking your dick in crazy gets you

 

[highly regarded 420]

If King Cobra sees the Bog Hog as his only source for sex, which is an insanely high biological motivator, I can see why he thinks about blowing his own head off as the better option.

If you want to save King Cobra, he needs to find another outlet for sex.

This is an interesting avenue of plausible pursuit. It's a shame whoredash isn't really a thing. I wonder if another sex doll or one of those USB fuck holes would do?

speaking with tactical autism, i wonder if NAL herself is the best person to get dirt on chris from.
she has already said that she knows his last name
if she isn't already splitting and pissed off at him, it couldn't take that much to push her over the edge to dox him herself

Been thinking this. Be it a buddy or a paypig, this person has been leaking her calls. We know she thrives on the idea of control, and not being able to control this person has to be pissing her off if they're not in on it together.

 

[Law]

she sees he has the shotgun and instead of intervening, she's pauses at this angle secretly hoping she would get to record his suicide. i feel sick.

She's gonna use a picture for the unofficial release of her album, Dawn of the Black Bogs, then put part of his brain in a stew and eat it, then make necklaces out of his skull fragments and give them to musicians she deems worthy.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Destroying one of his guitars, for what reason I can't remember.

He didn't like Sprite Tropcial Remix.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

It's not even about that. It's about the ammo

Any load will have an extremely tight pattern at "a few feet". Again, an awful lot of people are under the impression that shotguns are some kind of wild spray hose straight from the barrel, when you don't actually see that for yards or tens of yards.