Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

That’s an idea. But you might also get a female case manager on the phone calling the boy. If a of age female calls the boy when the hag is there it’s certainly game over.

It's lost in the NAL Lore, but she's got weak wrists. Bitch couldn't even fight a lamp for being cute. I think Josh is safe from her physically, and getting a female case manager would only help, because NAL hates other women.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Literally crying in chat and getting so mad he was saying he wanted to beat his wife and kids all over someone not sending josh rotgut vodka.

Made me laugh thinking of Cobes trying to pronounce the name of some rare aged Scotch before mixing it with green GFuel.

 

[3deadniggers]

Fuck it, if that bitch actually ends up in Casper again I am going to make a full report to Wyoming Dept of Family Services. Josh is literally on disability so he may be protected by this.

From the site:
"The program serves vulnerable adults which means any person 18 years of age or older who is unable to manage and take care of himself or his property without assistance as a result of advanced age or physical or mental disability."

Josh can't live alone without government assistance. There is literal video evidence of a mentally disabled man being abused by that bog cunt. I AM SICK OF IT.

Josh doesn't count as a vulnerable adult. He's capable of living on his own and taking care of himself. Protective services can't step in and do anything about the situation. As long as Cobra opens the door and lets her in, he's responsible for what happens. It's not until the police are called over violence that anything can be done by outside parties.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Josh doesn't count as a vulnerable adult. He's capable of living on his own and taking care of himself. Protective services can't step in and do anything about the situation. As long as Cobra opens the door and lets her in, he's responsible for what happens. It's not until the police are called over violence that anything can be done by outside parties.

That's not really true, if clint died and wasn't able to literally do everything for josh except wipe his ass and feed and clothe him, Josh would quickly become homeless. I don't think you understand how little josh is actually in control of. Clint takes care of literally everything even things clint doesn't directly manage josh doesn't do himself like buying his groceries etc.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Ah the fish and cheese nachos he microwaved and then let sit on the counter for hours before consuming. Absolutely exquisite I hope he let them sit out for the most authentic experience.

Unfortunately he only let it cool off like a normal person, it did not sit out for hours.
He did, however, pour sardine juice all over it.

 

[Mushroom King]

I suppose there's also a chance methica could try to actually kill him if he gets with another woman though, judging by how she reacted to him jerking off that one time

This is my main concern. When people like NAL get entrenched on a topic like Who is Val Kilmer Jawshy? And they spiral into a multi-day screaming argument fueled by alcohol, I imagine NAL sitting in his shower with his toilet running nonstop going WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO; when people get into psychosis like this, they're not inhabiting reality and in the heat of the moment, being there's a double barrel shotgun with a hair trigger just sitting unsecured in an apartment.. It's a recipe for disaster.



This is just me being hyperbolic, but that being said, it's not a zero sum chance. She might strap him to the dog chair!

 

[a bar of tactical soap]

I think we're using Oinkers because it's the relevant name linked to his latest appearances but if we're brainstorming names, I'd like to respectfully submit the alternate "Payfaggot Chris" for consideration.

My vote would be for "The Beast".

Lord of The Flies is goth as fuck TWU.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Josh doesn't count as a vulnerable adult. He's capable of living on his own and taking care of himself. Protective services can't step in and do anything about the situation.

This could be true. Getting SSI just means you aren’t able to work a full-time (40hr per week on a continuous basis) schedule. Has nothing to do with being legally incompetent.

Although, if someone did call protective services, it would take them some investigation to figure out whether he met certain definitions. The case manager/intake line representative probably has a checklist, and being on SSI for mental defects is probably enough to pass an initial screening. Bonus points if Clint is his payee.

Not saying it would result in anything, but it’s an interesting idea. Even if they were interested, who knows how busy they are and if they’d even get a to the Boys case before he was axe murdered. Worst case Ontario seems to be that they tell you to kick rocks.

 

[ibeatmywife]

This could be true. Getting SSI just means you aren’t able to work a full-time (40hr per week on a continuous basis) schedule. Has nothing to do with being legally incompetent.

Although, if someone did call protective services, it would take them some investigation to figure out whether he met certain definitions. The case manager/intake line representative probably has a checklist, and being on SSI for mental defects is probably enough to pass an initial screening. Bonus points if Clint is his payee.

Not saying it would result in anything, but it’s an interesting idea. Even if they were interested, who knows how busy they are and if they’d even get a to the Boys case before he was axe murdered. Worst case Ontario seems to be that they tell you to kick rocks.

SSI is for the elderly, Josh is on SSDI. You have to have a clinical diagnosis to receive SSDI (Disability Income) Combine that with the fact that clint literally does everything for him so he can boast about how he's a big boy with his own place is enough to convince me he is only capable of living "on his own" do to copious amounts of outside assistance which would qualify him as a vulnerable adult.

 

[squirrely dan]

In about 3 hours and 15 minutes you can watch a regular person try out Cobra's "Dank Nachos"
This guy has also done multiple Cooking with Jack recipes, including Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Watching a regular dude consume something only people with Goth Clocktower Dream Mansions can consume safely made my stomach ache. Absolutely disgusting. Loved every second of it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That's not really true, if clint died and wasn't able to literally do everything for josh except wipe his ass and feed and clothe him, Josh would quickly become homeless. I don't think you understand how little josh is actually in control of. Clint takes care of literally everything even things clint doesn't directly manage josh doesn't do himself like buying his groceries etc.

As much as I hate to agree with that faggot @Shiverpeaks , Cobes wouldn’t fall under their protection. Sure, he really is super fucked up and retarded but he’s been living alone for like a decade now. It’s the same reason Clint can’t force him to do shit like go to the endless loop of a group home. Clint is doing him a disservice by trying to have him be ‘independent’ in name only as he buys groceries and handles any real world problems.

No angry emails or stern phone calls with police or retard protective services will prevent NAL from wafting that Wendy’s Clam Burger in person — unless Cobes or Clint gets actual paper to stop it.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

SSI is for the elderly, Josh is on SSDI. You have to have a clinical diagnosis to receive SSDI (Disability Income) Combine that with the fact that clint literally does everything for him so he can boast about how he's a big boy with his own place is enough to convince me he is only capable of living "on his own" do to copious amounts of outside assistance which would qualify him as a vulnerable adult.

I think you’re falling for a few common misconceptions, just want to correct for future readers.

I believe you’re mixing up Medicare (health insurance for old people a.k.a “care” for the elderly) with (SSI) Supplemental Security Income.

SSI benefits are disability benefits for people that are not insured through work credits. That chunk the feds take out of your check every week is comparable to you paying for disability insurance. You pay in to get coverage for X amount of time. If you are disabled, but you don't work/haven’t worked in a while, you will not be eligible for SSDI and will have to apply for SSI.

The substance of medical requirements for SSI and SSDI are identical, so much so that most regulations implicate both at the same time or have duplicative entries in the federal register. You need severe impairments (clinical diagnosis that impacts your ability to work) for both programs. The programs only differ in the procedural aspects, really.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I've actually been really interested in why people hate cobes so bad

I don't like the way he treats his animals for obvious reasons, but it's something that Boglim's razor can easily explain.

The BOY genuinely thinks he's doing Puff a favour when he hotboxes him and he's powerless to resist.

It's the same with his sexually aggressive behaviour. He's a legit retard and if he was rough enough to tear a consenting, of-age, alive, cisgendered, non-related female hole, like NAL's, he would be in a shallow grave.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I think you’re falling for a few common misconceptions, just want to correct for future readers.

I believe you’re mixing up Medicare (health insurance for old people a.k.a “care” for the elderly) with (SSI) Supplemental Security Income.

SSI benefits are disability benefits for people that are not insured through work credits. That chunk the feds take out of your check every week is comparable to you paying for disability insurance. You pay in to get coverage for X amount of time. If you are disabled, but you don't work/haven’t worked in a while, you will not be eligible for SSDI and will have to apply for SSI.

The substance of medical requirements for SSI and SSDI are identical, so much so that most regulations implicate both at the same time or have duplicative entries in the federal register. You need severe impairments (clinical diagnosis that impacts your ability to work) for both programs. The programs only differ in the procedural aspects, really.

Yea I'm not disagreeing with any of that but my point is there is a distinct difference between SSI and SSDI in that people who have had a diagnosis since being a child fall under SSDI. It's all disability income but there are different forms of being disabled, someone who is able to work but was disabled on the job isn't the same as cobes who was born with varying mental defects and illness. Anyways my comments were mainly to illustrate that cobes is by no means independent. He really can only do the most basic things for himself or on his own. Clint is a vital factor to his ability to live on his own not his own capabilities.

 

[3deadniggers]

Yea I'm not disagreeing with any of that but my point is there is a distinct difference between SSI and SSDI in that people who have had a diagnosis since being a child fall under SSDI. It's all disability income but there are different forms of being disabled, someone who is able to work but was disabled on the job isn't the same as cobes who was born with varying mental defects and illness. Anyways my comments were mainly to illustrate that cobes is by no means independent. He really can only do the most basic things for himself or on his own. Clint is a vital factor to his ability to live on his own not his own capabilities.

In terms of "the system" Josh is fully functional and able to live on his own. He has a support network to keep him out of trouble and he's been living alone without major issue for many years. He's not considered vulnerable and having a bad relationship and a drinking problem isn't enough to cross the line.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

but maybe now is the time to involve himself.

i swear this place keeps getting gayer by the year

 

[ibeatmywife]

In terms of "the system" Josh is fully functional and able to live on his own. He has a support network to keep him out of trouble and he's been living alone without major issue for many years. He's not considered vulnerable and having a bad relationship and a drinking problem isn't enough to cross the line.

This is the last comment I'm going to make about this because at this point I feel like it's shitting up the thread but according to the quote taken from the website it's someone who is incapable of managing themselves or their property without assistance. That is josh. He is clinically diagnosed and is incapable of taking care of himself or his living situation without outside assistance.

 

[Fortyone]

I've actually been really interested in why people hate cobes so bad

They hate how much he's declined since the original documentary and how adversarial he is now basically. He doesn't socialize or get out of the apartment ever and he just sits there drunk ranting about Terrance Pop and other incel shit.

Things that got him famous:
-his adventures in casper on camera
-his job stories
-his friends
-his pursuit and miraculous success with women
-his belief in magic and weird occult shit
-his weird obsession with smoking snipes and other weird tobacco stuff
-his openness and willingness to talk about strange shit he does

But he does none of that anymore. Food hacks are slightly more recent content and that's about all he has now, he's now scared to talk openly about his life too much, shares as little as possible, he has no real friends, he never leaves his dwelling unless its to buy drugs and liquor, he hasn't worked in several years now, he never expresses himself or performs magic now, etc. so as a result most people lost faith in him and his more positive viewers moved on. Alot of the people who kept watching his content do so because they have a sadistic and cynical interest in watching a depressed alcoholic autist rot away in solitude. people like lenin lime and bitesize quitting is a good example of his old fans giving up on him imo, and then you're left with sadistic obese psychopaths like music biz marty, zoom, or that alog who pays for Jessica's trips that genuinely want to see people suffer and maybe go as far as suicide.

 

[ibeatmywife]

They hate how much he's declined since the original documentary and how adversarial he is now basically. He doesn't socialize or get out of the apartment ever and he just sits there drunk ranting about Terrance Pop and other incel shit.

Things that got him famous:
-his adventures in casper on camera
-his job stories
-his friends
-his pursuit and miraculous success with women
-his belief in magic and weird occult shit
-his weird obsession with smoking snipes and other weird tobacco stuff
-his openness and willingness to talk about strange shit he does

But he does none of that anymore. Food hacks are slightly more recent content and that's about all he has now, he's now scared to talk openly about his life too much, shares as little as possible, he has no real friends, he never leaves his dwelling unless its to buy drugs and liquor, he hasn't worked in several years now, he never expresses himself or performs magic now, etc. so as a result most people lost faith in him and his more positive viewers moved on. Alot of the people who kept watching his content do so because they have a sadistic and cynical interest in watching a depressed alcoholic autist rot away in solitude. people like lenin lime and bitesize quitting is a good example of his old fans giving up on him imo, and then you're left with sadistic obese psychopaths like music biz marty, zoom, or that alog who pays for Jessica's trips that genuinely want to see people suffer and maybe go as far as suicide.

I feel like bad trolls and alogs ruined alot of it. I only been watching him for about 4 years or so now and it seems he didn't care much when the trolling was mostly light hearted and stuff like glitterbombs and surstromming. Now that he's been banned from everywhere and trolls will instantly alog him if he goes out what's the point. I really don't understand how people see him getting harassed by so many people and want to join in. Even sadder that dude doesn't change his number because all those people texting him is the closest thing he has to real friends.

 

[Burd Turglar]

i swear this place keeps getting gayer by the year

It's always been gay, it's a gossip forum.