Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[1700somewhere]

he admitted he spent a bunch of money on chaturbate coins, and plans to spend more on chocolate beer & tobacco whenever more paypal cash clears. Beverley is NEVER getting that wand hehe yesss

 

[Ponzo]

he admitted he spent a bunch of money on chaturbate coins, and plans to spend more on chocolate beer & tobacco whenever more paypal cash clears. Beverley is NEVER getting that wand hehe yesss

No way in hell this was the only time he bought chaturbate coins. I would bet he blows a big chunk of his money on there

 

[ASeabear8952]

I guess he was on the drunken peasants podcast last night.

Looks like he was in chat.

 

[Hennimore]

The boy was in full cope mode in this video. He just mentioned earlier this week that he bought 100 coins so this recent one wasn't the first time.

Also I like how he is holding the wand hostage. "As soon as I get my Google money I'll carve and paint the wand." Was the $500 they payed for it not enough? Odds are he will blow the Google money on booze and still not make the wand. Even if he does he will for sure hold it hostage again by saying he needs money to ship it. People buying the wands get what they deserve though, if you think you're gonna get it in a timely manner you haven't been paying attention.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Ah yes, another reference to the famous KingCobraJFS "Sharp memory", renowned since that time the cops showed up, asked him "do you know what day it is?" only for Josh to reply "Like, Wednesday or Thursday?"(It was in fact Friday)

 

[Halloween23]

So hypothetically, if Cobes got a restraining order on the witch but then let her in his trailer anyways because she had booze, would the cops still enforce it when they inevitably had a blow up fight?

 

[ibeatmywife]

So hypothetically, if Cobes got a restraining order on the witch but then let her in his trailer anyways because she had booze, would the cops still enforce it when they inevitably had a blow up fight?

Edit: I am a retard and it seems cobes has reasonable protections against her. As long as he isn't reaching out to her I think he is OK. Even if he ends up violating it he won't get in trouble. https://www.leversonbudke.com/what-happens-if-the-victim-violates-the-order-for-protection

 

[Rotogravure]

I guess he was on the drunken peasants podcast last night.
0:35 cobes is out of tobacco TMDNWU toobz
1:00 Ranting about how NaL isn't as good at manipulation as she thinks
1:50 Gender relations
2:15 calls NaL a dumb cunt (lol)
3:45 He spent some of his superchayt money on chaturbate coins
5:30 Puff defense
6:30 Calls NaL a stalker for wanting to come to Casper again
7:30 Jessica is a nobody living with mommie and daddy. We can't all have our own Clint-funded trailer toobz
8:20 Complains about Jessica talking during Tombstone again
10:00 Going to work on his music and a wand. Needs money to take a cab to the post office to mail the wand.
11:40 Cobes only speaks the truth to defend himself
12:45 Cobes says he called the cops on NaL
15:10 "I'm a high functioning alcoholic"
17:00 Flexes his subscriber count (silver play button when toobz?)
18:40 Fuck serial killers, they're not cool
19:50 Picks up cobra plushie
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You missed 13:16 when he says "Like she wants to get mad at Aaron for announcing to.... some random dude at the gas station about what happened with the... titty sucking incident... but here she is telling the whole god damned internet about it that's what i mean dude she's fucking delusional and stupid.... Cuz I can tell you exactly what the fuck happened. But I'm not gonna because that's a private issue and I do not discuss private issues like that on fucking YouTube. But the way she was going about it. I can tell you right now from my *sharp* *memory* that she's full of shit."

Which, this doesn't tell me anything. She's full of shit but Aaron clearly must have said something to someone at a gas station that ... I don't know? Lotsa blanks.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

surly it's retarded. not every bar of soap should get ending c. also who is finishing off a dead guys bar of soap?

It's obvious doodt. The abandoned soap is trapped floating between worlds. Ever slip over for seemingly no reason or drop something you thought you had a good hold of? Trapped soap.

The quality of this thread is really going downhill.

Told ya, trapped soap.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

No way in hell this was the only time he bought chaturbate coins. I would bet he blows a big chunk of his money on there
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well, at least he's not blowing it all on booze. good job, pay piggies.

Looks like he was in chat.

I always wish this guy would go away. he's the one who brought cobra into the world of "alt-right" youtubers and conspiracy theories. christ, a father shouldn't be in the cobraverse.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

You missed 13:16 when he says "Like she wants to get mad at Aaron for announcing to.... some random dude at the gas station about what happened with the... titty sucking incident... but here she is telling the whole god damned internet about it that's what i mean dude she's fucking delusional and stupid.... Cuz I can tell you exactly what the fuck happened. But I'm not gonna because that's a private issue and I do not discuss private issues like that on fucking YouTube. But the way she was going about it. I can tell you right now from my *sharp* *memory* that she's full of shit."

Which, this doesn't tell me anything. She's full of shit but Aaron clearly must have said something to someone at a gas station that ... I don't know? Lotsa blanks.

Oh Gad, I though she was making shit up about her Josh and Aaron sucking on ripples and shit. I think I'm going to throw up.

 

[Rotogravure]

Oh Gad, I though she was making shit up about her Josh and Aaron sucking on ripples and shit. I think I'm going to throw up.

She still *could* be. Him saying she's full of shit and he "could tell us what really happened" might be something as ridiculous as Aaron makes a snide offhand comment to a gas station patron, who perhaps said something rude and sexual to the three of them. NAL runs with it. I don't know. It might be optimistic, but it's really hard to determine TWU with parties of varying sanity involved.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Oh Gad, I though she was making shit up about her Josh and Aaron sucking on ripples and shit. I think I'm going to throw up.

Hopefully she was pregnant and they got 2 smokes out of it.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

him hitting a pen is just so funny.

 

[3deadniggers]

I guess he was on the drunken peasants podcast last night.
0:35 cobes is out of tobacco TMDNWU toobz
1:00 Ranting about how NaL isn't as good at manipulation as she thinks
1:50 Gender relations
2:15 calls NaL a dumb cunt (lol)
3:45 He spent some of his superchayt money on chaturbate coins
5:30 Puff defense
6:30 Calls NaL a stalker for wanting to come to Casper again
7:30 Jessica is a nobody living with mommie and daddy. We can't all have our own Clint-funded trailer toobz
8:20 Complains about Jessica talking during Tombstone again
10:00 Going to work on his music and a wand. Needs money to take a cab to the post office to mail the wand.
11:40 Cobes only speaks the truth to defend himself
12:45 Cobes says he called the cops on NaL
15:10 "I'm a high functioning alcoholic"
17:00 Flexes his subscriber count (silver play button when toobz?)
18:40 Fuck serial killers, they're not cool
19:50 Picks up cobra plushie
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Peak Cobe. She'll turn up with another bottle of booze and he'll have his wand in her bog guts.

 

[JanitorJoe]

She still *could* be. Him saying she's full of shit and he "could tell us what really happened" might be something as ridiculous as Aaron makes a snide offhand comment to a gas station patron, who perhaps said something rude and sexual to the three of them. NAL runs with it. I don't know. It might be optimistic, but it's really hard to determine TWU with parties of varying sanity involved.

idk the way he states that there WAS a "titty sucking incident" seems like it was a thing that occurred but jessica may be adding details to it to make josh seem gayer, i think she was implying that aaron and josh touched each other lol maybe the truth is that they both stuck to their respective left and right saggers.

 

[Hennimore]

idk the way he states that there WAS a "titty sucking incident" seems like it was a thing that occurred but jessica may be adding details to it to make josh seem gayer, i think she was implying that aaron and josh touched each other lol maybe the truth is that they both stuck to their respective left and right saggers.

To be fair she wouldn't be the first person to insinuate Josh fools around with guys in private. Warlord also insinuated it when he was drunk and they were both talking to Krystal on Discord. It was something to the effect of "I'm horny and hungry. You couldn't satisfy the first one because you couldn't get it up." to which Josh got flustered saying "I'M NOT GAY DOODT."

 

[Mushroom King]

Behold, Our King in all of his glory. I hope you all enjoy this.

Cobra ASMR - You get eight uncut minutes of ASMR per twenty minute video.

Work is slow so I made this. I was going to add quiet music but I think this has soul.

You can see the emotions wash over him in rapid succession, it's a Cobroller Coaster of feelings.

After arriving home hours later and using headphones, I only just now realized how much farting is in this, I was using visual cues mostly. I truly thought it was the sound of wood budging.

 

[Duck Duck No]

"Thanks for the donations, I spent it on Chaturbate coins."
Never change, Cobes.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I’m glad that in his final days, Jim finally discovered our favorite Boglim.

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A circle of protection upon my boi Jim. Be cleaned of cancer and give it to Jessica Boyle. So mote it be in the witches' circle.
eta: late and gay probably, catching up.

Isn't Bitesized TheGreaseWizard? That fucker got me into Cyraxx, and changed my life...

No, they're two different people. They just sound very similar