Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'd like to go back in time to the moment before I read this.
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Youtube Celery said:
I'd like to go back in time to moment before I typed it out, but I digress.
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If I may add fuel to the fire, I do not understand how, in the second picture, her belly is clearly facing forward, but her tit is at a 90º angle off to the side. Make it make sense Toobz
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
If I may add fuel to the fire, I do not understand how, in the second picture, her belly is clearly facing forward, but her tit is at a 90º angle off to the side. Make it make sense Toobz
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Oh god dammit it doesn’t really make any sense. She’s got big floppy tits and one fell to the side? Ugh I hate this thread right now lol. I can’t figure it out.

How does someone who hasn’t ever had a kid have a body that looks like she’s a mom of 6 who exclusively breastfed?
 
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Goatchoker said:
Oh god dammit it doesn’t really make any sense. She’s got big floppy tits and one fell to the side? Ugh I hate this thread right now lol. I can’t figure it out.

How does someone who hasn’t ever had a kid have a body that looks like she’s a mom of 6 who exclusively breastfed?
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By losing weight fast with her enlarged thyroid, and wearing nipple suckers in the pics. She's wearing clear, plastic nipple suckers to enlarge them.
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
Nah man... some women are ugly and deserve love, but some women are just busted goods. NAL looks like a potato bag that fell off a freight train. I think scat porn would be a healthier alternative for you.

I don't mind butterfaces, and I don't mind some chubby/fat girls, they can be hot. But fucking Jessica has the most unflattering body I've ever seen. She looks like she has had a C-section. That is the nastiest gunt one could ever imagine, it's like she got fat while wearing the tightest bikini bottom she could find. You should not be able to see the panties' line with that much definition. I feel sorry for Cobra. No man should ever feel THIS desperate.

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Halloween was supposed to be 4 weeks from now toobz this level of horror isn’t right
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