Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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God, look at all those fucking story posts. Bitch never shuts the fuck up, and it makes me irrationally angry.
I don't know how her parents haven't murdered her yet. That household must be hell on earth and they must be equally as deranged. I couldn't imagine having a water demon living in the cracks and crevices of my house constantly squawking 24/7, pissing in boxes, and playing terrible music non-stop as she screams into a cellphone. It's like a horror movie.
 
The copes in this one are insane. “None of my ex-crush’s are bad enough to ride this” what is an “ex-crush” you lunatic.

Also puzzled and depressed that his banana-chocolate-peanut-butter mead “tastes like lemons”. Any mead makers want to weigh in how life gave him lemons?
His peanuts went sour he don't wanna live no more
 
The copes in this one are insane. “None of my ex-crush’s are bad enough to ride this” what is an “ex-crush” you lunatic.

Also puzzled and depressed that his banana-chocolate-peanut-butter mead “tastes like lemons”. Any mead makers want to weigh in how life gave him lemons?
He's such a fucking incel that he considers crushes, relationships. Just because you've met someone a few times and had feeling for them, doesn't make that a relationship. Fucking Bogtard.

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I don't know how her parents haven't murdered her yet. That household must be hell on earth and they must be equally as deranged. I couldn't imagine having a water demon living in the cracks and crevices of my house constantly squawking 24/7, pissing in boxes, and playing terrible music non-stop as she screams into a cellphone. It's like a horror movie.
Imagine you have a child, you love and nurture this child, you try to do right by it and you try to rear a normal, functional human being who can fit in with society. Then suddenly one day, lightning strikes and your kid, who was always a bit of a weird kid and never really fit in with their peers, has changed completely. Snarling and raging over nothing, threatening to do harm on you or self-harm. Maybe they start self-medicating with alcohol or drugs. You try to get them professional help but you can't help someone who doesn't see the issue with their behaviour, in fact they see YOU as the one needing help.

I don't feel anything but pity and empathy towards Jessica Boyles parents or even her entire family. Mental illnesses come in many shapes and sizes, some can be helped and others are treatment resistant. Mental illness sucks the energy and will to live out of everyone, both the sufferer but also their family and friends. We don't know what has or hasn't been attempted in terms of treatment and we don't know if the family has tried to remove themselves from Jessica's life. For their sakes I hope they can cut ties with her.
 
I hate seeing him already starting to defend NAL again after the terrible shit she has done and said about him. Give him a few more months of the dry spell and he will let her right back in if she somehow gets back to Casper.
Cunt got him kicked out, yet he STILL defends this bitch. Bogfuck is doing it to himself. Don't feel bad, he did it to himself.
 
Why the fuck are some of you angry at Cobes?
He let swamp thing back in, attempted to conceal it. Some people may view this as a betrayal, they may be angry at this deception, some people may be disappointed in him and angry for allowing her back in on principle. Personally I think it's wonderful content. The video from the Tombstone Fight is dark comedy at it's rawest. It reminds me of Proverbs 26:11.
 
Also puzzled and depressed that his banana-chocolate-peanut-butter mead “tastes like lemons”. Any mead makers want to weigh in how life gave him lemons?
I'm far more a fermented vegetable maker and composter than brewer but similar principles apply.

The most likely series of events is the "mead" was loaded so full of fats and complex sugars with low water and oxygen the yeast was immediately outcompeted by anerobic bacteria producing lactic acid, and so began to sour and then rancidify, accelerated by the enormous variety of bacteria introduced from his hands as a result of poor hygiene during the preparation process.

He then attempted to "boost" the alcohol content by adding ethanol, which the acetic-acid bacteria began immediately breaking down to vinegar in order to produce a foul, rancid cup of what I can only describe as spoiled buttermilk and vinegar.
 
Imagine thinking leeching money for 60+ dollar Doordash orders and liquor from people isn't a waste on the system. Fucking almost as delusional as the BOY.
BOY the next words out of your mouth better be some serious fucking Mark Twain shit because I'm gonna chisel it onto your tombstone.

People who give him money are retarded but no more retarded than people who donate to random streamers, he is entertaining.
 
BOY the next words out of your mouth better be some serious fucking Mark Twain shit because I'm gonna chisel it onto your tombstone.
Why would anyone ever be jealous of Cobes' life on the public dole unless they're a major league loser themselves?

That's what this "drain on the system shit" is all about, jealousy. Like dude, I don't care if 1/1000th of the taxes withheld from my paycheck go to a dank food hack.

The home I earned through working my ass off is a hell of a lot better, more comfortable and nicer than some shitty single-wide NEET hovel in bumfuck Casper, Wyoming.
 
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