Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Racist Parrot]

Grammar error or freudian slip post-Jessica?

That bitch needs hit

 

[Slim Boglim]

He made a new shirt and I had actual tears, you simply can't write this.

This is what they tried to take from us.

Edit:

“No plastic. Nothin’ but cheese.”

Remember in the late 90’s when cans of tuna had a guarantee that there wasn’t fucking dolphin in it and it’s like the fact that it had to be called out on the can in the first place was less than reassuring? Totino’s pizza rolls are always doing weird collabs he should hit them up for a line of Bogrolls they can have a “no plastic” seal of quality as a guarantee

 

[Mushroom King]

I was just watching this randomly, little blast from the past.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I was just watching this randomly, little blast from the past.

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“Come hither and feast upon my excellence.” Really speaks for itself

Edit to avoid double posting:
If we’re revisiting classics This video lives rent free in my head. A long lost cobraism I wish he’d pick back up is smugly laughing a single weird laugh like “HEHRN!” It was always great. Whenever I drop sizable cash on something I always go “Like ‘woah there Mr. Big Spender’ HEHRN!” to my GF and she has no idea wtf I’m referencing

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Man, Cobes has been getting absolutely schwasted as of late. I'm starting to get a bit worried he'll get frostbite this winter as a result of a semi-permanent booze blanket.

Good luck, buddy, I just bought 666 of them... It was merely a digression.

FTFY

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Man, Cobes has been getting absolutely schwasted as of late. I'm starting to get a bit worried he'll get frostbite this winter as a result of a semi-permanent booze blanket.

FTFY

Legitimately it seems like he has graduated to another level of alcoholism since moving into the trailer, probably because of trauma from NAL and that he is just so bored now.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

Legitimately it seems like he has graduated to another level of alcoholism since moving into the trailer, probably because of trauma from NAL and that he is just so bored now.

He looks really swollen now as well. I noticed his arms the other day really looked like they were retaining fluid. Same with that picture Nal took of him at Walt and Angie's. Sitting there in his pajama bottom pants, probably the only ones that fit, with big ole thicc thighs and legs. I wonder if he has unregulated diabetes and it's wrecking him along with the booze. His kidneys might be giving up the ghost. I'm not knowledgeable in medicne so I have no idea. I'm curious at how little exercise he gets. He's probably sitting down or sleeping like 20+ hours a day.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Separated at birth

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Did he get new Ozzy shades recently? Maybe it's the lighting in his trailer but they look different from the ones he wore at the Conquistadors.

Legitimately it seems like he has graduated to another level of alcoholism since moving into the trailer, probably because of trauma from NAL and that he is just so bored now.

He slips further into alcoholism with every eviction. People were saying he got way worse once south center street kicked him out but that pales in comparison to where his alcoholism is at these days.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

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You don't have to give alms to the poor, but it would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Did he get new Ozzy shades recently? Maybe it's the lighting in his trailer but they look different from the ones he wore at the Conquistadors.

Those definitely seem like new Ozzy glasses. I think that the lenses are way too different to be caused by lighting differences, and the armature in between the lenses (the part above the nose) seems much more rounded in his new specs.

Also, thanks for reminding me of that video, I wish Bic Clips was still around.
The headphones and beer-spraying era was so fucking funny. I hope someone sends him new PS4 headphones so he can rock out with those, it'd be even funnier if it was an old Xbox 360 headset.
Shake it for Ozzy MAAAAAAN *dies*

EDIT: One of my all time favourites

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Legitimately it seems like he has graduated to another level of alcoholism

He has, in the last 2 years he has graduated to drinking more hard liquor and higher proof. Since alogs/buddy trolls have started sending him everclear and handles of vodka he has gotten worse. Previously Cobra would drink pussy drinks, beer and soda, or a few shots of whisky watered down by a few liters of bog juice. Then he started making mead and realized he sucks at it, but to save face for the camera he started mixing in grain alcohol and the jugs of vodka trolls sent. Not to mention people constantly send him edibles and THC infused drinks and god knows what else to get him high.

But it's very apparent, since he started receiving large deliveries of enough vodka to fill a pool, bacardi 151, and 190 proof grain alcohol, he has gotten worse. Although I will admit, I do love when he takes the edibles and THC drinks though, everyone thinks he's pilled up as he moves and talks in sloowwwwwwwww mottttttiooooooonnnnn duuuuuuuddddeeeeee. He actually resembles a decrepit ozzy when he's blasted like that.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He has, in the last 2 years he has graduated to drinking more hard liquor and higher proof. Since alogs/buddy trolls have started sending him everclear and handles of vodka he has gotten worse. Previously Cobra would drink pussy drinks, beer and soda, or a few shots of whisky watered down by a few liters of bog juice. Then he started making mead and realized he sucks at it, but to save face for the camera he started mixing in grain alcohol and the jugs of vodka trolls sent. Not to mention people constantly send him edibles and THC infused drinks and god knows what else to get him high.

But it's very apparent, since he started receiving large deliveries of enough vodka to fill a pool, bacardi 151, and 190 proof grain alcohol, he has gotten worse. Although I will admit, I do love when he takes the edibles and THC drinks though, everyone thinks he's pilled up as he moves and talks in sloowwwwwwwww mottttttiooooooonnnnn duuuuuuuddddeeeeee. He actually resembles a decrepit ozzy when he's blasted like that.

I knew it must be something other than alcohol that got him super fucked like that lately he seems the same as when everyone thought nal was drugging him the BOY is just getting high af off edibles lmao

It really does make perfect sense though because he tends to have extreme munchies in those videos

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

getting high af off edibles

The best was when someone sent him a huge supply of them and delta 9 drinks around Christmas a couple years ago. He was like a zombie and it took him almost a week to make pork ribs, which he proceeded to turn into charcoal and didn't eat them. He was spilling shit all over the place and could barely talk. Every time he gets high on it people think he's pilled up. I understand why, because he acts abnormal, but what they don't understand is Cobra is a fucking retard. He will consume like 10x the dose because "he doesn't feel anything", and then suddenly he's in outer space.

 

[ibeatmywife]

The best was when someone sent him a huge supply of them and delta 9 drinks around Christmas a couple years ago. He was like a zombie and it took him almost a week to make pork ribs, which he proceeded to turn into charcoal and didn't eat them. He was spilling shit all over the place and could barely talk. Every time he gets high on it people think he's pilled up. I understand why, because he acts abnormal, but what they don't understand is Cobra is a fucking retard. He will consume like 10x the dose because "he doesn't feel anything", and then suddenly he's in outer space.

Honestly good for him thats way better than doing duster or anything else really hopefully it helps him drink less

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Those definitely seem like new Ozzy glasses. I think that the lenses are way too different to be caused by lighting differences, and the armature in between the lenses (the part above the nose) seems much more rounded in his new specs.

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Also, thanks for reminding me of that video, I wish Bic Clips was still around.
The headphones and beer-spraying era was so fucking funny. I hope someone sends him new PS4 headphones so he can rock out with those, it'd be even funnier if it was an old Xbox 360 headset.
Shake it for Ozzy MAAAAAAN *dies*

EDIT: One of my all time favourites

"And then the queen died so I continued drinking to celebrate her legacy"

The outdoor smoke break video era was comfy too. We got moments like the time his neighbor called him "Harry".

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Honestly good for him thats way better than doing duster or anything else really hopefully it helps him drink less

Well assuming they're real edibles and not untested chinese poison

 

[Frog Man]

Yeah man I hate it when a bitch can read.

The thing that freaks me out the most about NAL is her unholy stamina. I keep expecting her to tire herself out, but nope. She just keeps going. Like can you imagine screaming and flopping around like that for hours?

I am now confused. Are NAL and Jessica methica the same being? I dipped on the thread and im catching up.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Since when has the boy been listening to Hammerfall? I think the last live stream was the first time I've heard him mentioning them.
Good to see his music taste evolve somewhat. Even if it's to gay power metal.