Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Youtube Celery]

This must be what it feels like to make somebody watch the Ring video tape so the curse passes onto them and you don’t die on the seventh day

Edit to avoid double post:
He is fucking LIT. Best food review yet. I won’t spoil it

Immediately you could tell he was smashed. Shame he won't fucking stream as much anymore and all we get now is flashes of his multi hour long booze sessions. I want to see him go live and punch that parrot into the stratosphere for acting cute.

He's also looking more and more like that vampire from the start of Blade 2, the one that Blade tortures with a motorcycle.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

During the stream where he is sent the first all veggie saucewhich he gets a bunch of it on the floor and says and I quote "that tends to happen when you talk about Amouranth, you get a little load on the floor".

I like how he phrases it as if it's a relatable, "guys bein' dudes" blue collar everyman kinda thing—like he's running for office and is scraping the bottom of the barrel (or the carpet, in this case) for things to say in front of a crowd.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"That Snackage.....is fucking Dankage."

I'd rather smoke Dankange then eat Snackage.

 

[Exist0]

heres a lil something i cooked up for the Cobros. 3 minute burst

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

here i am just watching a highly regarded person eating cheese flavored crackers with his back molars.

10/10 gothic badboy content

 

[biggacracka]

TWU

Drinking stream incoming in honor of him

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

There's no person in the world who just blows loads on their carpet and leaves crusty patches all over it.

It's crazy that it's always carpet too and not hardwood (lmao) or linoleum. Hopefully the clock tower has no carpet.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Nobody actually recorded that as far as I’m aware,

It was 100% on reddit. Was shared a lot when they were projecting Cobes as the worst person in the world.

Since a lot of content was lost through the subreddit bans the uncensored clip may be gone unless someone uploaded it onto porn sites as a joke.

For our sakes and Cobras it's better if the uncensored clip is gone forever.

 

[Slim Boglim]

"That Snackage.....is fucking Dankage."

Instant classic. I sat through him drunkenly munching out expecting a simple “pretty good” or “that is tasty, YouTube.” And usual but no he delivers absolute gold.

I rediscovered one of my favorite live streams when he eats Taco Bell and passes out he’s completely blackout drunk. Everybody please watch the legendary “chomping vid”

 

[Stornoway]

Is there any reason that Cobes and Darfliny don't hang out anymore?

When Josh was living a the conquistador, Darf's house was just a 10 minute walk away. And he was there for some 3 years.

Why no more smelting with the dwarflord toobs?

 

[Umaibae]

Is there any reason that Cobes and Darfliny don't hang out anymore?

When Josh was living a the conquistador, Darf's house was just a 10 minute walk away. And he was there for some 3 years.

Why no more smelting with the dwarflord toobs?

iirc, Darf’s wife didn’t like them hanging out.

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

TWU

Fuck shootings dude, I'm pouring myself a drink for Jacky Lee, guitarist for Ozzy Osborne. I'm sick of it and these fucked off people ruining everything for everyone. Cheers to Jason Lee, YouTube, I'll drink to that.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

iirc, Darf’s wife didn’t like them hanging out.

What a bitch, no wonder darf only bangs for procreation

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Get a load of that expensive pizza, 'toobz.
Create-your-own-pizza at Pizza Hut, Large Hand-tossed Crust with Creamy Garlic Parma John Sauce, Extra Cheeeee-se, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Basil Pesto, Drizzle....Beef, Cumminized(caramalized?) Onions, Chicken, Sausage, Cut Pepperoni, Fresh Mushrooms, Garlic, Grape Tomatoes, Grilled Chicken, Italian Sausage, Onions, Pepperoni, Seasoned Pork, and Slow-Roasted Ham.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Get a load of that expensive pizza, 'toobz.
Create-your-own-pizza at Pizza Hut, Large Hand-tossed Crust with Creamy Garlic Parma John Sauce, Extra Cheeeee-se, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Basil Pesto, Drizzle....Beef, Cumminized(caramalized?) Onions, Chicken, Sausage, Cut Pepperoni, Fresh Mushrooms, Garlic, Grape Tomatoes, Grilled Chicken, Italian Sausage, Onions, Pepperoni, Seasoned Pork, and Slow-Roasted Ham.

“…gonna thanks the circle gods for their blessing”
Wtf are the circle gods? Lol

 

[fukkit]

TWU

This is how he will find out another band members name

 

[anliteralidiot]

New c

“…gonna thanks the circle gods for their blessing”
Wtf are the circle gods? Lol

circle obsession coming in nicely toobz

 

[bonified retard]

Is there any reason that Cobes and Darfliny don't hang out anymore?

When Josh was living a the conquistador, Darf's house was just a 10 minute walk away. And he was there for some 3 years.

Why no more smelting with the dwarflord toobs?

He still collects cobra's cans, and shows up in his live chat. I think he just works alot.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Wtf are the circle gods?

He's regressing. He used to be obsessed with circles back in the day. It was like the cobragram to him. His first ever cooking video was circle stew if I recall correctly.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Is there any reason that Cobes and Darfliny don't hang out anymore?

When Josh was living a the conquistador, Darf's house was just a 10 minute walk away. And he was there for some 3 years.

Why no more smelting with the dwarflord toobs?

Darf is a busy guy. Couldn’t find the time between screaming at infants and tonguing the ass of any authority figure he could find