Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Jaaaawshie I dyed my hair your favorite color. Better let me in, BOY!"

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

plus you can't do anything nicotine related on a plane.

Actually stalker child, you can use non-tobacco nicotine pouches such as Zyn on an airliner. So you are in fact... wrong. Enjoy nicotine withdrawals at 30,000 feet stalker child.

 

[Law]

Those kinds of people don’t blow ropes in their sisters panties.

Dear Transwomen,
KingCobraJFS is better than you.

 

[Youtube Celery]

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"Jaaaawshie I dyed my hair your favorite color. Better let me in, BOY!"

Skid mark coming in nicely toobz.

 

[Giant Machine]

Why did Josh name his lizard Puff?

It's not a very metal, goth, satanic name

It's from an old hippie song
The least goth thing that exists

"puff puff give nigga"

knowing these people and the original owner it is most definitely a weed reference.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Skid mark coming in nicely toobz.

Jessica Boyle is a human skidmark.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jessica Boyle is a human skidmark.

Jessica Boyle is a human goiter, and her goiter is a hero

 

[biggacracka]

I don't think Cobes is a sicko BUUUUUT he shares the same phenotype as the gook who made Made in Abyss

 

[anliteralidiot]

I don't think Cobes is a sicko BUUUUUT he shares the same phenotype as the gook who made Made in Abyss
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They've both got Autism Face

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

I feel like Cobes would be treated like a retarded little kid on a plane. He’d have a sign around his neck with his name and who needs to pick him up. The flight attendant would comment on how cool his cow bell is and call him a special little man. He’d get on with the elderly and disabled, shuffling onto the plane — probably nearly falling over more than once.

I really feel for whoever had to sit next to him. His phone background being a big titty goth chick in the nude. You know he’d talk loud and made his weird videos with the hand gestures like he’s a 90s rapper. Vanish to bathroom to jack it, then being amazed at the toilet.

Cobes Plane Adventure would have its charms

Snake's on a Plane.

 

[biggacracka]

Snake's on a Plane.

"I've had it with these motherfucking troles on this motherfucking plane. IT'S PISSING ME OFFFFFFF!"

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

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"Jaaaawshie I dyed my hair your favorite color. Better let me in, BOY!"

If I had a nickel for every retard I've seen who painted their scalp green after a breakdown, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird how that's happened twice.
This was from the post puff pout party.

 

[Drama Fan]

someplace without internet and troles

New bomb hack is coming together nicely, NYT. Fuck sickos and industrial society- TMDNWU

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The NALpocalypse is truly the hardest thought loop to break, youtoob. I hope this time Josh makes the right decision and refuses to let her in.

 

[Hard R]

boy has been real quiet since she announced her return. i feel like we're owed a video responce

 

[Slim Boglim]

It’s still wild to me that Cobies actually ended his dry spell, had a girlfriend, and not just that HE is the one rejecting HER and coming out of the whole thing looking like the reasonable one, all things considered. If somebody told me a year or two ago even half the shit that unfolded this year I’d autistic/dumb react their post and tell them to keep their shitty fanfic to the subreddit

 

[Bixby Snyder]

If somebody told me a year or two ago even half the shit that unfolded this year I’d autistic/dumb react their post and tell them to keep their shitty fanfic to the subreddit

I gotta agree on face value that I don’t think anyone thought a filthy, unemployed, dying, alcoholic mentally disabled man was going to be banging any chick.

But I bet everyone here can think of that one deadbeat relative/neighbor/friend who never has had a job but has like 5 bastard kids with multiple snaggle tooth whores.

Cobes would be that guy if he never streamed on YouTube

 

[Alyxis]

A new type of Cobra video for us to enjoy. Volume warning. Mac n' cheese? Yes, please! Not a sponsor.

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It might very well save his life as well.

I am fucking dying at work trying to stifle laughter at this. Perfectly executed

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

he was jacking it even when he had pussy there.

To be fair I would rather jerk off than fuck NAL too.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

The NALpocalypse is truly the hardest thought loop to break, youtoob. I hope this time Josh makes the right decision and refuses to let her in.

Last time set a seriously bad precedent and proved Cobra will cave to guaranteed pussy no matter what. Got a real bad feeling about this, toobz