Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Nichlaos Gerson]

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

To be fair I would rather jerk off than fuck NAL too.

Our boy dont scare, he slurped that baconator puss like a champ and lived to tell the tale. It might have been greasy and unhealthy but we only live once toobz.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Dominoes 4 Lyfe

Believe me I 100% agree. But Rocky Rococo is leagues above the rest.

Why did Josh name his lizard Puff?

It's not a very metal, goth, satanic name

It's from an old hippie song
The least goth thing that exists

Puff the Magic Dragon is goff af doodt

 

[Slim Boglim]

Better not look absolutely fucking frazzled, BOY!

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Better not look absolutely fucking frazzled, BOY!View attachment 6533737

King Cobra is under LOCKDOWN, under SIEGE.

 

[KweenKarlotta]

No regrets. I hope he uses the money for a dank food hack.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

I shiver every time I see that cheap vodka handle fly into his cup. Gut rot era Cobes.

 

[ibeatmywife]

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No regrets. I hope he uses the money for a dank food hack.

This is actually a pretty dope design you bought it from his customized girl link?

 

[tphreak]

Khaz Modan requires its recycled aluminum, the dorf lord must slave alone at his backyard forge in the depths of Casper, Wyoming to deliver the finest metal crafts to fund the Dwarven economy.

I'm still waiting to see what he does with that bucket of knife blanks his dad gave him.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

Someone posted this in the Stxenhummer thread, I think this is one of Cobe's ancestors creeping on a crush (who actually didn't kill herself).

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Guys I think Jake E. Lee might have been shot in Las Vegas, not sure though didn't quite catch what that video was about

 

[KweenKarlotta]

This is actually a pretty dope design you bought it from his customized girl link?

Yes I did. I wanted to get one of his true and honest designs instead of giving someone else my money for a bootleg. The quality isn't so great but I love it. I really wanted a wand to stir my iced coffee but who knows when he will make more.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

"I dont know why im in the negative again" just in the middle of this thought loop after ordering a 100 dollar pizza yesterday


I love this chuckle fuck.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Yes I did. I wanted to get one of his true and honest designs instead of giving someone else my money for a bootleg. The quality isn't so great but I love it. I really wanted a wand to stir my iced coffee but who knows when he will make more.

Dumb question, but some third party did the entirety of that artwork right? The shirt is pretty sweet tbh dood

 

[KweenKarlotta]

Dumb question, but some third party did the entirety of that artwork right? The shirt is pretty sweet tbh dood

I actually don't know. Everything is spelled right so maybe he didn't design it.

Thank you so much. I wonder if anyone in the wild will ever recognize it.

 

[bonified retard]

Wayne's Wild World reference at 4:55 is most definitely whats up. Underrated cobraism.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Glad to see our BOY cutting back!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wonder if Cobes has a 5-year plan?

 

[fukkit]

I wonder if Cobes has a 5-year plan?

The plan is to build a gothic clocktower dreamhouse

 

[Goatchoker]

Of all the absolute bat shit insane terrible humans that have threads.

He’s still a mildly lovable idiot.

Thanks cobes.

5 year plan-it is what it is.

ETA: the empty vodka bottle is mdnwu vodka like that brings some worry of wake up and drink and pass out again.