Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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do we have a list of how many cellphones hes broken? or a timeline for the average lifespan of one?

just thinking about when the last time an immovable cellphone met an unstoppable skullring.
He smashed his phone in a taxi on the way home from a bar when NAL last 'visited', so it was only a few weeks ago.

I think it's (at least) 3 since the start of this year.
 
Idk, man. They're both have 0 impulse control and are extremely vindictive when their feelings are hurt.

The escalations could certainly get interesting.
I've seen him beg for no less than 5 and beg for screen replacement about the same. Who knows.. What I want to know is, why doesn't he pay $10 for a no questions asked replacement plan?

I won't throw shade on Cobra for destroying his phone, sometimes I get overwhelmed by the DEALS ON LAWN FURNITURE and CAN YOU WORK TOMORROW texts and annihilate my phone and I end up throwing my $50 Wal-Mart phone at the moon out of sheer frustration, it rarely survives, but that's why I own a $50 phone for elderly people. How long will this one last? I feel you Cobes. Don't be too hard on the phone thing, I think it comes from a place of just wanting to not be judged so much. I get the phone thing.

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do we have a list of how many cellphones hes broken? or a timeline for the average lifespan of one?

just thinking about when the last time an immovable cellphone met an unstoppable skullring.
Much more than this, Iam begging creators for a retrospective of chairs. My theory is that he would drag in any chair that was left by the dumpster when people moved out of the apartment building and he lived on the ground floor.

Once he moved into the new apartment and was upstairs, it became too much work to claim abandoned trash chairs and he stuck with the dog chair.

I fondly remember the floral velvet chair, the black leather spray painted green chair and many others. Somebody please do this.
 
I've seen him beg for no less than 5 and beg for screen replacement about the same. Who knows.. What I want to know is, why doesn't he pay $10 for a no questions asked replacement plan?

I won't throw shade on Cobra for destroying his phone, sometimes I get overwhelmed by the DEALS ON LAWN FURNITURE and CAN YOU WORK TOMORROW texts and annihilate my phone and I end up throwing my $50 Wal-Mart phone at the moon out of sheer frustration, it rarely survives, but that's why I own a $50 phone for elderly people. How long will this one last? I feel you Cobes. Don't be too hard on the phone thing, I think it comes from a place of just wanting to not be judged so much. I get the phone thing.

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Breaking your phones? I sentence you to 30 days in Boglim rehabilitation
 
More drink combos, more Jessica shit talking, more regarded thumbnails. Yup, it's sunday morning in the Cobraverse.
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Jessica is live already talking about Josh. She claims he is emotionally conflicted and actually really wants her and thinks about her all the time. What he says in the video is not true because he told her something else in person.

Maybe she thinks he deleted the video where he said he pressed charges. In this video he said YT took it down.
 
Jessica is live already talking about Josh. She claims he is emotionally conflicted and actually really wants her and thinks about her all the time. What he says in the video is not true because he told her something else in person.

Maybe she thinks he deleted the video where he said he pressed charges. In this video he said YT took it down.
YouTube says it was removed... He didn't take it down voluntarily.
 
Jessica is live already talking about Josh. She claims he is emotionally conflicted and actually really wants her and thinks about her all the time. What he says in the video is not true because he told her something else in person.

Maybe she thinks he deleted the video where he said he pressed charges. In this video he said YT took it down.
He is completely feeding into the attention she's looking for. Positive or negative, it's still ATTENTION that she can interpret as "the fine line between love and hate." And maybe it is. Until he ignores her completely it will never end.
 
Until he ignores her completely it will never end.
The sad reality is that this will never be over, she barged into the Cobraverse and she's here to stay. There is ZERO chance she'll just forget about him: she DESPERATELY wants to lock down a man, she wants to move out of her parents' house without having to lift a finger, and she wants free access to someone's bank account. Bonus points if the guy she's after is a complete pushover like Joshie. Cobes also has the advantage of having eyes on him constantly, so she knows she'll be in the spotlight like she craves all the fucking time. Plus, she knows she can bully him into going live, so she can get brats and vodka forever.

If you think about it, Josh is Jessica's dream partner. Someone who will provide money and housing and not ask for anything in return, someone that can easily be manipulated just by showing off saggy 40-year-old tits or by offering vodka, and someone that absolutely indulges in her freakouts and mind loops. She LOVES to freak out, rage and scream at everything constantly, and Josh just adds fuel to the fire by even engaging in it. Jessica is perfectly comfortable obsessing about Josh until she dies, she will not let up.

The thing is, she has no real power over him. I mean, she just released their """"""""""sex"""""""""" tapes, but she's got to be running low on ammo at this point. She has already called him a sicko, a pedophile, a rapist, an alcoholic, faggot, limp dick, small dick, daddy's boy... she's going to run out of insults eventually.

The reality is that she will NEVER EVER shut up about him, she will never let him go. Not only is she completely BPD, she is a mega narcissist with a broken brain. She doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that Josh broke up with her. It's not that she's deluded or that's she's trying to lie to everyone, it's that she literally doesn't have enough brain function to even comprehend that she's a piece of shit and no one wants her. In her brain, she is always perfect and always the victim. If you try to tell her otherwise, her brain cell just burns out and defaults to calling you a demogorgon bitch, your can't keep your dick hard because your mother didn't suck you off, etc. Her brain is literally broken at this point. It is incapable of reasoning, make logical decisions, or even complete a single thought loop. It's more than just being dumb or retarded, it's simply not functional. Someone with Down syndrome can make more sense, have more jobs and be more productive than Jessica, who cannot spend over 2 minutes without shouting "SLUT" into thin air.

And, lastly, there is always going to be another payfaggot willing to fork over thousands of dollars for this cacodemon to go back to Casper and harass Josh. She has no power over the boy, unless someone books AND pays for her flight, and pays for a hotel and gives her pocket money. Jessica will always be down to go over to Joshie's, and some nigger lover will always be willing to pay for it, especially because Jessica live-streaming Josh's suicide while in selfie mode is really cool content, right guys?
 
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It reminds me of that one dude on Intervention who huffed it and even after getting sober he was still perma-fried.
Some streamer huffed himself retarded and half-crippled with nitrous oxide and that's relatively harmless compared to VOCs.
Unless you do something really stupid and accidentally smother yourself or crack your head open from falling over (like this dude also did), infrequent use isn't going to be harmful, but if you do it constantly for months straight you savagely fuck over your nervous system.

Now imagine you're doing the same thing but with just chronic exposure to things like spray paint with VOCs that cross the blood-brain barrier and then live in there for months or years continuing to do damage.

It would really be surprising if Cobes weren't at least half-retarded by now and he started out none too bright.
 
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