Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Smegward]

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an offering to the spirits.

 

['Ole Dente]

Night video at 1 PM MT is goff as fuck YouToob.

Also I just finished watching the Now It’s A Party documentary for the first time, what’s the common consensus on that? I just found it okay, thought it dragged on a few times. The guy who made it was obviously trying to replicate Trappped but just couldn’t hit the mark.

The Trappped documentary is interesting because Josh is an interesting person. There are challenges in his life he struggles to overcome, he has friendships and work relationships with odd people that make his life interesting. He’s still lucid to some degree and there’s some energy to him, some enthusiasm for life. There’s an attitude of optimism to Josh that seems very genuine.

Any other documentary fails because that Josh is dead. There’s no story to tell with him, he has no interactions with other people and he has no life to explore. He doesn’t do anything but sit in a chair and get drunk. Try making a documentary that consists of 2 hours of a drunk guy who rambles about the same thing over and over, interacts with nobody, doesn’t give a shit about anything and never leaves the house.

It is what it is, dood. Buy a shirt.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

everyone talking about how NAL can't afford a gun or whatever.... But how do we know that her parents don't have one laying around? She could easely take it and just take a car straight to Casper?

 

[anliteralidiot]

just take a car

Lmao no

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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China's Century of Humiliation in visual form.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When the 99 Bananas hits

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

The Trappped documentary is interesting because Josh is an interesting person. There are challenges in his life he struggles to overcome, he has friendships and work relationships with odd people that make his life interesting. He’s still lucid to some degree and there’s some energy to him, some enthusiasm for life. There’s an attitude of optimism to Josh that seems very genuine.

Any other documentary fails because that Josh is dead. There’s no story to tell with him, he has no interactions with other people and he has no life to explore. He doesn’t do anything but sit in a chair and get drunk. Try making a documentary that consists of 2 hours of a drunk guy who rambles about the same thing over and over, interacts with nobody, doesn’t give a shit about anything and never leaves the house.

It is what it is, dood. Buy a shirt.

Yea this pretty much sums it up. It would be nice to see him snap himself out of this a little bit, go outside and meet some new friends and go back to being the eccentric goof ball and ditch the boring shut-in drunk arc.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

When the 99 Bananas hits

All videos and no livestream makes Cobra a dull BOY.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Yea this pretty much sums it up. It would be nice to see him snap himself out of this a little bit, go outside and meet some new friends and go back to being the eccentric goof ball and ditch the boring shut-in drunk arc.

Not happening, bud. The trolls run his sad pathetic life.

 

[biggacracka]

All videos and no livestream makes Cobra a dull BOY.

"HEEEEERE'S JAWSHY!"

edit double post :

Not happening, bud. The trolls run his sad pathetic life.

And he rules the trolls sad pathetic lives.
The Yin and the Yang, the sacred and the propane, very allegorical.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I just wish that mental case that's been harassing him falls off the face of the earth. It hurts to see an intellectually challenged person being tormented like that.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Any other documentary fails because that Josh is dead. There’s no story to tell with him, he has no interactions with other people and he has no life to explore. He doesn’t do anything but sit in a chair and get drunk. Try making a documentary that consists of 2 hours of a drunk guy who rambles about the same thing over and over, interacts with nobody, doesn’t give a shit about anything and never leaves the house.

It is what it is, dood. Buy a shirt.

Even in 2020 Josh was less boring than he is 4 years later. At least he still made wands and went outside. Buuuuut you can clearly see his drive to get a real job is gone.

 

[Festivus]

I really hope Cobes gets off the duster, for the sake of his health and the content itself. People don't always cognitively decline this much from alcoholism so I think the inhalants are what's tipping him over the edge.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I really hope Cobes gets off the duster, for the sake of his health and the content itself. People don't always cognitively decline this much from alcoholism so I think the inhalants are what's tipping him over the edge.

Has Cobra ever posted a video where he has done duster? Has there ever been a video where Cobra comes back on camera with the duster voice?

Legitimate question for the old fans, was the duster ever substantiated? I'm a newfag Cobro and I never saw it.

 

[biggacracka]

Has Cobra ever posted a video where he has done duster? Has there ever been a video where Cobra comes back on camera with the duster voice?

Legitimate question for the old fans, was the duster ever substantiated? I'm a newfag Cobro and I never saw it.

IIRC he did duster offscreen in a live in the conquistadores at least once.
And there's the video where he opens with "WE HAVE A SANDWHICH" and he's clearly fucked up

edit: forgot to mention it was in a lice

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Has Cobra ever posted a video where he has done duster? Has there ever been a video where Cobra comes back on camera with the duster voice?

Legitimate question for the old fans, was the duster ever substantiated? I'm a newfag Cobro and I never saw it.

"We're beyond fucking Gucci youtube"

Also in the song "Spitter Spies" from Blunt Wraps and Cobra Coils he recorded the audio of himself huffing then rapping in the deep demon voice you get when you huff. Pretty gothic and badass, toobz.

 

[bonified retard]

Has Cobra ever posted a video where he has done duster? Has there ever been a video where Cobra comes back on camera with the duster voice?

Legitimate question for the old fans, was the duster ever substantiated? I'm a newfag Cobro and I never saw it.

Several times. There's even a clip of him doing it off cam while streaming, with aerosol sound, deep voice, and everything.

There was also a brief period earlier this year where he was huffing air horns

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Several times. There's even a clip of him doing it off cam while streaming, with aerosol sound, deep voice, and everything.

There was also a brief period earlier this year where he was huffing air horns

As far as we know he never huffed airhorns but he's huffed cologne since the Gothickingcobra52 days.

 

[ASeabear8952]

And there's the video where he opens with "WE HAVE A SANDWHICH" and he's clearly fucked up

G R E E T I N G S F E L L O W Y O U T O O B E R S

 

[bonified retard]

As far as we know he never huffed airhorns

We definitely don't have the same evidence as the duster, but i think its safe to assume he was. There was a panel (I want to say courtney's) where he turned his camera off, and you could hear the airhorn. He also had several cans on top of his fridge that only lasted like a month.