Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[funscape]

Cobes has been really on top of the world since his album release. Sharing his knowledge of pipe tobacco while sipping wine.

"It just waffles through the air, it just perfumes the air. A sweet aromatic. An 'air'-omatic, because it makes the air smell good."

Our boy is truly feeling exquisite and refined today.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>back in the Walt and Angie loop
Well I guess it's better than the Jessica loop

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Cobes has been really on top of the world since his album release.

Probably because a release of his farts on tape always coincide with a couple hundred dollars from deathbed tapes, which will no doubt be consumed and drank within 48 hours putting him back in the negative.

 

[bonified retard]

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Now that Cobra has discovered A.I. how long will it be before he stops making music himself, and it’s only releases A.I. slop on his albums?

 

[funscape]

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Better not be violating Suno's TOS by putting AI songs on the album you're selling BOY

 

[ctpooleman]

If our boy hit's 40 things are going to go from funny to sad real fast.

I thought it already was really sad.

 

[Hennimore]

I honestly can't wait till Josh discovers you can use AI to generate images. His Facebook is gonna be filled with pictures of Ozzy and a guy that looks nothing like Josh smoking weed and hanging out.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I honestly can't wait till Josh discovers you can use AI to generate images.

He already has and did post a few. They're in the thread, IIRC one was a skeletal cowboy.

Oh and his clock tower mansion;

 

[Diesel]

Why even lie? He's not going to take a shower, he's not going to go vote. It's 1PM and hes getting drunk.

 

[Molly Millions]

Smoking weed with a 75 year old Englishman twu toobz

Ozzy would look Cobra directly in the eyes and tell him that guns are disgusting and he should be ashamed of himself for owning one.

 

[funscape]

I honestly can't wait till Josh discovers you can use AI to generate images. His Facebook is gonna be filled with pictures of Ozzy and a guy that looks nothing like Josh smoking weed and hanging out.

You're giving Josh too much credit. Cobra's too much of a peabrain to properly prompt AI in creative and imaginative ways

 

['Ole Dente]

someone in the facebook group made a custom 100k play button and sent it to cobra. spelling mistake included.

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This guy could've quietly sent this to Josh and he would've never even noticed the typo because he has goopy retard eyes but now that he's plastered this all over social media for attention, retards in Josh's circle will alert him and Josh won't even acknowledge it.

1/10, reddit faggots are bad at trolling, try again

 

[Molly Millions]

This guy could've quietly sent this to Josh and he would've never even noticed the typo because he has goopy retard eyes but now that he's plastered this all over social media for attention, retards in Josh's circle will alert him and Josh won't even acknowledge it.

1/10, reddit faggots are bad at trolling, try again

He'll open the box, see no alcohol and immediately throw it away. The play button will go directly into the dumpster along with the tripods and brewing supplies people send him.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I thought it already was really sad.

Can it honestly get any worse? I suppose he's not on duster anymore, at least not on camera. Still I can only see one path forward for him unless we get a serious Clintervention or skygod strikes Cobra with divine intervention of epic proportions. inb4 Is clint a grouphome bad dad loop.

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Can it honestly get any worse? I suppose he's not on duster anymore, at least not on camera. Still I can only see one path forward for him unless we get a serious Clintervention or skygod strikes Cobra with divine intervention of epic proportions. inb4 Is clint a grouphome bad dad loop.

Personally, I am waiting for the colorectal cancer and chemo arc.

 

[fukkit]

Voting republican is goth as fuck toobz

 

[funscape]

Wyoming went to Trump. Cobra fucking did it toobz

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Damnit Cobez, could have early voted or voted today. Instead he went to the liquor store for cherry mead, but couldn't be assed to vote after because "the line was way too long."

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Unemployed man with unlimited free time waits until the end of the day to vote when it is too late.

They actually have to let you vote if you are in line even when the polls close.