He thinks Coke is cool because Ozzy used to do Coke. Good chance he’s just posturing to look cool but who knows maybe somebody was dumb enough to waste coke on Cobies. I highly doubt it though because you’d have to be the worst drug dealer in the world to sell to “perpetually in the negative” cobra who would squeal on you like a little piggy if he got caught. There’s no fucking way any self-respecting cokehead would share their coke with a boglim.
The only way Cobies has any access or use to coke is if a buddy troll “fan” gives him some much like they send him duster