Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

"Everybody wants to give me shit for being friends with Campbell."

Who is giving him shit? This shit literally just happened and he's already looping about how angry people are. Is it a coincidence that Floorlord reappeared directly after it was confirmed he was sucking off Cobra?
 
Did cobes do crack? Because if so he will likely become addicted.

Edit: doesn't seem like he has been doing it recently I thought maybe people were implying he recently smoked crack with warlord glad that doesn't appear to be the case.
 
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What the fuck, when did he ever do coke? I know about the meth pipe mixup from forever ago but this is news to me.
He thinks Coke is cool because Ozzy used to do Coke. Good chance he’s just posturing to look cool but who knows maybe somebody was dumb enough to waste coke on Cobies. I highly doubt it though because you’d have to be the worst drug dealer in the world to sell to “perpetually in the negative” cobra who would squeal on you like a little piggy if he got caught. There’s no fucking way any self-respecting cokehead would share their coke with a boglim.

The only way Cobies has any access or use to coke is if a buddy troll “fan” gives him some much like they send him duster
 
He thinks Coke is cool because Ozzy used to do Coke. Good chance he’s just posturing to look cool but who knows maybe somebody was dumb enough to waste coke on Cobies. I highly doubt it though because you’d have to be the worst drug dealer in the world to sell to “perpetually in the negative” cobra who would squeal on you like a little piggy if he got caught. There’s no fucking way any self-respecting cokehead would share their coke with a boglim.

The only way Cobies has any access or use to coke is if a buddy troll “fan” gives him some much like they send him duster

He used to have a pretty wide friend group of degenerates and losers. It wouldn't surprise me if he did coke back in his 20s. He wasn't always like this, Scotty definitely could've given him a bump.
 
KingChonkerJFS

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I'm not watching an hour of a half naked bipedal dustmite rambling. I'll wait for the cliffnotes and clips.

Summary​

The video features a candid discussion about personal experiences, relationships, and reflections on handling trolls while enjoying sparkling water and alcohol.

Highlights​

  1. Favorite Flavors: The creator shares their favorite flavors of sparkling water—wild cherry and peaches and cream.
  2. Shoutouts to Fans: A fan surprised the creator with alcohol, prompting a shoutout and appreciation for their support.
  3. Relationship Reflections: The creator discusses their past relationship with Jessica and decides to stop giving her attention to avoid drama.
  4. Friendship Dynamics: They touch on their friendship with Alex Campbell and emphasize maturity in handling personal interactions.
  5. Personal Growth: The creator reflects on life’s challenges, including losing their apartment and pet (RIP Puffers), while maintaining a positive outlook.
 
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