Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Urgunt said:
not to go super powerlevel/TMI, but I can speak from experience and say I think it's some kind of OCD or severe anxiety disorder. I've had intensely negative thought loops where all I could think about was murdering pedophiles and I'd rant about it constantly before I went to therapy and got put on antidepressants. I think on some level it contributes to his alcoholism as he probably turns to the bottle to stop thinking about sickos. He may also just be a low functioning retard who gets sent thousands of text messages a day by unfunny spergs just to fuck with him. Could be either or, I'm not a psychiatrist.
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Yeah it seems to be a combination of not knowing how to deal with intrusive thoughts and having more intrusive thoughts than average. It’s exacerbated by people constantly accusing him of being a sicko.

- Josh has an intrusive thought “what if I rape a woman”
- Is distressed by it “that’s terrible, rape is bad.”
- compulsively tries to assure himself I.e. muttering “fuck rape.” to himself
- looks completely insane to an outside observer
- outside observers point out his antics make him look even more suspicious
- Josh doubles down and tries even harder to not look like a rapist/sicko, making him look even more like a weirdo
- obsesses over not looking like a rapist or being against rape
- triggers intrusive thoughts
- repeat cycle
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Josh doesn't have the mental capacity for gaming, he did used to play easier games but he sucked and it would trigger his tard rage View attachment 6658112
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Josh used to make maps/game modes for GTA Online. Chauncey of Snake Bones has said that Josh was actually pretty good at GTA Online, especially at the shooting aspects of the game.
 
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KFC is bringing back the double down for thanks giving, at least in Canada
The Festive Double Down brings an elevated holiday twist to our iconic KFC Double Down. The bun-less sandwich features two signature triple-breaded chicken fillets and is loaded with Original Recipe® stuffing, creamy mayo, and tangy cranberry sauce.
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biggacracka said:
KFC is bringing back the double down for thanks giving, at least in Canada
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You sure it's not just for "The holiday season"? Canada's Thanksgiving was in October.
Either way, I'll probably end up in a KFC in the near future out of sheer desperation, so I guess I'll be able to gum one down in honor of our sexy goff dank bad BOY.
 
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Molly Millions said:
The funny thing is watching Jessica work overtime trying to convince people that this isn't Josh's mom. Thats what made me start realizing that this is just a grift and they're still together.
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Maybe I'm seeing things that aren't there, but the way she moves, the way she speaks and her inflection, I feel like Cobes spent a lot of time around her in his formative years.
 
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Mushroom King said:
Maybe I'm seeing things that aren't there, but the way she moves, the way she speaks and her inflection, I feel like Cobes spent a lot of time around her in his formative years.
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We found her on YouTube making food hacks and ranting about troles with the distinctive Boglim Walleye that all members of this species have. Even if whe wasn't his biological mother she would be his spiritual mother.

But yeah thats totally her. Take a gander at her brothers name.
 
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Molly Millions said:
We found her on YouTube making food hacks and ranting about troles with the distinctive Boglim Walleye that all members of this species have. Even if whe wasn't his biological mother she would be his spiritual mother.

But yeah thats totally her. Take a gander at her brothers name.
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I'm deep diving her videos, I think I'll make a comparison of them saying the same things. Any video with transcription can be used to locate phrases in the script, even if the said video doesn't have them, you can download them and put them on your own channel, unlisted, then mark it for transcription and it'll spit out a script of the video.


"I do quilting.. The quilting, I usually do baby shower deals, it always makes them cry.. And I'm like, I didn't mean to make them cry."

That is a Cobraism. The shower argument, yeah, they cry every time, but I let em know I'm humble and not to!

"You're gonna be like ohhh... man, they need to add more spices to it."

It's unreal. It's like he got Clint's balding and Laurel's prehensile monkey lips. By no means is "But I'm like.." a rare phrase, but it's coming up a ton in her videos. I bet if I put them side by side saying a bunch of the same things..
 
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Urgunt said:
it's actually fucking scary how i tried this out and got something that looks even more like cobes
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the text being so accurate on both too is so eerie imo
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It had to have scanned KF and youtube comments for this shit. Everything was accurate except for the whole "hat never comes off" bit. His gourd hurts if the hat stays on for too long.
 
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