Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Do you think Cobes winces when he drinks because he still can't stand the taste of liquor despite being an alcoholic for years, or because his teeth burn from being in a booze bath. He's always winced like a high schooler taking their first sip of Mike's Hard Lemonade but he mixes so much sugar slop in his drink combos surely the liquor has to be pretty covered up TMDWTFIU.
 
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Where did Cobra pick up the term "dating scene" and what on earth is it even supposed to mean? There's no "scene" in your 30s, by the time you're 30 you're either desperately trying to find someone to settle down with or your just a hopeless incel weirdo. The "scene" is a collection of predatory dating apps that may or may not match you with someone equally as ugly and desperate. Everything else is just a hookup.

I just don't get what "scene" he's ever talking about. You either meet people and hit it off with them or you don't. If he's talking about some kind of imaginary social environment or activity designed to encourage dating, fine, but he never actually participates in this supposed "scene". Tired of his ridiculous misused phrases lol.
 
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Do you think Cobes winces when he drinks because he still can't stand the taste of liquor despite being an alcoholic for years, or because his teeth burn from being in a booze bath. He's always winced like a high schooler taking their first sip of Mike's Hard Lemonade but he mixes so much sugar slop in his drink combos surely the liquor has to be pretty covered up TMDWTFIU.
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Some believe he once was told holding the alcohol in your mouth will get you drunker.
 
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snort beg snort said:
Where did Cobra pick up the term "dating scene" and what on earth is it even supposed to mean? There's no "scene" in your 30s, by the time you're 30 you're either desperately trying to find someone to settle down with or your just a hopeless incel weirdo. The "scene" is a collection of predatory dating apps that may or may not match you with someone equally as ugly and desperate. Everything else is just a hookup.

I just don't get what "scene" he's ever talking about. You either meet people and hit it off with them or you don't. If he's talking about some kind of imaginary social environment or activity designed to encourage dating, fine, but he never actually participates in this supposed "scene". Tired of his ridiculous misused phrases lol.
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He's a delusional Boglim with a grandiose self-image who stalks women virtually, what do you expect?
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Someone on Rogue’s stream on Saturday said that there are some Cobra shirts on the WalMart website, I initially refused to believe it BUUUUUT what do you know…

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Walmart allows 3rd party sellers to sell on their website, so there is a ton of bootleg band merch like you would see on redbubble, etsy, etc on there. There's even bootleg cobra shirts on ebay.
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Somewhat related, but I never realized how many people are selling cobra trash on ebay. It's mostly just some guy selling cobra pokemon cards, and that mormo weirdo's shitty art, but theres also somebody that makes lithopanes of Clint's art for some reason.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Do you think Cobes winces when he drinks because he still can't stand the taste of liquor despite being an alcoholic for years, or because his teeth burn from being in a booze bath. He's always winced like a high schooler taking their first sip of Mike's Hard Lemonade but he mixes so much sugar slop in his drink combos surely the liquor has to be pretty covered up TMDWTFIU.
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It used to be the former but now it's a bit of both. You can even see him wince when he's eating nowadays
 
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snort beg snort said:
Where did Cobra pick up the term "dating scene" and what on earth is it even supposed to mean? There's no "scene" in your 30s, by the time you're 30 you're either desperately trying to find someone to settle down with or your just a hopeless incel weirdo.
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I've heard the term used when I was younger. It's just a way to reference the general dating pool in the local area. But yeah doesn't really apply in your 30s, "dating scraps" would probably be a more accurate term at that point.
 
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You can see him pushing the food around with his tongue, completely avoiding the front teeth. His life sucks
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At this point, his alcohol dependence is probably necessary for him to numb the constant pain caused by any potential abscesses and exposed nerves. I can't imagine what his dental X-rays would look like. There's probably a colony of boils and cavities all along his roots. Let's just hope the infection hasn't reached the jaw bone or he's going to die from severe tooth decay.
 
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Walmart allows 3rd party sellers to sell on their website, so there is a ton of bootleg band merch like you would see on redbubble, etsy, etc on there. There's even bootleg cobra shirts on ebay.
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Somewhat related, but I never realized how many people are selling cobra trash on ebay. It's mostly just some guy selling cobra pokemon cards, and that mormo weirdo's shitty art, but theres also somebody that makes lithopanes of Clint's art for some reason.

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Clint is riding Cobes's gothic coattails
 
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