Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

At this point, his alcohol dependence is probably necessary for him to numb the constant pain caused by any potential abscesses and exposed nerves. I can't imagine what his dental X-rays would look like. There's probably a colony of boils and cavities all along his roots. Let's just hope the infection hasn't reached the jaw bone or he's going to die from severe tooth decay.

He needs to just have all his teeth pulled. I'm not joking. He's never been in a situation where he is unable to care for his teeth, he just refuses to do so. So we know from his behavior that even if there are some saveable teeth right now that he will still not take care of them. Just pull them all. It'll end the pain and the infections and he'll overall be healthier.
 
He needs to just have all his teeth pulled. I'm not joking. He's never been in a situation where he is unable to care for his teeth, he just refuses to do so. So we know from his behavior that even if there are some saveable teeth right now that he will still not take care of them. Just pull them all. It'll end the pain and the infections and he'll overall be healthier.
You're right, but I really don't think he has the willpower to take the necessary steps for that to happen. He'd likely have to be on an antibiotic cycle prior to extraction so that his swollen gums can even be worked on in the first place. Then, I doubt it would be as easy as just throwing some dentures in there. Having to get bone graft surgery is pretty common for cases like this because the infection will deteriorate the jaw bone so bad, that you can't even fit dentures. And I imagine most people don't go as long as he has with a rotten, infected mouth like this. It would probably be a multi week process, and he wouldn't be allowed to smoke or eat shitty doordash food. Clint can only hold his hand so much. I really think he'd choose death over changing his routine, even for a couple weeks.
 
You're right, but I really don't think he has the willpower to take the necessary steps for that to happen. He'd likely have to be on an antibiotic cycle prior to extraction so that his swollen gums can even be worked on in the first place. Then, I doubt it would be as easy as just throwing some dentures in there. Having to get bone graft surgery is pretty common for cases like this because the infection will deteriorate the jaw bone so bad, that you can't even fit dentures. And I imagine most people don't go as long as he has with a rotten, infected mouth like this. It would probably be a multi week process, and he wouldn't be allowed to smoke or eat shitty doordash food. Clint can only hold his hand so much. I really think he'd choose death over changing his routine, even for a couple weeks.
They would have to put him into a healing coma for the whole process, otherwise he'll fuck it up.
Also antibiotic may wreck his body, breaking the balance in his three-stooges syndrome
 
You're right, but I really don't think he has the willpower to take the necessary steps for that to happen. He'd likely have to be on an antibiotic cycle prior to extraction so that his swollen gums can even be worked on in the first place. Then, I doubt it would be as easy as just throwing some dentures in there. Having to get bone graft surgery is pretty common for cases like this because the infection will deteriorate the jaw bone so bad, that you can't even fit dentures. And I imagine most people don't go as long as he has with a rotten, infected mouth like this. It would probably be a multi week process, and he wouldn't be allowed to smoke or eat shitty doordash food. Clint can only hold his hand so much. I really think he'd choose death over changing his routine, even for a couple weeks.
If he did get dentures I guarantee you he would find some retarded way to customize them. He would turn them into "Cobra's fangs" or something stupid like that
 
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Watching this retard smack his phone and stress sigh never gets old
That video is peak cobes content and probably the best video to show normies. Actually introduced my mother to him with that, the french fries video, and him killing his mac with beer since she loves watching other people fight with tech and the general "fail army" kind of internet stupidity.
 
That video is peak cobes content and probably the best video to show normies. Actually introduced my mother to him with that, the french fries video, and him killing his mac with beer since she loves watching other people fight with tech and the general "fail army" kind of internet stupidity.
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This clip is going to be perfect for tomorrow

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It's a shame he never came back to make a modern version, because none of the other documentary makers seem to know anything about filmmaking.
There’s the Now it’s a party documentary which is sort of a spiritual successor to Gothic King Cobra. It’s nowhere near as good as it but I admire that he tried to emulate his style by not having any commentary whatsoever. My main issue with it was the editing and how some of scenes were completely uncut like the various food challenges. It also didn’t help that almost every scene in the documentary was just him doing something that they laid for. He actually did a recut version that cut those scenes down but I haven’t watched it. I think Trapped is just far more talented than him. I really liked all of the shots of his nasty apartment and when that regular guy was reacting to him doing the spicy wings challenge. The scene of him watching Gothic King Cobra in the same liquor store as the documentary was pretty tragic just to see how much he has degraded. I think the real problem was that Josh at that time was really starting to isolate so he really was going to be that interesting to film.

Trapped said in that Q&A he did that a modern documentary on Josh wouldn’t be interesting because it would lack his childlike charm but I sort of disagree. I think if you did another documentary back when he was still at his first apartment it would have still been interesting to see him try to manage adulthood and interacting with all of the wacky characters in the Cobraverse.
 
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