Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

ITS 3 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING

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Josh will never go on any show or be part of any content creator group for the simple reason that he’s pretty much content with his life and doesn’t want to do or change anything. He hates his life but he hates having to make positive changes even more.

Life having a happy ending is a Hollywood trope. In real life, most people just find a sweet spot where their life doesn’t suck too bad and settle down. Rotting in that trailer park is Cobra’s sweet spot. He doesn’t have to work or do anything or expend precious drinking energy on complex human interactions. Just wake up, get drunk, watch YouTube, rub one out to some chaturbate whore, and go to sleep.

That’s all it is and that’s all it’s ever going to be.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Josh will never go on any show or be part of any content creator group for the simple reason that he’s pretty much content with his life and doesn’t want to do or change anything. He hates his life but he hates having to make positive changes even more.

Life having a happy ending is a Hollywood trope. In real life, most people just find a sweet spot where their life doesn’t suck too bad and settle down. Rotting in that trailer park is Cobra’s sweet spot. He doesn’t have to work or do anything or expend precious drinking energy on complex human interactions. Just wake up, get drunk, watch YouTube, rub one out to some chaturbate whore, and go to sleep.

That’s all it is and that’s all it’s ever going to be.
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Honestly Cobes hit his sweet spot with the first flat after he'd given up on dating and companionship (or so he claimed).
He has the lottery/mansion loop because most failed retards still hold out onto the random chance in the universe win. Oh wow success suddenly laid itself onto my lap with no effort and for zero reason. They'll see things in the news about it so assume it's still possible even if he doesn't buy lottery tickets!

Every time he's been evicted he's landed back on his feet so why should he really care? Sure it sucks and he hasn't been as happy each flat but he sure as fuck has never had to sofa surf. Sleep outside and charge his phone at the McDonald's kind of struggle so he will always be in this ignorant content lifestyle. Every time he's had a thing he's invested into it's started off with some kind of passion and care. Even his OG Juan's as crap as they are you could see him putting atleast an inch of retarded effort and it was nice. Now you'll be lucky he even bothers to send the one he lists.

I might be overthinking cause I've been watching more of him around 2016/2019 again. Been missing the older stuff and it's just been sad catching back up on the thread and seeing him now. Nothing I can say that already hasn't about his appearance but for as much as everyone seems to hate Warlord and feel cobes was a bad influence on him Scotty was actually such a two faced prick I feel especially sorry for Cobes who put the worst of the worst on a pedestal and really defended them when they just treated him like fucking shit in the end. He really just needed a solid friend to just gently calm him down from his weirder thoughts I think he might've had a chance to not be such a mess.
 
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Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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Putting the KING in KingCobraJFS TMDWFU youtoob
 
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bonified retard said:
Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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This total for just food completely demolishes my guess of $6,200 a year on Doordash. This would create a $12,000 yearly average on just food.

Using the $440 Boglim Chronicles tallied up and it is like $23,000 a year. I am completely floored by this, I shouldn't be but I am.
 
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BallBuster II said:
This total for just food completely demolishes my guess of $6,200 a year on Doordash. This would create a $12,000 yearly average on just food.
Using the $440 Boglim Chronicles tallied up and it is like $23,000 a year. I am completely floored by this, I shouldn't be but I am.
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It's boglinomics doodt. It is what it is, can't do nothin' to change it.
In a random note I'm $327 in the negative so I'm just hangin' out with the fans...
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bonified retard said:
Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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There are tens of thousands of people who lived and will continue to live exactly like this every week for the last decade or so. It's just no one cares to film nor archive them. The interest in him *is* his complete and utter abject continued commitment to mediocrity. The question isn't "how does he like like this" it's "how many people live like this".
 
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BallBuster II said:
This total for just food completely demolishes my guess of $6,200 a year on Doordash. This would create a $12,000 yearly average on just food.

Using the $440 Boglim Chronicles tallied up and it is like $23,000 a year. I am completely floored by this, I shouldn't be but I am.
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Bitesize used to do a rough estimate of Josh' donation finances in his monthly recaps and a quick gander at the Dec 2023 recap Josh made around 20k in donations alone, not including his spendage on doordash or counting in his disability funds.
I'm scared to think what his economy looks like now. His numbers look average for him but that's just his lazy edited vids and not livestreams.
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PetiteFeet said:
Bitesize used to do a rough estimate of Josh' donation finances in his monthly recaps and a quick gander at the Dec 2023 recap Josh made around 20k in donations alone, not including his spendage on doordash or counting in his disability funds.
I'm scared to think what his economy looks like now. His numbers look average for him but that's just his lazy edited vids and not livestreams.
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He can make 20k sitting on his ass all the time,day drinking and eating straight crap. No wonder Clint would be proud of the boy! He found a way to make being a nonperson a feasible career. You know an average American Medical Doctor makes around 15-18k a month?
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
He can make 20k sitting on his ass all the time,day drinking and eating straight crap. No wonder Clint would be proud of the boy! He found a way to make being a nonperson a feasible career. You know an average American Medical Doctor makes around 15-18k a month?
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Meanwhile their student loan debt would ensure they were still eating ramen noodles

The fact is that Cobra beat the game by being retarded and online
 
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