Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
He can make 20k sitting on his ass all the time,day drinking and eating straight crap. No wonder Clint would be proud of the boy! He found a way to make being a nonperson a feasible career. You know an average American Medical Doctor makes around 15-18k a month?
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$20k for the year, $4k for December. The Bitesize video clears up the typo in the OP.
 
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I was watching a youtube video about Kenshi, and I spotted a dead ringer for Cobes. TWU.
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Agares said:
$4k in one month is more than most full time workers in the US get after taxes. And he spends it all on booze, drugs and slop.
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Speaking of taxes I wonder if he files his stream income at all, maybe his dad makes him but If he really is getting 20k+ a year he might eventually get fucked by the IRS especially if an A log finds out
 
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I know someone who is a IRS Special Agent (tax cops in U.S.) and they told me don’t have time or resources to investigate someone who is cheating or even non-filing taxes unless it’s a very significant amount. The people like Cobes get caught when apply for other services or mess up paperwork that leads to investigating.

He’s basically safe unless they do a random audit on his tug boat — and even then I bet the accounts and income have some connection to Clint
 
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Negev said:
Speaking of taxes I wonder if he files his stream income at all, maybe his dad makes him but If he really is getting 20k+ a year he might eventually get fucked by the IRS especially if an A log finds out
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The Alogs have already reported him to the IRS multiple times and nothing has happened. They sit there and endlessly seethe while KingChadra nonchalantly orders another $60 burger. IT'S TAX FREE, BISH.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I know someone who is a IRS Special Agent (tax cops in U.S.) and they told me don’t have time or resources to investigate someone who is cheating or even non-filing taxes unless it’s a very significant amount. The people like Cobes get caught when apply for other services or mess up paperwork that leads to investigating.

He’s basically safe unless they do a random audit on his tug boat — and even then I bet the accounts and income have some connection to Clint
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Fair point I hate the IRS anyway so every penny they don't get is good. It wouldn't surprise me if Clint still has access to his bank accounts and just does his taxes for him or pays someone to do it
 
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Negev said:
Speaking of taxes I wonder if he files his stream income at all, maybe his dad makes him but If he really is getting 20k+ a year he might eventually get fucked by the IRS especially if an A log finds out
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Clint does all of Josh's financial work that's more complicated than putting his account in the negative to order Doordash. That's just how boglimnomics works, bud!
 
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Devious Dave said:
I still have faith cobra will be on fish tank one day.
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Never. He just wants to sit and drink himself to death. He could be making a shit load more money if he wanted to, wouldn't even need to leave the house all that much. Instead, he leaves his sticks uncut and unpainted whilst he slowly dies in a chair. Even his videos now are just "food reviews", most of which he barely speaks.
 
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Agares said:
Clint does all of Josh's financial work that's more complicated than putting his account in the negative to order Doordash. That's just how boglimnomics works, bud!
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Yeah it's very likely Clint is on top of it. Even back in the Couch Chris/Wendy's era he was reporting any changes to Cobe's income and living situation to SSI. I doubt that he does it thoroughly including all of the donos but I could see him probably filing a very basic claim for Josh every year to avoid the trouble of dealing with the IRS or Josh losing SSI. You can be denied social security or have it garnished if you have unpaid taxes.
 
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BallBuster II said:
This total for just food completely demolishes my guess of $6,200 a year on Doordash. This would create a $12,000 yearly average on just food.

Using the $440 Boglim Chronicles tallied up and it is like $23,000 a year. I am completely floored by this, I shouldn't be but I am.
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Cobra is single-handedly propping up the gig economy of Casper, Wyoming.
 
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Partyman said:
this guy is a living reason, why we should have eugenics back, he should've die
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Technically true but it's too funny to die. Actually he kinda proves my point that we can take dysgenic horrible people like him and Andy Ditch and hook em up to a Livestream with endless donations as the ultimate PSA for teens. Cheaper than the prison system at least.
 
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You would think the jerky lifestyle™️ would've shrunk him down a size dermically but it seems it has turned his lymph nodes into water bottles.
 
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