Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
These luls in content are becoming more frequent. While I am happy the NAL saga is over because even Cobes doesn't deserve that kind of hell, we are now subjected to lazy food reviews, food hacks and lame drink combos. There was a time when our boy would mix a dozen different airplane bottles in a goblet and throw a sausage in it for good measure. Hell he is so out of it now, he won't even make meads anymore. I feel like the last mead he made (didn't even show or drink the result on camera as far as I remember) was before Halloween.

Anyone else think he has slipped into a deeper state of depression? After the first eviction I remember he was down bad for a while and that is when his drinking was kicked up a notch. I feel like it all might be even worse now.
 
I wonder how much of his time is spent "conscious" for the lack of a better word. He was never that smart, and that was before all the duster and being blackout drunk most days of the week. Sad to see so much life being wasted TWU don't be an alcoholic toobz.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ResidentHousepet
Anyone else think he has slipped into a deeper state of depression? After the first eviction I remember he was down bad for a while and that is when his drinking was kicked up a notch. I feel like it all might be even worse now.
Yeah, he just seems to exist at this point, barely does anything. Its not helped by the fact that he doesnt have to do anything, as he gets enough cash in from the pigs that he can fund his booze, daddy takes care of the rest of his cash. He has no desire to do anything anymore, just sits around, the odd comment about "relayshons" or "that bitch ex of mine".

Not sure whats really left for him anymore, he is so degraded at this point that he would struggle to do anything that he might want to do. Its taking its toll on him that's for sure
 
With Clint spanking the cheese as Tanis yelled for him to turn off his phone.

ETA: for people who have no clue wtf that sentence means
I always loved this video. It shows Jorf having some innocent fun. Makes me feel almost bad for him.

Not to prolong this current puff loop even longer but the reason she said this is because the alogs who obsess over Cobra and text him every day while fucking with him IRL also interact with NAL daily and have been feeding this to her. They have been trying to sell this scenario hard for the last couple weeks. You have to remember NAL directly communicates in private with a handful of Cobra's biggest alogs. Not trolls, not buddy trolls, but alogs. Loser faggots who unironically believe Cobra is worse than hitler and should suffer for the crime of being a retard on the Internet.
God I thought we were done talking about that dumb fuck lizard.
 
Yeah, he just seems to exist at this point, barely does anything. Its not helped by the fact that he doesnt have to do anything, as he gets enough cash in from the pigs that he can fund his booze, daddy takes care of the rest of his cash. He has no desire to do anything anymore, just sits around, the odd comment about "relayshons" or "that bitch ex of mine".

Not sure whats really left for him anymore, he is so degraded at this point that he would struggle to do anything that he might want to do. Its taking its toll on him that's for sure

I feel like he knows his health is on a downward spiral. His dental issues are probably the main source of his depression. Being in a state of constant pain, especially when eating, and refusing to do anything about it, he is most likely self medicating with booze to numb the pain the best he can. Even if he started on a treatment plan today to get his mouth back into a somewhat healthy condition, it would take 18-24 months, 10's of thousands of dollars, multiple surgeries and rounds of anti biotics, and probably even more pain before he got any relief. Though I am a firm believer that if he were to fix his mouth, his overall demeaner would improve but we all know he is never going to do it.

I mean anyone who has ever had a toothache, or a canker sore in a terrible spot in their mouth, making it impossible to enjoy a meal, it is insanely depressing. Now imagine that pain amplified by 100 and is never ending and getting worse. That's his life.

I've talked about this a few times but a treatment plan for getting his mouth in order would look something like this:

The gums would have to dealt with first. I would assume a handful of deep scaling sessions would be in order (deep scaling is literally scraping the diseased gums away). Though it would probably be for not, as his gums might be completely shot, which would require a graft surgery from a cadaver donor. This would take months of prep, and then god knows how long to heal. Can't do any work on the teeth until the gums are in better shape.

At that point which I would assume would be a year+ process, it is a decision between dentures or implants. The teeth are gone, there is nothing less to salvage so they all have to come out, so that is another major dental surgery and healing process. Dentures would be the cheaper and easier way to go once the mouth was "healthy" again. But being so young with dentures... that would be embarrassing for anyone else. But he would never be able to afford the $3000+ per tooth implant cost.

So a 2 year investment of time and a lot of money, and an insane amount of pain, for better health long term and a quality of life improvement of 100%. He will never do it on his own, Clint would have to force it, but I mean, we all know this is never happening.
 
I remember him eating that pop tart and very clearly being in heavy pain and thinking that it was the end of his teeth, since then he has eaten less and less hot food. Even when he ate that cheeto in the pizza video it seemed really hard for him and it sounded like something exploded in his mouth. His teeth are only still in his head by pure luck.
When eating a simple pop tart feels like medieval torture, it should be a sign for him to take proper care of his teeth but I think his teeth are so neglected at this point that applying toothpaste on it would result in extreme pain on which to him wouldn't be worth the hassle.
 
Even if he started on a treatment plan today to get his mouth back into a somewhat healthy condition, it would take 18-24 months, 10's of thousands of dollars, multiple surgeries and rounds of anti biotics, and probably even more pain before he got any relief.
It will never happen for the simple fact that it would require him to stop drinking.
 
Does he even Livestream anymore? I'm guessing in order to keep his current residence Clint has him on a strict "better not go live, boy" edict.
All because Reddit couldn't just sit back and enjoy.
I think he does livestream just when he wants to and he never wants to anymore because ppl give him enough donations anyways he doesn't have to go live for money as much as he used to.
 
Does he even Livestream anymore? I'm guessing in order to keep his current residence Clint has him on a strict "better not go live, boy" edict.
All because Reddit couldn't just sit back and enjoy.
The lives in the early days were all about him having fun. Then in the 2nd bogden, it became just a way to grab enough money. It's why most of his streams start with him just "offhandedly" telling us his paypal was in the negative, donations are not begging because people do not have to give money, etc.

Now that he gets enough without needing to livestream, he basically never livestreams. I wonder if he would even make videos if he got money without needing to make them. Other than video making, all he seems to do is sleep, pass out, and watch family guy episodes on youtube. He doesn't seem to know how to pirate shit either, so cannot go watch the full show on streams. He is stuck with clips and the odd episode with Hindi subtitles.

Not looking good for the boy at all.
 
Does he even Livestream anymore? I'm guessing in order to keep his current residence Clint has him on a strict "better not go live, boy" edict.
All because Reddit couldn't just sit back and enjoy.
The only time he goes live with any regularity is popping into Courtney's stream or the Drunken Peasants. Weens and paypigs have killed his motivation to stream on his own even though the last time he did it was a real banger.
juan 4.PNG
Paypigs took away the drunk wand streams.
 
Does he even Livestream anymore?
According to his channel's streams, the last one was a few months ago. I don't keep up with his streams, so it's possible he has done some recently but deleted them afterward.
1736786416800.png

As other people have said, he receives enough money from paypigs while off-stream that he doesn't go live often anymore. I believe the troles calling in Doordash and fucking with him when he does stream is another factor in him staying offline.

I wonder if he would even make videos if he got money without needing to make them. Other than video making, all he seems to do is sleep, pass out, and watch family guy episodes on youtube
At this point, I don't think he enjoys making videos like he used to. We can see this with his short or low effort "food hacks," where he goes through the motions of making food without the passion he had in the past. He also doesn't have real-life stories to talk about now, so we don't get to see his passionate rants about some issue that will never affect him or some minor situation that's bothering him. He has nothing going on to talk about now.

He also views himself as the famous goth badboy rockstar he always wanted to be. He has "legions of fangirls" (troles of course) who text him, fans who give him money (not required but greatly 'preciated), releases songs and albums, has a wand business that does have revenue and profit, and has 100k+ subscribers on YouTube. He doesn't have a clocktower mansion 4 miles outside of town on 20 acres of land, but he has a sweet goth house (Clint's trailer). He has met his goals, or more accurately, hit the ceiling for his success without putting in more effort.

He may not see a reason to do more than he already is since he's content with his current situation.

Not looking good for the boy at all.
And it'll only get worse.
 
Does he even Livestream anymore? I'm guessing in order to keep his current residence Clint has him on a strict "better not go live, boy" edict.
All because Reddit couldn't just sit back and enjoy.
His last stream was on Halloween (coincidentally it was going on at the same time Jim was doing his stream on NAL).
 
Back