Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ibeatmywife said:
Nah its even funnier than that. He has a closet full of them people have sent him tripods and stands for years and he just refuses to use them.
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People have sent him gopros and phone stands for years (I don't remember right now but he has said on video he has gotten them in the mail and have to figure out how to use them). He's just too regarded to be able to do anything other than phone+record, remember he has never ever edited a video, if he fucks up in his head he'll do the whole thing again , included ordering $50 "food hacks" again for "the review\food hack".
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Here are the archives for Dwarfatty's last night weird streams.
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They're a nothing burger, it's just bored really fucked up Darf babysitting a sleeping Cobra. It's honestly a waste of storage space. I'll add the 2 hour stream when it finishes archiving.
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Did they really do a sequel to the beer challange off camera? Talk about a missed opportunity.

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He loves his Chinesium knives and a fan sent him the ultimate boglim blade. Cobras and skulls on the handle, shitty assisted opening and the brand is called "Black Savage".
 
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1. Great day to die
2. Trolls can suck my ass crack
3. Rock in roll never dies
4.Drinking and dying alone
5. Never say goodbye
6. Bullets in the wall
7. Fair
8. Toxiciove
9. People are fake
10.Life is miserable Death is merciful ft Spooky Sarah
11. BONUS AI TRACK: crimson Justice
12. BONUS AI TRACK: Mad Locomotive
13 BONUS AI TRACK: KingCobraJFS Master of the Trolls
14. BONUS AI TRACK: Eternal Darkness Rises
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Lyrics to Bullets in the Wall:
King Cobra JFS said:
[Gunshot]
[Chugging bass line from the opening of Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2), by Bri’ish progressive rock band Pink Floyd, begins marching in the background.]
[Various gun shots, rapid fire, and gavel noises play as guitar segments grow in volume and complexity.]
Fuck mass shootings!

[More guitar and gavel noises, accompanied by a lead guitar motif.]
[Cobra screams in time over the synthesized crescendo within the backing track.]
We don’t need no guns in the classroom / No bullets hitting the wall…
Dark blood stains / barricade and save us all…
Teacher protect them students from the killer…
No more bullets in the classroom…
Put down your piece / And give peace a chance…
No more guns in the classroom…
Teacher! Protect those students from the killer!
No more guns in the classroom!

[Lead guitar motif blares over rhythm section.]
All in all, it’s just bullets in the wall…
All in all, it’s just bullets and blood on the wall…
No more guns in the classroom!

We don’t need no guns in the classroom…
Political agenda / And all this gloom and doom…
No more guns in the classroom / Legalize marijuana…

Teachers and students / Barricade the door…
No more blood stains on the wall
No more guns in the classroom…
Hey! Teacher! Protect those students and keep them all alive!
[More gavel noises and gun shots ring out.]
No more guns in the classroom!
[Gun shot noises repeat.]

All in all, it’s just another bullet in the walls (2x)
[Gunshots, gavel, and guitar sounds ring throughout]

Fuck your mass shooting, you dirty fucking coward, piece of shit!
How would it feel to happen to someone you care about?
Political discourse / People missing the issues…
It’s a people problem - not the guns!
People are the ones that made them in the first place.

[Affecting a North English accent] Oi! Fuck ya mass shootings, you little prick! [Accent fades.] Ya think you’re such hot shit? Fuck you, fuck you, and die! Fuck your mass shootings! Fuck your mass shootings, you little bitch!
We don’t need more guns in the classroom!
Fuck your bullets all over the walls…
Fuck you killing people…
Fuck mass shootings…
Fuck yourself!
Fuck mass shootings!
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Sing it, baby! Sing out, Cobes, sing out!
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(This is unironically what The Wall, the Final Cut, and every Roger Waters solo album sounds like to Pink Floyd fans whose favourite albums are Meddle and Saucerful of Secrets.)
 
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Almost getting off topic but there's been alot of drama about homeboy Aaron's ex on the cobra fb group. She had a weird meltdown and then her femgooner fat fart queen account was revealed. Still not as bad as NAL somehow. Lots of details leaked on her relationship.

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chiropractic gynecologist said:
god the dynamic of being a house slave for someone and getting nothing in return just feels so abusive to me.
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It is. Also, her casual understanding of addiction issues and her familiarity would suggest she likes to find emotional fragile, broken and disturbed men so she can have an easier time controlling them. I would bet there is a long line of men who she took advantage off, with some of them breaking away with horror stories about her. If she was smart, she would shut the fuck up and get away from the limelight. She was basically forgotten and no one really cared, but that narc streak always pulls them back in.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
>”I was one of those 90s kids who grew up listening to Eminem.”
>”I was never the biggest fan of Eminem, but I like his music.”

Which one is it BOY?
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He wants to like him so he can have a drink.

But he is a real goth and a dark lord, so pussy rap music is a big no no. Unless it somehow can be used as an excuse to drink, then its ok, until it no longer is.
 
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