Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What's with the hyper critical posts lately? Josh is literal shortbus mentally. He got kicked out of fucking Job Corps after being reassigned training subjects multiple times and that was when he wasn't an alcoholic and halfway lucid. He's not going to get a job when he's made more from what he's doing than he ever could doing minimum wage work.

I think he set up the GFM in good enough faith. He probably had people bothering him about not using his clout to help the Knights and has obviouslly fallen back hard on drinking daily not to do anything. His fundraiser is making more than Angie's which proves the point.

It's not far off to assume he used text-to-speech on his phone and used autocorrect. He can't cash out the GFM money until it hits the goal. Sure he might keep the cash, but we'll never know for sure. I doubt it hits the goal anyway.

Damn Josh has done some shitty things and has a lot of braindead ass opinions, but not everything he does is some grand conspiratorial act of malice. Walt was his friend and invited him over a lot in a time when Josh was losing friends and didn't have much else. Despite any ulterior motives he ever had with the family, he liked his bud that died.
 
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Potion_Time said:
Can you imagine Cobes showing up drunk and knocking the coffee can that Walt's in over?
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I hope Josh jumps unto his casket as it’s lowering like Leland Palmer.
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charlesdickens said:
What's with the hyper critical posts lately? Josh is literal shortbus mentally.
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You pretty much just answered your own question right there. This is the third time Josh did this with fundraisers that I can recall. Third time he has attempted to scam people and shortbus mentally? People are SICK OF IT! It isn't entertaining, it isn't cute, and it's actually bleak as fuck since he is doing it over a dead "friend".

This isn't the Boglim content most people want. If he is broke people want him to go live, not make a scam GoFundMe.
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I hope Josh jumps unto his casket as it’s lowering like Leland Palmer.
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Unfortunately, on his latest drink combo video(approximately at 1:38 ) he says he won't be attending to avoid making LN uncomfortable. Which is a wild thing to say while hosting a whole ass fundraiser for it.
 
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I hope the GFM gets funded so we can see what Cobra does with the money. Can we get a thread poll to spice this up?

Something like:

What does Cobra do with the GoFundMe money?

Spend it on food hacks and drink combos
Give it all to LN's family (He backed off)
Keep it for a bit (When I get around to it)
Not enough was donated (Sorry :()
GFM gets removed/shutdown for some reason

I think his actions depend on the amount he receives. I don't know what it's currently at, but if it's less than $1k, then I believe he would give it all to LN's family. If the amount is at least $1k, I think he would be very tempted to pocket some. I don't see him giving $2k to them, for example. He may not be malicious, but he can be selfish and self-centered at times.
 
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Average CEO Respecter said:
You pretty much just answered your own question right there. This is the third time Josh did this with fundraisers that I can recall. Third time he has attempted to scam people and shortbus mentally? People are SICK OF IT! It isn't entertaining, it isn't cute, and it's actually bleak as fuck since he is doing it over a dead "friend".

This isn't the Boglim content most people want. If he is broke people want him to go live, not make a scam GoFundMe.
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Cobra doesn't have the initiative or the intelligence to go out of his way to deceive anybody. The idea that he started this GoFundMe with any sort of plan to trick people into giving him money is fucking retarded. Why would he need to anyway? He can go live or do a few cameos and get enough money for a $50 pizza and some cheap liquor and he's all fucking set.

Will LN ever see any money from this? Who knows. Cobra is a regarded alcoholic who has no concept of money. But Walt was one of the few RL people who tolerated him and he's probably pretty bummed about his passing even though he expresses his feelings in an autistic way.
 
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The a-logs live miserable lives. Just last night there was dude trauma dumping all over the stupid fb group that his kid is dying of some disease and he has nobody to talk to about it and he was absolutely seething that his daughter is going to die while cobra gets to live. Another dude commented and talked about his son was born and only lived for like 80 days before he died and was seething about how unfair it is that his son died but a “waste of oxygen” like cobra is still kicking. Like I feel for them, I can’t imagine the pain of that situation (if it isn’t just faggy larping) but Jesus fucking Christ dude log off go talk to a professional or something holy shit. Dudes kid is dying so he runs to a fb group dedicated to shitposting about a retard from Wyoming for support and to seethe about the ““injustice”” of said retard literally just being alive

Thats the level of shit Cobes is dealing with. On a fundamental level he’s just some dumb asshole who embarrasses himself on YouTube, a total nobody. Yet there’s people out there, total strangers who have never met him personally, that are holding him accountable for the grief and anger they feel over their dead/dying loved ones or just straight up directing their rage about how unfair the world is at him for just existing.

When your infant child is dying and your thoughts are “fuck that one retard in Wyoming” it is simply not possible for your life to get any more ruled by cobra.
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That’s what astounds me about Cobes’ troles. They actually lead some semblance of normal lives. Like I remember when the CasperCobraStompers dude from the subreddit was doxxed he turned out to be a dude from Illinois who worked in like real estate. And they decide in their free time to rage over a Boglim in Wyoming who they think is the second coming of Hitler. So pathetic doodt.
 
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Average CEO Respecter said:
I've literally provided proof that he has access to the fundraiser and is editing it to make himself look better. That's deception. While it isn't stealing the money, we have no evidence of that, it is proof that he is 100% able to shut it down and edit it at will. He also mentions this in his newest drink combo video in the post you replied to. He hates going live and will do anything to own the troles so of course he would do this rather than go live, it's free shit doot. The idea that Cobes isn't intelligent enough to decieve anyone is wildly newfaggy and just displays a lack of knowledge of his lore, dude is retarded but he also has the tism helping him
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Yeah no shit it's his fundraiser and he has access to it. He most likely edited it because people are texting him about how much of a creep he sounds like so he changes it because he obviously doesn't want to come across like that, but he's retarded and autistic and doesn't know how to express himself.

When I say he's not intelligent enough to deceive I suppose I should say he's not intelligent enough to successfully receive. Just look at what happened with fun size Felecia or any of the totally real stories he tells. His autism makes it hard for him to understand that his lies are obviously fake to anyone who's not retarded.
 
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His thought process (or lack thereof) is the most interesting thing about him. His pre-2018 content has aged like fine wine before he got S P I C E D

Walt was a friend (aka a reliable pill dealer who didn't care when Josh showed up with a case of girly drinks to drink by himself on Walt's couch) and I think Josh had good intentions here, just did it in the most Josh way possible
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Hellraiser Fundraiser aside, Josh loves that toaster that a fan sent to him. Could this be a potential kitchen appliance saga? Imagine the Bog Trailer full of electric kitchen gadgets and the possibilities! With a stand mixer, a dough roller he could make his own custom Bogritos in the oven!
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We've seen this before with electronics, anything that requires mental faculties greater than those of your average 8 year old is swiftly thrown in a closet and left to gather dust.
 
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Hellraiser Fundraiser aside, Josh loves that toaster that a fan sent to him. Could this be a potential kitchen appliance saga? Imagine the Bog Trailer full of electric kitchen gadgets and the possibilities! With a stand mixer, a dough roller he could make his own custom Bogritos in the oven!
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As fun as that would be to see the second he gets drunk or high and fucks something up he will break something or throw it out or otherwise get rid of it. I always thought a Bog Air Fryer would be a great investment for him that would potentially keep him from total trailer death buuuuutttt
 
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Average CEO Respecter said:
As fun as that would be to see the second he gets drunk or high and fucks something up he will break something or throw it out or otherwise get rid of it. I always thought a Bog Air Fryer would be a great investment for him that would potentially keep him from total trailer death buuuuutttt
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Potion_Time said:
We've seen this before with electronics, anything that requires mental faculties greater than those of your average 8 year old is swiftly thrown in a closet and left to gather dust.
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As long as the gadget is simple enough to operate I think he would use it. He can use a toaster, a microwave, and fry bugrers after all.

An AirFryer is as simple to operate as microwave, I think that gadget would be a culinary success for the boy.

Just cooking some french fries in the air fryer, they are healthier than the deep frying method, I have to watch my weight these days. Have you seen my Dad's biceps?

The other thing that has been living rent free in my head lately is how Cobes never seems to leave his house. Doesn't his red pill manosphere influencers tell him about what it is to 'be a man', like, you know, lifting logs , climbing mountains, helping old of age ladies cross the street, all of which require you to go outside.

How can you be like 'you know toobs, the thing about WAHMEN is...' and discard the rest. It's like dude, ain't gonna get any of that of age, unrelated, consenting, alive goth chick hiding away in a greasy box.
 
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As fun as that would be to see the second he gets drunk or high and fucks something up he will break something or throw it out or otherwise get rid of it. I always thought a Bog Air Fryer would be a great investment for him that would potentially keep him from total trailer death buuuuutttt
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Messica gave him an air fryer and he allegedly uses it once in a while.
 
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Another fucking prosciutto sandwich video. I'm sick of this drought, toobz. :(
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He makes a sandwich for Floorlord, who's still coughing offscreen. Brokebog Mountain coming in nicely.
 
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