Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Learn yourself, trole.

Facebook comments is alogging.
"The act of taking things too seriously or getting angry at a person, which includes wishing or justifying harm or persecution."
"A term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits ...":
Then are we not alogs ourselves? We are doing the exact same thing facebook, dead subreddits, and youtube comments are doing, talking, commenting, making jokes and funny theories. We are all just meat ghouls chasing each other tails and saying we did it first!
 
Then are we not alogs ourselves? We are doing the exact same thing facebook, dead subreddits, and youtube comments are doing, talking, commenting, making jokes and funny theories. We are all just meat ghouls chasing each other tails and saying we did it first!
If you can't tell the difference between the vitriol in posts, then you're as retarded as Cobes is.
 
Now this is a classic return to form. Custom Denny's Doordash order, Doritos and a random "fuck sickos" to seal the deal. And the phone just had to fall over....
"Doritos are the shit, not a sponsor, fuck sickos" :lit:

"just saying, my crackers and.... everyone else"

This video was great. Cracked up every time he wiped his hands on his shirt.
He did it so many times and every time you could tell he was looking for a napkin or a paper towel. Just go get one!

Also the avocado loop he got stuck on lol. "they could have been out!"

"My filming skills are not the best.." phone falls over.

lmao. Just a fantastic video.
 
The trailer flipping thing is actually pretty funny, it's so absurd and just a light hearted trole, but it seems like retards will always take things too far one way or another
The younger trolls always take things way, way too far. They want to destroy the guy’s life. If it was us I’d completely trust one of you to trick Cobra into thinking the trailer flip was a real thing or tricking him into thinking Warlord was secretly living under the trailer like J-Roc did but these people are fucking retarded. They have no understanding of whimsical shenanigans, it’s just pure retard rage that this balding pizza addict needs to be homeless and suffering. It’s sad, toobs.
 
The line between amusing trolling and sadistic alogging is difficult to define, but similar to the Supreme Court and pornography, "I know it when I see it." And, possibly most importantly, it varies cow to cow.

Using the king of lolcows, Chris Chan, as an example, I often say that he is at his best when he trolls himself. Just leave him alone, and he'll do something ridiculous and broadcast it to the world. But I also enjoyed some of the troll-driven content. Liquid Chris and even some of the fake sweethearts were great content. However, look at the Idea Guys for an example of things just going to shit.

But Cobes isn't CWC, and what is effective and amusing when trolling one could be a trainwreck if applied to another. He's perfectly capable of working himself into a tizzy on his own, so interaction really isn't required in order to get him to do something amusing. But things like reporting his YouTube channel, reporting him to the IRS, and other such nonsense? Who is that fun for?

The "trailer tip" thing? I guess it's kinda funny. Create an obviously fictitious event to get him all riled up and leave it at that. But you just know that some dipshit is actually going to show up to harass the boy and maybe bang on the walls, disturbing his neighbors and ruining the whole thing.
 
The line between amusing trolling and sadistic alogging is difficult to define, but similar to the Supreme Court and pornography, "I know it when I see it." And, possibly most importantly, it varies cow to cow.
The line is really easy to define.

1. If this trolling is going to cause a minor to moderate inconvenience, if it’s going to annoy them slightly, if it’s ironic or plays on their shortcomings with the intent to just play a simple prank, that is completely fine. Here are some examples:

- Sending Cobra bald caps
- Sending him tacos filled with just sauces
- Sending him a bra
- Buying a wand and writing a review about how it’s covered in loose hair that’s fallen from his head/complaining that the magic is not pre-charged in the wand and you cannot change street lights.
- Sending him glitter bombs disguised as normal shit.

Both the intent of the action and the action itself have very little chance of not aligning. It can be argued it’s a waste of your money but again, it’s your money to waste and I don’t think it’s anyone’s business how you spend it.



2. If this trolling causes damage to their property or self, if it serves to alienate this person with the express intent to do so due to some irrational hatred, this is fucking gay. Here are some examples:

- Texting him you’re going to kill his family/himself/break into his place and rape Shon.
- Getting him evicted by constantly calling the complex/landlord.
- Striking his channel.
- Trying to scare him by threatening to literally tip his house over. (Why?)
- Harassing him over being a retard and not knowing how to take care of pets when he can’t even shower or open cans properly.

We can skirt over the moral implications of this and just straight into how pragmatic it is, this shit only serves to alienate Cobra. As a consequence of the past 5-6 years of straight a-logging, he went from someone who was pretty open about how he felt even if it was embarrassing, someone who live-streamed every day and had people over, who went out places regularly, who had drunk streams very regularly to someone who doesn’t do that shit anymore, if only unintentionally or rarely. Relative to before his content is absolute dog shit and it’s largely because he’s built himself a safe and comfortable little bubble where as little harm as possible can happen. It’s fucking boring. When you a-log this little guy you cuck content that’s already been cucked, you’re the heckler at the comedy show that throws a fit and ruins it for everyone. Just let him be funny, send him a bag of fake dog shit and buy a shirt.
 
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"The act of taking things too seriously or getting angry at a person, which includes wishing or justifying harm or persecution."
"A term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits ...":
Then are we not alogs ourselves? We are doing the exact same thing facebook, dead subreddits, and youtube comments are doing, talking, commenting, making jokes and funny theories. We are all just meat ghouls chasing each other tails and saying we did it first!
I gave you a “dumb” react therefore I am officially your A-log
 
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"The act of taking things too seriously or getting angry at a person, which includes wishing or justifying harm or persecution."
"A term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits ...":
Then are we not alogs ourselves? We are doing the exact same thing facebook, dead subreddits, and youtube comments are doing, talking, commenting, making jokes and funny theories. We are all just meat ghouls chasing each other tails and saying we did it first!
I don't hate Cobes, I view him the same way I look at the monkeys at my local zoo. Look at how human-like he is, how he emulates my movements, trying to be something he fundamentally isn'-Where is the zookeeper? Is he allowed to have booze?

It's not that deep. Josh is a funny retard because he's a retard. We don't want Cobes dead or hurt or in dire straits. Hell, back during The Third Jessica Visit there was pages of people genuinely worried the Boy was in very, very serious trouble. The Facebook groups and Discords unironically want him dead.
 
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"This burger don't beep around."

"Part two bacon cheese burger review"
March 24 2025


Part two of the chicken strip bacon cheeseburger
Josh is very excited about how many calories it contains
Josh allegedly "smoked those chicken strips"
 
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"This burger don't fuck around."

"Part two bacon cheese burger review"
March 24 2025
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It always amazes me that he needs like 2-7 parts to review a burger when all he needs to do is make one video where he cooks the fucking thing, eats the fucking thing and says “It do, Facebook. It do.”
 
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