Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
As if Josh hasn't attempted to summon succubi before, trole. Get blocked.
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Genuine question: would Josh fuck a lizard woman? An of-age, alive, consenting, human-shaped lizard woman?
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Sicko Hunter said:
He was actually on Ritalin not Adderall not that it makes a big difference they are very similar. Years ago he listed off all the medications his dad made him take before he moved out and they were Strattera (non-stimulant ADD drug), Ritalin (Stimulant) and Zoloft (SSRI) . He stopped taking all his meds the day he moved out. You can actually see how geeked out he is in his Gothickingcobra52 era videos from the Ritalin. Dude used to talk so fast he would become totally unintelligible.
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If you're going to send something to josh (don't), make it energy drinks or g-fuel


 
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Damn dude, it's just straight up crude oil.
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I guess I'm glad that he "sliced" the spam. It really doesn't look like it though. It just looks like he threw it in the pot and tried to cut it with his spatula.
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The boy is fucking LORGE
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This is what the KING sees every day:
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Good food review video. I'm surprised that there wasn't grease on his camera and that he didn't drop his phone.
 
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HiveDull said:
You think he struggles to put on his shirt now?
I'd love to see him get some new additions to his wardrobe, but I know he'll never choose to get some new threads.

I just like the idea of him walking around with Papa Clint at Hot Topic picking and choosing his favorite mall goth attire while also eye-raping the workers there.
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Clerk: [catches a whiff of something]

Cobes: "See dad? I TOLD you the tactical soap works!"

Clint: "Oh yeah bud, right on..." [winces and looks away]
 
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Considering the recent "Part 1" shenanigans, it's a pleasant surprise when Cobes does a video titled "Part 1" and actually follows up with a "Part 2".
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
I would literally kill (fuck sickos) to see cones do a let's play of skyrim, like 50 parts long BOY you know you want to
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Cobra gaming streams would go crazy. He already makes money by sitting in his Boglim chair, drunk, ranting about JESSICA BOYLE, and I'd believe he would make far more money playing games while doing it. He'd probably have some genuine fun too. It could also be pretty entertaining.

It would be like DSP's uploads: "skyrim part for twenty." Unlike dsp we hate sickos and fuck sickos in the chat i fucking hate sickos my trolls call me a sicko because theyre just jelous of my fame and becus im a gothic badboy rockstar they make fun of me because im bad at games but what are they doing with theyre lifes im making money and their thinking oh hey its cobra hes an autistic retard and hell freakout if we make fun of him and we know he hates sickos so lets call him that but its like hey im still here just being myself and they cant stand it.

Something like that.
 
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