Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ponzo]

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[charlesdickens]

Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.

He spends money as fast as he gets it. He doesn't have a concept of long-term saving. Despite raking in the Cameo money last month, he had to fire up a livestream because "his account was in the negative." The money he spends on food delivery does add up. He apparently owed a lot in taxes too. That is something he doesn't understand at all, and Clint handles so I'm assuming his money lately went towards that.

He doesn't seem to have much interest in gaming even with his old PS3 or whatever, it seemed fairly casual. Any interest in most things is gone now since he's a depressed alcoholic.

He bought a motor kit for his beach cruiser but couldn't install it and gave up. The bike's been dormant needing a new tire that the shop wildly over-charges him for. There's no interest in riding a bike since he moved farther away where things are less accessible. Besides the giant fact he can get whatever he wants delivered and can shield himself from sicko troles by being a hermit.

 

[anliteralidiot]

an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?

An e-bike is perfect? Nah doodt.
I got two words:
Motorized.
Barstool.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I'd like to see Cobra wasted tearing around town on an e-bike with the speed limiter removed.

He stays at his trailer 24/7 these days I'm sure. If a fan or troll got him one today, he'd never use it or sell it. I don't think he has the coordination to use an electric bike now.

 

[Candover]

An e-bike is perfect? Nah doodt.
I got two words:
Motorized.
Barstool.
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He'll spraypaint it black and green of course, and immediately crash it driving drunk within a week of owning it, or smash it himself when his phone falls out of his pocket while riding it.

 

[Sneedotron]

I got two words:
Motorized.
Barstool.

Almost there dood.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Almost there dood.

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Needs a built-in beer keg and toilet.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

If someone bought him a motorized wheelchair he wouldn't even walk around the trailer anymore

 

[Candover]

If someone bought him a motorized wheelchair he wouldn't even walk around the trailer anymore

He would have a lot of trouble driving it around the trailer I imagine.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

What do you mean you wear the soap?

Josh Keen/Regard Posting

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He’ll need a gothic mobility scooter if he reaches 40 and the obesity saga really kicks in. Clint better start saving up for the scooter ramp the BOY will need to get in and out of that trailer.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I think a cooler cruiser is more his size for zipping around the single wide gothic dream trailer.
Nice and short, narrow, easy access to piss beer, hard liquor and drink hacks.

Thread tax toobz.

Edit: It even comes in black and green. TMDWU.

 

[CircusCat]

He would have a lot of trouble driving it around the trailer I imagine.
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Pretty sure you can also get charged with a dui.

 

[biggacracka]

Pretty sure you can also get charged with a dui.

I don't know about laws in Wyoming, but can you get a dui for riding a normal bike too?
Maybe that's why he's not riding his bike as much?

 

[Law]

Most of it goes to chaturbate

Aw, Jeez.

He’ll need a gothic mobility scooter

Just like Ozzy. TMDWU

 

[Girl meat seller]

I was rereading through the form at work for shits and giggles.

I saw this and realized the prophecy as came true..

 

[Harold Penisman]

I think a cooler cruiser is more his size for zipping around the single wide gothic dream trailer.
Nice and short, narrow, easy access to piss beer, hard liquor and drink hacks.
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I'm imagining him calling up Clint to explain that he needs help fixing up his trailer after he tries using it indoors and crashes into a wall.

 

[ASeabear8952]

an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?

I mean Seizure recommended him the idea of getting an e-scooter in his second interview with him.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

cobes zooming around casper in a mobility scooter would be like a better version of mobility mary. especially if he tricked out the scooter and added an obnoxious horn or bell.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

He’ll need a gothic mobility scooter if he reaches 40 and the obesity saga really kicks in. Clint better start saving up for the scooter ramp the BOY will need to get in and out of that trailer.

At this point he must be pretty close to being pre-diabetic right? Sadly it’s very likely once he requires insulin that he will be probably forgetting to take it or simply refusing to.